Seti Race Stats and Milestones for 11/26...

OhioDude

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Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu

Clash of the Titans, The Sequel (21,000):
8) JW.Middleton ...................20008 / 79
9) soni ...................................19752 / 25
10) IBHacknU ......................17766 / 183 :)
12) Bazilla ............................17113 / 227

Polo's Challenge to the Turtle: 10,000 by 2/14/02 or You're Soup:
33) Polo ..................................7772 / 8

Race to Ceti Alpha VII at Sector 10,000:
27) USS Poop .......................9785 / 43
28) USS IsOs ........................9583 / 275 :Q:Q

Race to 6000:
44) Lane42 ...........................5532 / 40 :Q
45) ZeroEffect .......................5369 / 27 :)
59) The Federation ..............4145 / 53 :)

Race to 5000:
47) Orange Kid .....................4928 / 15
48) TWTA ...............................4794 / 54 :)
49) Wiz ....................................4751 / 12
52) zodder .............................4541 / 31
59) The Federation ..............4145 / 53 :)

Race to Catch def:
43) def ....................................5583 / 22
48) TWTA ...............................4794 / 54 :)
50) MaxSiren .........................4704 / 21 :)
52) zodder .............................4541 / 31
58) mgpaulus .......................4312 / 22 :)
59) The Federation ..............4145 / 53 :)
66) cakin ................................3623 / 16

Wind Sprint to 3200:
75) Gul Dukat ........................3181 / 23
76) Maku ................................3177 / 8

Quickie to 3000:
87) ledzepp98 ........................2715 / 8
88) Baldy18 ............................2709 / 8
91) Toft ....................................2648 / 21 :)
92) Slahr Dzhe .......................2646 / 30 :)
93) Ai3x ....................................2643 / 22 :)
95) Jwyatt ................................2589 / 5
109)crt1530 ............................2249 / 47 :Q

Race to 3000:
94) mucman ............................2639 / 12
102)IceCreamLtDan ..............2379 / 17 :)
140)sparks ..............................1704 / 39 :Q

Y.A.R.T. 2500:
107)PhotoLenny ....................2316 / 4
113)Electrode ........................2170 / 9
115)DroolMAN! ......................2151 / 7

Race to 2250:
138)svrblues00 ......................1721 / 4
142)thecool1 ..........................1691 / 20 :)
174)Tarca ...............................1312 / 11
191)PieDerro .........................1119 / 34 :Q

Race to 2000:
125)Swanny ............................1876 / 7
129)Super Sukhoi ..................1807 / 6
131)ConfusedBW ..................1784 / 25 :Q
165)Pabster ............................1388 / 18 :)

Race to 1500:
160)wilder ...............................1451 / 15 :)
164)DarkMajiq ........................1394 / 10 :)

Battle Royale to 1500:
163)Dazmite ...........................1418 / 10
168)JimMc ..............................1342 / 15
173)serialb .............................1320 / 25 :)

Race to 1250:
201)muadib ............................1052 / 10 :)
208)pyxis .................................1038 / 9
215)Clueless ...........................1001 / 16

Race to 1100:
216)Logix .................................988 / 5
229)Bunker ..............................875 / 4
268)Ishmael2k .......................698 / 12

Marathon to 1000:
248)Panhead49 ........................824 / 28 :)
284)Kruptikos ............................620 / 13 :)

Race to 750:
301)Boogak ...............................537 / 16 :)
313)Hoober ...............................507 / 9
365)Bigwoofer ...........................383 / 17 :)

Lonely Racers: :(
26) sduguid .........................10757 / 22
42) Yield .................................5762 / 42 :)
83) GreatWhiteNorth ............2892 / 72 :Q
205)Evadman ........................1041 / 6
245)Dingas ...............................831 / 5
320)Bleep ..................................491 / 7
391)Corsairpro .........................340 / 1

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Milestones achieved on 11/26:

jw.middleton - 20000 (20008) :D
bazilla - 17000 (17113) :D
HeavyIron - 1500 (1500)
Clueless - 1000 (1001) :D
Hoober - 500 (507) :D
Tom - 250 (251)

10 Most Recent Race Winners:

Boogak - SETI 500 - 11/24/2001
Pie Derro - Marathon to 1000 - 11/23/2001
sparks - Battle Royale to 1500 - 11/22/2001
Slahr Dzhe - The Great Race to 2500 - 11/22/2001
DroolMAN! - Race to 2000 - 11/21/2001
USS Ohio - Race to Archer V - 11/21/2001
Jwyatt - The Great Race to 2500 - 11/21/2001
Toft - The Great Race to 2500 - 11/20/2001
Evadman - Another Race to 1000 - 11/19/2001
ledzepp98 - The Great Race to 2500 - 11/19/2001
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Today we welcome two more rookies to the Seti Racing League. In the Race to 2250, srvblues00 settles into the lead position ahead of thecool1, but unfortunately the invite came just as the Blues Brother lost a member of the fleet, but at least he can enjoy running in front while it lasts. Welcome to the SRL, srvblues00! If you take a gander in the rearview mirror, you'll notice a Chilly Numeral already coming up fast on your tail and that cloud of smoke and dust in the distance would be the Awesome Aussie, PieDerro who is looking to master Norton Ghost and Linux before this race is over. Rumor has it that he may be giving some of the Titans a run for their money should he perfect those skills.

