Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
55) LiveLongAndProsper .......19207 / 16
63) Karsten ...............................17057 / 100 :Q
65) Swanny ...............................16504 / 84 🙂
15,000 WU's or Bust!:
69) paf077 .................................15010 / 139 😀😀:Q
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9095 / 19
113)neovan .................................8912 / 21
114)The Wildnet Team..............8880 / 14
116)serialb ..................................8583 / 28
119)Reagan CRW .....................8202 / 37
Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500:
Sizzlin Soni ..........................44871 / 44 (3578) 😀😀
def .........................................25289 / 24 (2532)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000: <------------------------ Pee-in-your-pants excitement at the top!
Yield ......................................26873 / 90 (2219) :Q
MoFunk .................................13943 / 81 (2151) :Q
Mighty Micron .......................14847 / 67 (1985) 🙂
WayneS .................................22101 / 45 (1902) 🙂
OhioDude .............................23245 / 43 (1857)
Panhead49 ............................10553 / 69 (1747) 🙂
Darth Polo .............................23981 / 9 (1633)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................11601 / 41 (41) 🙂
m2kewl ...................................33511 / 33 (33) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................22935 / 23 (23)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
serialb ...............................8583 / 28 (28) 🙂
gistech1978 ....................2885 / 27 (27) 🙂
AstIsis ...............................729 / 27 (27) 🙂
Poopaskoopa ................21282 / 26 (26) 🙂
Wiz ...................................11319 / 24 (24) 🙂
DAPUNISHER .................4518 / 18 (18)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Domination ........................13116 / 26 (2027) 😀😀
Marrkks .................................7295 / 37 (1629) 🙂
Major Tom ..........................25423 / 7 (1221)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
JonB .......................................3761 / 50 (1256) :Q
neovan ...................................8912 / 21 (1008) 🙂
Wiz ........................................11319 / 24 (939) 🙂
teriba ......................................7232 / 18 (706)
Kruptikos ...............................5854 / 10 (538)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
Maggotry ..............................6805 / 18 (903) 🙂
TheEvil1 .................................1627 / 11 (696)
KCJeeper ............................7679 / 11 (533)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
crt1530 .............................14330 / 18 (1027) 😀😀
ys .........................................4339 / 4 (938)
Pyxis ...................................5854 / 8 (824)
1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster:
DAPUNISHER ..................4518 / 18 (990)
Poopaskoopa ................21282 / 26 (848) 🙂
JimMc .................................9095 / 19 (661) 🙂
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
crt1530 .............................14330 / 18 (562) 🙂
lobadobadingdong ..........1226 / 11 (520)
JustStarting ......................4043 / 11 (466)
Pyxis ..................................5854 / 8 (410)
TheEvil1 ............................1627 / 11 (405)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
SWScorch .........................3155 / 12 (493) 🙂
shimmishim ......................586 / 2 (433)
BobTheWizard ..................1334 / 8 (363)
Christof ...............................427 / 0 (276)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1188 / 5 (171)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
3) PieDerro .........................83727 / 314 🙂
6) Smokeball ......................69249 / 165
7) LastKnight ......................68881 / 278
9) IsOs ................................57730 / 78
13) The Federation .............49066 / 90
20) Pazoo ..............................38513 / 102 🙂
22) Crazee ............................34935 / 137 🙂
26) zodder .............................33596 / 73 🙂
28) wirelessenabled ...........31035 / 155 🙂
30) LANMAN..........................30440 / 2
34) Networkman ...................27807 / 29 🙂
35) Ben98SentraSE ...........27270 / 155 🙂
38) Rebel Alliance ...............25955 / 117 🙂
43) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
45) cakin ...............................23742 / 60
48) SoulAssassin ...............22935 / 23
50) EvilWobbles ..................22126 / 29
53) DroolMAN! ......................20058 / 7
58) Toft / Vold - DK ..............18020 / 246 :Q:Q
67) Basilisk420 ....................15946 / 17
75) Baldy18 ...........................14029 / 0
83) jatwell ..............................13535 / 91 🙂
96) tuffguy ..............................10945 / 0
101)British Bulldog Racers ..10742 / 11
107)Old Geezer .......................10147 / 5
123)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6416 / 11
144)Evadman ..........................6316 / 25 🙂
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)sukhoi ...............................4681 / 8
208)Adul ...................................4176 / 8
231)Spacehead ......................3638 / 6
296)Logix .................................2704 / 3
