Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................28884 / 19
44) cakin ....................................24282 / 52
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19350 / 14
58) Toft / Vold - DK ...................18255 / 22
61) Karsten ...............................17964 / 91 🙂
63) Assimilator1 ......................17618 / 27 🙂
64) Swanny ...............................17291 / 100 :Q
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9257 / 16
112)neovan .................................9139 / 30 🙂
114)The Wildnet Team..............9062 / 21 🙂
115)serialb ..................................8834 / 28 🙂
119)Reagan CRW .....................8487 / 42 🙂
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................17291 / 100 (611) :Q
lane42 .................................28884 / 19 (487)
zodder ..................................34201 / 74 (466) 🙂
cakin ....................................24282 / 52 (417)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
Yield ......................................27384 / 47 (2730) 🙂
MoFunk .................................14414 / 62 (2622) 🙂
WayneS .................................22518 / 43 (2319) 🙂
Mighty Micron .......................15129 / 21 (2267)
OhioDude .............................23623 / 44 (2235) 🙂
Panhead49 ............................10912 / 60 (2106) 🙂
Darth Polo .............................24269 / 11 (1921)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................11999 / 44 (439) 🙂
m2kewl ...................................33787 / 35 (309) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................23187 / 44 (275) 🙂
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................11583 / 28 (288) 🙂
serialb ...............................8834 / 28 (279) 🙂
Poopaskoopa ................21529 / 28 (273) 🙂
AstIsis ................................970 / 24 (268) 🙂
gistech1978 ....................3077 / 22 (219) 🙂
DAPUNISHER .................4603 / 10 (103)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Marrkks .................................7572 / 30 (1906) 🙂
Major Tom ..........................25487 / 49 (1285) 🙂
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
neovan ...................................9139 / 30 (1235) 🙂
Wiz ........................................11583 / 28 (1203) 🙂
teriba ......................................7374 / 13 (848)
Kruptikos ...............................5930 / 7 (614)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
TheEvil1 .................................1722 / 12 (791) 🙂
KCJeeper ............................7751 / 7 (605)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................5424 / 25 (153) 🙂
SWScorch ..........................3265 / 11 (85)
Adul .....................................4284 / 15 (85) 🙂
SoggySocks ........................327 / 6 (53)
JustStarting .......................4107 / 11 (43) 🙂
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
crt1530 .............................14461 / 16 (693) 🙂
lobadobadingdong ..........1313 / 11 (607) 🙂
JustStarting ......................4107 / 11 (530) 🙂
TheEvil1 ............................1722 / 12 (500) 🙂
Pyxis ..................................5924 / 10 (480)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
shimmishim ......................648 / 13 (495) 🙂
BobTheWizard ..................1423 / 12 (452) 🙂
Christof ...............................459 / 8 (308) 🙂
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1215 / 3 (198)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
3) PieDerro .........................86563 / 308 🙂
6) LastKnight ......................71433 / 282 🙂
7) Smokeball ......................70751 / 219 🙂
9) IsOs .................................58244 / 68
13) The Federation ..............49864 / 92
20) Pazoo ..............................39425 / 91
22) Crazee ............................35988 / 115 🙂
26) Rebel Alliance ...............34290 / 95 🙂
29) wirelessenabled ...........32151 / 130 🙂
30) LANMAN..........................31431 / 83 🙂
34) Ben98SentraSE ............28654 / 163 🙂
35) Networkman ..................28006 / 9
43) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
51) EvilWobbles ..................22424 / 22
54) DroolMAN! ......................20093 / 6
68) Basilisk420 ....................16077 / 16
69) paf077 .............................15623 / 85 🙂
76) jatwell ..............................14294 / 86 🙂
78) Baldy18 ...........................14032 / 0
97) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
102)British Bulldog Racers ..10825 / 5
106)Old Geezer .......................10209 / 7
124)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6514 / 7
141)Evadman ..........................6430 / 17 🙂
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
189)sukhoi ...............................4743 / 6
200)ys ........................................4437 / 5