Our second rookie makes his debut right smack dab in the middle of the pack looking to plant the flag at 750, midway between the first two major Seti milestones. Let's everybody welcome Hoober to the SRL and give him a big Seti Salute. He pops in just as Boogie Woogie adds the Quickstep to his dancing arsenal and steps off 16 big ones to put the new guy at a thirty wu disadvantage in his first day on the job. Still cruising a good distance behind Hoober is Bigwoofer, but if yesterday's run of 17 is any indication, the Big Dawg will be hot on Hoob's trail before long.

In the Clash of the Titans, the Baz Monster, with his big toe feeling much better, apologizes to Cleveland and continues on his way once again above the 220 wu pace he maintained before. The delay could prove fatal though, as two days off the pace works out to nearly a 500 wu advancement for Titan JW. But the real dark horse in this race is the Hackster who has flirted with 200 each of the last two days. In the Race to Ceti Alpha 7, the USS IsOs, her multi-phasic shield generators working overtime, has come under the gravitational influence of Mizar III and is accelerating at an alarming pace towards the star in preparation for her second sling-shot maneuver in an attempt to catch Captain Poopsie, who has cleared the asteroid field and is back into warp.

The three racers in the Race to 6000 combine to produce a whopping 120 wu's between them as lane42 closes to less than 500 wu's of the prize with a monster dump and Moe is no slouch himself with 27. In the Race to 5000, Rowdy Ray, riding the red Rascal Rider in front of the TWTA bus, eased his way past the Wizard of Washington yesterday, offering up a small poke in the ribs with his cane on the way by, and now has his sites trained on Orange Kid who may prove a little more difficult to catch. Jumping down to the Wind Sprint to 3200, race officials were not able to reach Gul Dukat before he lobbed the disrupter grenade in Maku's path, allowing the Cardasssian to overtake the Californian as the two draw within one day of the checkered flag. Sanctions will most likely be forthcoming for the Cardie.

Crt1530 is making a move at the back of the pack in the Quickie to 3000, pounding out 47 and sparks is up to his old tricks in the Race to 3000, leaving 39 wu's cracked and burning in his wake while Icecream produces nicely with 17 and Mucman calls for reinforcements. In the Race to 2000, the British Bulldog continues on his torrid streak, today munching on 25 big wu's, drawing to within 23 workunits of Super Sukhoi. The Wildman pulls to within 50 of the prize in the Race to 1500, and serialb rattles some windows in the Battle to 1500. I hope the babes have shown up since they're being paged at the entrance of the 1K Club because Clueless has crossed over the 1K mark and is waiting in the hottub. And finally today, both combatants in the Marathon to 1000 produce impressively, Panhead with 28 and Kruptikos with 13 as they both continue their chase for glory (and beer and babes) at the entrance to quadruple digits.

Advancements among racers on 11/26 include Bazilla up 1 to 12, Smokeball up 1 to 35, cakin up 1 to 66, Gul Dukat up 1 to 75, Toft up 1 to 91, Slahr Dzhe up 2 to 92, crt1530 up 3 to 109, IceCreamLtDan up 1 to 102, sparks up 2 to 140, PieDerro up 3 to 191, ConfusedBW up 2 to 131, JimMc up 3 to 168, serialb up 2 to 173, muadib up 2 to 201, pyxis up 1 to 208, Logix up 2 to 216, Ishmael2k up 4 to 268, Panhead49 up 2 to 248, Boogak up 3 to 301, Hoober up 4 to 313, Bigwoofer up 11 to 365, GreatWhiteNorth up 2 to 83, Evadman up 3 to 205, Dingas up 2 to 245, Bleep up 1 to 320, Corsairpro up 1 to 391.
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.2 :cool:
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RaySun2Be

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Congrats! to the Milestone Makers! :D

Thanks for the stats, OD! :D

Hmm, looks like my work SETIQ is down for some reason, thank goodness for SETIDRIVER and cached WUs! :D

/me runs off to get his Q back up and running......
 

PieDerro

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Thanks OD!! :D hehe... Awesome Aussie!! yeah!

Congrats to JWM on a MASSIVE milestone! :)

-PieDerro (is coming for those ahead of him ;))
 

Confused

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thanks for the stats/commentry OD :)

Congrats to the Milestone Makers :)

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ishmael2k

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Thanks :DD!!