409)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
420)Lithium381 .......................1712 / 0
425)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
551)JetsFanatic .......................1089 / 2
725)titanmiller ............................664 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 3/31:
IBhacknU - 78000 (78012) 🙂
TeAm M&M - 62000 (62105) 🙂
shuxclams - 53000 (53073) 🙂
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 49000 (49066) 😀
wirelessenabled - 31000 (31035) 😀
Toft / Vold - DK - 18000 (18020) 😀
Karsten - 17000 (17057) 😀
paf077 - 15000 (15010) 😀
moe_29 - 14000 (14008) 🙂
Spydweb - 5000 (5008)
stone - 4000 (4001)
Ric - 1500 (1500)
Maverick - 1000 (1000)
Sluggo - 500 (504)
PIMPBOT 5 0 0 0 - 500 (500)
Soggy - 250 (252)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Evadman - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 3/28/2003
serialb - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 3/27/2003
panhead49 - The Great 10K Countdown- 3/20/2003
lane42 - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 3/19/2003
Insane3D - The Great 10K Countdown - 3/16/2003
cakin - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 3/15/2003
Swanny - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 3/12/2003
Awesome Adul - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 3/7/2003
GolfGeek - The Great 10K CountDown - 3/4/2003
Karsten - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 3/4/2003
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With the large number of race winners and some new races to introduce, we're going to hold a combined awards ceremony this morning. This should turn out to be one wild party in the lounge! So, if you'll all form a nice single file line in front of the awards stand... No pushing... Hey! Soni! Settle down! Everybody gets their key and there's plenty of room in the hottub for all the winners...
First in line is paf077 for taking the checkered flag in 15,000 WU's or Bust! this morning. Heaving out one whale of a dump consisting of 139 workunits, the pafster stormed the finish line in grand style, closing out the 15K run with a bang. Next up is TA-Seti's stats master extraordinaire, the wizard of the wu web, the king of crunch counters and a gentleman who is so very popular with the ladies, Sizzlin' Soni who earned himself kudos and congrats for finishing up the Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500. Ladies! Please stay behind the fence! <PA System> Crowd control! Situation at the Awards Banquet! I repeat! We have a situation at the Awards Banquet! </PA System> Run, Soni, run!
Moving right along... Our next award recipient made mincemeat of his competition in Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! Leading the race from start to finish, Domination lived up to his name and completely dominated the bracket, leaving mountain-sized piles of cracked packets all over the track. Congratulations, Domination! Our final winner at today's ceremony is the racer who gave Evadman all he could handle in the 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby. crt1530 earns his lounge key and a date with the physics babes in the lounge after twice leading his bracket, only to be passed on the final lap by that dashing and debonaire Evadmerman. Congratulations, crt. That was quite a battle!
Two new races kick off today featuring a number of old grizzled veterans and promising up and coming rookies. The starter's pistol has fired and the racers are off in the 2000 WU Bump and Dump. This trio of veterans has thrilled SRL crowds on numerous occasions in the past and we're lucky to have been able to sign all three to give SRL fans another round of thrills. Hot out of the gate and taking charge heading into the first turn is Minnie Minendo, scorching 41 wu's to take early control of the inside lane. Settling into the number two spot is m2kewl who is making another welcome appearance on the SRL circuit after spending a good deal of time in the lonely racers bracket. Stumbling slightly out of the gate and bringing up the rear is SoulAssassin, another long-time racing veteran and quite the fan favorite for his attacking style. Good luck gentlemen.
Our second new race this morning, dubbed the Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer, features four veterans and two brand spanking new rookies. Continuing his recent rousing run through the SRL ranks, Serialb stays hot by storming out of the gate in first place with a solid 28 to lead the pack. Close on his heels, trailing by only one wu at this early juncture, is our first rookie, Gallant Gistech1978 who is certainly making a good accounting of himself early on. Tied with gistech1978 for second with a stellar 27 is our other rookie, Awesome AstIsis who has quite a fan following cheering for her in the stands. Watch out, guys! This lady can crunch with the best of 'em! Following the two rookies by a single wu is that solid veteran and old academy buddy of mine, Poopaskoopa, or Poopsie to his many lady friends. Settling nicely into third place, Poopsie is off to a great start and already looking for a passing lane in the hopes of moving up in the ranks. Whackin' Wiz occupies the fourth spot, smashing 24 wu's to pieces to trail the lead racer by only four and DAPUNISHER comes out of the starting blocks limping slightly with 18. Good luck, racers!