214)JonB ..................................4070 / 24 🙂
231)Spacehead ......................3700 / 6
297)Logix .................................2710 / 0
411)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
412)Lithium381 .......................1770 / 21 🙂
428)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
551)JetsFanatic .......................1102 / 3
708)titanmiller ............................703 / 6 🙂
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Milestones achieved on 4/9:
GhettoFob - 35000 (35023) 🙂
networkman - 28000 (28006) 😀
Sammael (Team ANANDTECH) - 15000 (15006) 🙂
Bleep - 7000 (7004) 🙂
kravahn - 2500 (2500)
SETIdude - 2000 (2008)
Ameesh - 1500 (1514)
mAdCoWZ - 250 (250)
Carl A. Dimperio Jr. - 100 (101)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
ys - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/8/2003
Jolly JonB - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/8/2003
Poopsie - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/7/2003
Magnificent Maggotry - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/7/2003
SWScorch - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/2/2003
DAPUNISHER - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/2/2003
crt1530 - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/1/2003
Swanny - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/1/2003
ElFenix - The Great 10K Countdown - 4/1/2003
Sizzlin' Soni - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 4/1/2003
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Shim Shim Shimmishim rounds the final turn and heads down the home stretch with the lead in the 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally as Bullet BobTheWizard's late charge looks as though it will come up just a bit short. Even after hyper-tuning the left lower inside wu particle inundator reactor stabilizer on his hi-tech racing rig, Bullet Bob still didn't quite have the horsepower to catch Shim in time. For Shim, that extra little tweak his pit crew performed on the inner outer inside out upside down plasma recombobulation enunciator gear reduction mechanism on the left outboard packet injector housing was just the right thing at the right time to ensure a victory.
There is a tie for second in Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff between Scorchie and Awesome Adul at the 85 wu mark. It would appear that Awesome Adul is beginning to nef up, er, ramp up his fleet in an effort to change his current middle-of-the-pack placement. It'll take quite a push to catch the Cow as he keeps droppin' patties and adding to his big fat lead at an alarming rate. Whackin' Wiz finds himself two wu's further behind Nasty Neovan after a day that saw him shove 28 workunits through the wu grinder in the 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper. With a little less than 300 wu's to go till pay day, this is shaping into quite a battle between the top two racers in this highly competitive bracket.
Even though it looks as though Major Tom Tarca may end up holding the title of "WU Wimp" in Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!, he gives the crowd a taste of the former glory he used to bask in as he stomps 49 workunits into little tiny pieces of wu dust. Meanwhile, up ahead, Macho Man Marrkks has entered the bell lap and is sprinting around the track at an impressive pace. The roaring fans can find little reason to keep their butts in their seats at Packet Pulverizer Park as the excitement on the track is absolutely electrifying, with the top three racers keeping their identical margins by slicing up 28 workunits a piece. AstIsis, our First Lady of Racing, falls four wu's back but still finds herself only 20 wu's off the pace of Whackin' Wiz. Still running with the lead in the 2000 WU Bump and Dump, Minnie Minendo turns and gestures to Kewlie that he's number one as he lengthens his lead to 130. Meanwhile, SoulAssassin blisters the track with 44 as it looks as though he may be emerging from his early race slumber.
In Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000, Captain MoFunk honks the horn of the psychadelic Funky Bus just to let Yellin' Yield know that he's not finished yet. Shoving a monster 62 down the wu-take manifold, MoFunk, funky music blaring from the 29 speaker, two gazillion watt custom stereo system inside the Funky Bus, stands on the gas pedal and says a little wu prayer that the bus can take the strain. Swell Swanny breaks the century mark in the 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup, extending his lead over Lean Lane to 124. From the number three spot, Zappin' Zod lays down some major smack with 74 while Makin' Bacon Cakin isn't quite getting the burn rate he expected from his powerplant and the thought is beginning to cross his mind that perhaps the Sheriff tinkled in his gas tank before the race began.