Congrats to the MMs and Race Winners!


Man I need that dual PIII to get here.. Going to fire up my old PP180 tonight and let the WUs flow, yah baby... :)

Wish my clients P4 would arrive also. :( Going to have to burn it in for him.. :D

R:pb
 

RaySun2Be

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I hear ya ishmael2k. I worked on bringing up a 500mhz machine last night, went to power it on, started smelling that old burnt electronics smell, yanked the power chord. As best as I can tell it was either the motherboard or the p/s. Won't know until tonight, when I can yank the MB out and bench test it with another p/s. :(
 

IsOs

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Thanks for the stats update and commentary:)

A strong rain storm passed Oahu last night. Currently Cable TV and RoadRunner is our of service. I'm typing this using dial up. That means my SETI Q is also not working. I don't know how long this problem will last.

Onboard USS IsOs, after Q disappeared - damage reports were pouring from the entire ship

Medical Officer: Sir, there are 13 injuries but nothing serious.
Security officer: We are making rounds. Some of the crews most precious belongings like paintings, sculptures and glasses are in pieces.
Engineering: The ship's haul does not appear to be damage, but some of the power conduits sustained damage. We don't have Warp Capabilities at the moment. In a few hours, I could bring the Warp Engine online but it will not be able to make Warp 3.
 

GulDukat

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OD comments: Jumping down to the Wind Sprint to 3200, race officials were not able to reach Gul Dukat before he lobbed the disrupter grenade in Maku's path, allowing the Cardasssian to overtake the Californian as the two draw within one day of the checkered flag. Sanctions will most likely be forthcoming for the Cardie.

Bwaaahahahahahaha! Silly "Earther" sanctions mean nothing to Cardassians!

Ensign!

Yes, my Gul!

Prepare to be jettisoned into space in Maku's projected path!

Bu...bu...buttt why, my Gul?

Because I can, Ensign, because I can.

:D

Thanks for the stats and commentary, OD!

Dukat

 

Smoke

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LOL @ zodder :)

It wasn't too long ago that 31 would have brought the biggest smile to your face. You're doing great Joe, keep up the good work. :D

Thanks for the Elite Performance once again, OD. ;) :)

:D
 

IsOs

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[i]Onboard USS IsOs[/i]

The interference from Q have left USS IsOs in a mess. Engineering are furiously working on restoring the damange power conduits.
Captain: Helm, status report.
Helm: The Q have send us pass the second and third star. We are now in sector 9700.
Security Officer: Captain, sensors have pick up USS Poop, distance is 80 parsec., We have problem with our video at the moment.
Captain: Communications, send a greetings to USS Poop. Advise them of our condition.
Communications: USS Poop, acknowledged our message. Her captain is inquiring if we need to be towed:eek:
Captain Izzy: Tell USS Poop, MAHALO but we are not quite dead in space. Our engineers are working on the problem. We'll see them in Ceti Alpha 7:)
 

Def

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Thanks for the stats OD!!!

I Need more POWA'!!!!

Def the Reclusive.......
 

Evadman

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Anyone out there who just passed 1000, want to race to 2000 or so? Racing is fun!

Thans for the Stats and comentary OD! Love ya!

Someone give this guy l33t Status! ( Yes I said l33t. Dont shoot me :) )
 

Logix

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Evadman, I believe the proper spelling would be "1337". ;) Anyway you spell it though, OD deserves it!

Thanks for the stats! :)
 

soni

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Thanks OD :)

Sorry to hear about your lost fleet IsOs, keep engineering working full time :)
 

IsOs

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While USS IsOs continues with the repairs, Commander Wesley Crusher came to see the Captain

Cmdr Crusher: Captain, if you have a minute, there's something I would like to show you.
(Both went to the computer console)
Captain: What are those?
Cmdr Crusher: I was studying the flight log of USS Voyager when they went through the Borg conduit. On the left is the sensor readings from USS Voyager and on the right is the reading from sector 9725.
Captain: They look similar
Cmdr Crusher: I believe that while USS Voyager has destroyed the conduit, certain short section of the conduit survived the destruction. I think this is one of them.
Captain Izzy: Any ide where they will lead to?
Cmdr Crusher: There are two possibilities. One calculations will lead to sector 9850 while the other will lead to sector 9600. The location of the third star. We won't know until we are already inside the conduit.
Captain Izzy: If we end up in sector 9600, it will take us 2 days to make enough repairs before we can attempt the sling shot. And if we end up in sector 9850, we will be a few parsec ahead of USS Poop. But would that be enough to stay ahead. Our warp capability is only partially restored.
Commander Crusher, give the coordinates to the navigator. Proceed at maximum impulse power.