Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Wiz says, "You're Ass(imilator) is Grass before Classic ends!":
60) Assimilator1 .........................50903 / 0
61) Wiz ..........................................50851 / 0
100K "Resistence is Futile" Romp:
22) BadThad and MadMark .......93138 / 0
24) OhioDude ...............................90009 / 0
25) Lean Lane42 .........................87160 / 0
26) CraigRT ...................................83351 / 0
27) LANMAN ..................................83221 / 0
80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser:
31) Matchbok ..................................76635 / 0
Sizzlin' Soni's Super Slide to Seventy-Five:
34) Sizzlin' Soni ..............................74861 / 0
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
65) JimMc ...................................43854 / 0
66) jdiddy ....................................43090 / 0
73) Starrider ...............................40598 / 0
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
76) BMdoobieW ......................37619 / 0
78) Panhead49 .......................37532 / 0
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
81) Toft / Vold - DK ......................34553 / 0
89) Soggysocks ...........................32047 / 0
90) Ed Omega ..............................31860 / 0
91) Obitus .....................................30569 / 0
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch:
98) Unforgiven ..............................28132 / 0
101)Zaph .........................................27603 / 0
106)Michael and the Cuppies ....27027 / 0
110)Nasty Neovan .........................26331 / 0
112)thepoolman ............................25966 / 0
113)BigFatCow ..............................25745 / 0
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
132)vrmuds ......................................21783 / 0
136)lobadobadingdong .................21134 / 0
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
146)Sideswipe .................................18972 / 0
157)JonB ..........................................17568 / 0
169)petrusbroder .............................15529 / 0
Lonely Racers:
1) Team Enterprise ............464691 / 0
2) Don Telkamp ..................421364 / 0
3) amdxborg ........................355056 / 0
4) Stonin' Ronin ..................307133 / 0
5) Rebel Alliance ................258276 / 0
7) PieDerro ..........................225120 / 0
9) Robor ...............................208578 / 0
10) IsOs ..................................202084 / 0
11) LastKnight .......................198784 / 0
15) Zodder .............................145357 / 0
40) Strider7 ............................61271 / 0
46) Team Tarca ....................57100 / 0
48) EvilWobbles ....................56119 / 0
54) CiSmAXz ..........................52156 / 0
55) Dalephi ............................51674 / 0
57) Conjur...............................51221 / 0
174)Anubis ..............................15341 / 0
176)Coquito ............................15190 / 0
239)TurtleBlue ........................11205 / 0
269)Eltano1 .............................10247 / 0
278)Wolfsraider ......................10001 / 0
367)TA Beowulf .........................6405 / 0
401)ShotgunSteven ..................5792 / 0
782)Zippin' Zim Hosein ...........2007 / 0
822)JetsFanatic .........................1845 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/8:
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FLASHBACK!
To August 12, 2002:
The evil Sith Lord Darth Polo defeated me at 15K and then poured salt into the wound by breaking my Han Solo action figurine! The nerve! Those Sith really pith me off! Oh well. At least he let me keep my Princess Leia blow-up doll. :Q
The race:
Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K:
38) Darth Polo .......................15013 / 96 😀
39) Dude OhioWalker ..........14986 / 30
The commentary:
The Dark Side is victorious in Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K as the dark turtle lord Darth Polo has cut down the Jedi knight in training, Dude OhioWalker with a flash of his light sabre, knocking Dude on his can. Finally gaining revenge for his defeat at 13K, the Sith Turtle adds insult to injury by stepping on Dude's favorite toy, his Han Solo action figure by Hasbro. Now that was low, Darth Polo! At any rate, Darth Polo earns a victory and a large glass of Tercanian Jiggle Juice as well as a dip in the crystal clear waters of the enchanted springs of Endor. In a rare display of benevolence, Zodder the Hut has also sent his prized Twi'lek, Oola to dance for you as you relax as long as you promise not to feed her to your Rancor. Congratulations, Darth Polo! (Be on your gaurd, Sith Turtle! You have not heard the last from Dude OhioWalker!)