Advancements among racers on 4/9 include cakin up 1 to 44, Lithium381 up 3 to 412, titanmiller up 2 to 708.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................28884 / 19
44) cakin ....................................24282 / 52
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19350 / 14
58) Toft / Vold - DK ...................18255 / 22
61) Karsten ...............................17964 / 91 🙂
63) Assimilator1 ......................17618 / 27 🙂
64) Swanny ...............................17291 / 100 :Q
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9257 / 16
112)neovan .................................9139 / 30 🙂
114)The Wildnet Team..............9062 / 21 🙂
115)serialb ..................................8834 / 28 🙂
119)Reagan CRW .....................8487 / 42 🙂
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................17291 / 100 (611) :Q
lane42 .................................28884 / 19 (487)
zodder ..................................34201 / 74 (466) 🙂
cakin ....................................24282 / 52 (417)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
Yield ......................................27384 / 47 (2730) 🙂
MoFunk .................................14414 / 62 (2622) 🙂
WayneS .................................22518 / 43 (2319) 🙂
Mighty Micron .......................15129 / 21 (2267)
OhioDude .............................23623 / 44 (2235) 🙂
Panhead49 ............................10912 / 60 (2106) 🙂
Darth Polo .............................24269 / 11 (1921)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................11999 / 44 (439) 🙂
m2kewl ...................................33787 / 35 (309) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................23187 / 44 (275) 🙂
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................11583 / 28 (288) 🙂
serialb ...............................8834 / 28 (279) 🙂
Poopaskoopa ................21529 / 28 (273) 🙂
AstIsis ................................970 / 24 (268) 🙂
gistech1978 ....................3077 / 22 (219) 🙂
DAPUNISHER .................4603 / 10 (103)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Marrkks .................................7572 / 30 (1906) 🙂
Major Tom ..........................25487 / 49 (1285) 🙂
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
neovan ...................................9139 / 30 (1235) 🙂
Wiz ........................................11583 / 28 (1203) 🙂
teriba ......................................7374 / 13 (848)
Kruptikos ...............................5930 / 7 (614)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
TheEvil1 .................................1722 / 12 (791) 🙂
KCJeeper ............................7751 / 7 (605)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................5424 / 25 (153) 🙂
SWScorch ..........................3265 / 11 (85)
Adul .....................................4284 / 15 (85) 🙂
SoggySocks ........................327 / 6 (53)
JustStarting .......................4107 / 11 (43) 🙂
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
crt1530 .............................14461 / 16 (693) 🙂
lobadobadingdong ..........1313 / 11 (607) 🙂
JustStarting ......................4107 / 11 (530) 🙂
TheEvil1 ............................1722 / 12 (500) 🙂
Pyxis ..................................5924 / 10 (480)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
shimmishim ......................648 / 13 (495) 🙂
BobTheWizard ..................1423 / 12 (452) 🙂
Christof ...............................459 / 8 (308) 🙂
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1215 / 3 (198)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
3) PieDerro .........................86563 / 308 🙂
6) LastKnight ......................71433 / 282 🙂
7) Smokeball ......................70751 / 219 🙂
9) IsOs .................................58244 / 68
13) The Federation ..............49864 / 92
20) Pazoo ..............................39425 / 91
22) Crazee ............................35988 / 115 🙂
26) Rebel Alliance ...............34290 / 95 🙂
29) wirelessenabled ...........32151 / 130 🙂
30) LANMAN..........................31431 / 83 🙂
34) Ben98SentraSE ............28654 / 163 🙂
35) Networkman ..................28006 / 9
43) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
51) EvilWobbles ..................22424 / 22
54) DroolMAN! ......................20093 / 6
68) Basilisk420 ....................16077 / 16
69) paf077 .............................15623 / 85 🙂
76) jatwell ..............................14294 / 86 🙂
78) Baldy18 ...........................14032 / 0
97) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
102)British Bulldog Racers ..10825 / 5
106)Old Geezer .......................10209 / 7
124)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6514 / 7
141)Evadman ..........................6430 / 17 🙂
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
189)sukhoi ...............................4743 / 6
200)ys ........................................4437 / 5