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4
Wiz says, "You're Ass(imilator) is Grass before Classic ends!":
60) Assimilator1 .........................50903 / 0
61) Wiz ..........................................50851 / 0
100K "Resistence is Futile" Romp:
22) BadThad and MadMark .......93138 / 0
24) OhioDude ...............................90009 / 0
25) Lean Lane42 .........................87160 / 0
26) CraigRT ...................................83351 / 0
27) LANMAN ..................................83221 / 0
80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser:
31) Matchbok ..................................76635 / 0
Sizzlin' Soni's Super Slide to Seventy-Five:
34) Sizzlin' Soni ..............................74861 / 0
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
65) JimMc ...................................43854 / 0
66) jdiddy ....................................43090 / 0
73) Starrider ...............................40598 / 0
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
76) BMdoobieW ......................37619 / 0
78) Panhead49 .......................37532 / 0
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
81) Toft / Vold - DK ......................34553 / 0
89) Soggysocks ...........................32047 / 0
90) Ed Omega ..............................31860 / 0
91) Obitus .....................................30569 / 0
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch:
98) Unforgiven ..............................28132 / 0
101)Zaph .........................................27603 / 0
106)Michael and the Cuppies ....27027 / 0
110)Nasty Neovan .........................26331 / 0
112)thepoolman ............................25966 / 0
113)BigFatCow ..............................25745 / 0
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
132)vrmuds ......................................21783 / 0
136)lobadobadingdong .................21134 / 0
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
146)Sideswipe .................................18972 / 0
157)JonB ..........................................17568 / 0
169)petrusbroder .............................15529 / 0
Lonely Racers:
1) Team Enterprise ............464691 / 0
2) Don Telkamp ..................421364 / 0
3) amdxborg ........................355056 / 0
4) Stonin' Ronin ..................307133 / 0
5) Rebel Alliance ................258276 / 0
7) PieDerro ..........................225120 / 0
9) Robor ...............................208578 / 0
10) IsOs ..................................202084 / 0
11) LastKnight .......................198784 / 0
15) Zodder .............................145357 / 0
40) Strider7 ............................61271 / 0
46) Team Tarca ....................57100 / 0
48) EvilWobbles ....................56119 / 0
54) CiSmAXz ..........................52156 / 0
55) Dalephi ............................51674 / 0
57) Conjur...............................51221 / 0
174)Anubis ..............................15341 / 0
176)Coquito ............................15190 / 0
239)TurtleBlue ........................11205 / 0
269)Eltano1 .............................10247 / 0
278)Wolfsraider ......................10001 / 0
367)TA Beowulf .........................6405 / 0
401)ShotgunSteven ..................5792 / 0
782)Zippin' Zim Hosein ...........2007 / 0
822)JetsFanatic .........................1845 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/8:
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FLASHBACK!
To August 12, 2002:
The evil Sith Lord Darth Polo defeated me at 15K and then poured salt into the wound by breaking my Han Solo action figurine! The nerve! Those Sith really pith me off! Oh well. At least he let me keep my Princess Leia blow-up doll. :Q
The race:
Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K:
38) Darth Polo .......................15013 / 96 😀
39) Dude OhioWalker ..........14986 / 30
The commentary:
The Dark Side is victorious in Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K as the dark turtle lord Darth Polo has cut down the Jedi knight in training, Dude OhioWalker with a flash of his light sabre, knocking Dude on his can. Finally gaining revenge for his defeat at 13K, the Sith Turtle adds insult to injury by stepping on Dude's favorite toy, his Han Solo action figure by Hasbro. Now that was low, Darth Polo! At any rate, Darth Polo earns a victory and a large glass of Tercanian Jiggle Juice as well as a dip in the crystal clear waters of the enchanted springs of Endor. In a rare display of benevolence, Zodder the Hut has also sent his prized Twi'lek, Oola to dance for you as you relax as long as you promise not to feed her to your Rancor. Congratulations, Darth Polo! (Be on your gaurd, Sith Turtle! You have not heard the last from Dude OhioWalker!)
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4