214)JonB ..................................4070 / 24 🙂
231)Spacehead ......................3700 / 6
297)Logix .................................2710 / 0
411)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
412)Lithium381 .......................1770 / 21 🙂
428)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
551)JetsFanatic .......................1102 / 3
708)titanmiller ............................703 / 6 🙂
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Milestones achieved on 4/9:
GhettoFob - 35000 (35023) 🙂
networkman - 28000 (28006) 😀
Sammael (Team ANANDTECH) - 15000 (15006) 🙂
Bleep - 7000 (7004) 🙂
kravahn - 2500 (2500)
SETIdude - 2000 (2008)
Ameesh - 1500 (1514)
mAdCoWZ - 250 (250)
Carl A. Dimperio Jr. - 100 (101)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
ys - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/8/2003
Jolly JonB - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/8/2003
Poopsie - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/7/2003
Magnificent Maggotry - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/7/2003
SWScorch - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/2/2003
DAPUNISHER - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/2/2003
crt1530 - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/1/2003
Swanny - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/1/2003
ElFenix - The Great 10K Countdown - 4/1/2003
Sizzlin' Soni - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 4/1/2003
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Shim Shim Shimmishim rounds the final turn and heads down the home stretch with the lead in the 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally as Bullet BobTheWizard's late charge looks as though it will come up just a bit short. Even after hyper-tuning the left lower inside wu particle inundator reactor stabilizer on his hi-tech racing rig, Bullet Bob still didn't quite have the horsepower to catch Shim in time. For Shim, that extra little tweak his pit crew performed on the inner outer inside out upside down plasma recombobulation enunciator gear reduction mechanism on the left outboard packet injector housing was just the right thing at the right time to ensure a victory.
There is a tie for second in Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff between Scorchie and Awesome Adul at the 85 wu mark. It would appear that Awesome Adul is beginning to nef up, er, ramp up his fleet in an effort to change his current middle-of-the-pack placement. It'll take quite a push to catch the Cow as he keeps droppin' patties and adding to his big fat lead at an alarming rate. Whackin' Wiz finds himself two wu's further behind Nasty Neovan after a day that saw him shove 28 workunits through the wu grinder in the 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper. With a little less than 300 wu's to go till pay day, this is shaping into quite a battle between the top two racers in this highly competitive bracket.
Even though it looks as though Major Tom Tarca may end up holding the title of "WU Wimp" in Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!, he gives the crowd a taste of the former glory he used to bask in as he stomps 49 workunits into little tiny pieces of wu dust. Meanwhile, up ahead, Macho Man Marrkks has entered the bell lap and is sprinting around the track at an impressive pace. The roaring fans can find little reason to keep their butts in their seats at Packet Pulverizer Park as the excitement on the track is absolutely electrifying, with the top three racers keeping their identical margins by slicing up 28 workunits a piece. AstIsis, our First Lady of Racing, falls four wu's back but still finds herself only 20 wu's off the pace of Whackin' Wiz. Still running with the lead in the 2000 WU Bump and Dump, Minnie Minendo turns and gestures to Kewlie that he's number one as he lengthens his lead to 130. Meanwhile, SoulAssassin blisters the track with 44 as it looks as though he may be emerging from his early race slumber.
In Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000, Captain MoFunk honks the horn of the psychadelic Funky Bus just to let Yellin' Yield know that he's not finished yet. Shoving a monster 62 down the wu-take manifold, MoFunk, funky music blaring from the 29 speaker, two gazillion watt custom stereo system inside the Funky Bus, stands on the gas pedal and says a little wu prayer that the bus can take the strain. Swell Swanny breaks the century mark in the 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup, extending his lead over Lean Lane to 124. From the number three spot, Zappin' Zod lays down some major smack with 74 while Makin' Bacon Cakin isn't quite getting the burn rate he expected from his powerplant and the thought is beginning to cross his mind that perhaps the Sheriff tinkled in his gas tank before the race began.
Advancements among racers on 4/9 include cakin up 1 to 44, Lithium381 up 3 to 412, titanmiller up 2 to 708.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