Advancements among racers on 3/31 include serialb up 1 to 116, Toft / Vold - DK up 1 to 58, titanmiller up 4 to 725.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
55) LiveLongAndProsper .......19207 / 16
63) Karsten ...............................17057 / 100 :Q
65) Swanny ...............................16504 / 84 🙂
15,000 WU's or Bust!:
69) paf077 .................................15010 / 139 😀😀:Q
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9095 / 19
113)neovan .................................8912 / 21
114)The Wildnet Team..............8880 / 14
116)serialb ..................................8583 / 28
119)Reagan CRW .....................8202 / 37
Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500:
Sizzlin Soni ..........................44871 / 44 (3578) 😀😀
def .........................................25289 / 24 (2532)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000: <------------------------ Pee-in-your-pants excitement at the top!
Yield ......................................26873 / 90 (2219) :Q
MoFunk .................................13943 / 81 (2151) :Q
Mighty Micron .......................14847 / 67 (1985) 🙂
WayneS .................................22101 / 45 (1902) 🙂
OhioDude .............................23245 / 43 (1857)
Panhead49 ............................10553 / 69 (1747) 🙂
Darth Polo .............................23981 / 9 (1633)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................11601 / 41 (41) 🙂
m2kewl ...................................33511 / 33 (33) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................22935 / 23 (23)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
serialb ...............................8583 / 28 (28) 🙂
gistech1978 ....................2885 / 27 (27) 🙂
AstIsis ...............................729 / 27 (27) 🙂
Poopaskoopa ................21282 / 26 (26) 🙂
Wiz ...................................11319 / 24 (24) 🙂
DAPUNISHER .................4518 / 18 (18)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Domination ........................13116 / 26 (2027) 😀😀
Marrkks .................................7295 / 37 (1629) 🙂
Major Tom ..........................25423 / 7 (1221)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
JonB .......................................3761 / 50 (1256) :Q
neovan ...................................8912 / 21 (1008) 🙂
Wiz ........................................11319 / 24 (939) 🙂
teriba ......................................7232 / 18 (706)
Kruptikos ...............................5854 / 10 (538)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
Maggotry ..............................6805 / 18 (903) 🙂
TheEvil1 .................................1627 / 11 (696)
KCJeeper ............................7679 / 11 (533)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
crt1530 .............................14330 / 18 (1027) 😀😀
ys .........................................4339 / 4 (938)
Pyxis ...................................5854 / 8 (824)
1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster:
DAPUNISHER ..................4518 / 18 (990)
Poopaskoopa ................21282 / 26 (848) 🙂
JimMc .................................9095 / 19 (661) 🙂
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
crt1530 .............................14330 / 18 (562) 🙂
lobadobadingdong ..........1226 / 11 (520)
JustStarting ......................4043 / 11 (466)
Pyxis ..................................5854 / 8 (410)
TheEvil1 ............................1627 / 11 (405)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
SWScorch .........................3155 / 12 (493) 🙂
shimmishim ......................586 / 2 (433)
BobTheWizard ..................1334 / 8 (363)
Christof ...............................427 / 0 (276)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1188 / 5 (171)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
3) PieDerro .........................83727 / 314 🙂
6) Smokeball ......................69249 / 165
7) LastKnight ......................68881 / 278
9) IsOs ................................57730 / 78
13) The Federation .............49066 / 90
20) Pazoo ..............................38513 / 102 🙂
22) Crazee ............................34935 / 137 🙂
26) zodder .............................33596 / 73 🙂
28) wirelessenabled ...........31035 / 155 🙂
30) LANMAN..........................30440 / 2
34) Networkman ...................27807 / 29 🙂
35) Ben98SentraSE ...........27270 / 155 🙂
38) Rebel Alliance ...............25955 / 117 🙂
43) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
45) cakin ...............................23742 / 60
48) SoulAssassin ...............22935 / 23
50) EvilWobbles ..................22126 / 29
53) DroolMAN! ......................20058 / 7
58) Toft / Vold - DK ..............18020 / 246 :Q:Q
67) Basilisk420 ....................15946 / 17
75) Baldy18 ...........................14029 / 0
83) jatwell ..............................13535 / 91 🙂
96) tuffguy ..............................10945 / 0
101)British Bulldog Racers ..10742 / 11
107)Old Geezer .......................10147 / 5
123)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6416 / 11
144)Evadman ..........................6316 / 25 🙂
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)sukhoi ...............................4681 / 8
208)Adul ...................................4176 / 8
231)Spacehead ......................3638 / 6
296)Logix .................................2704 / 3
409)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
420)Lithium381 .......................1712 / 0
425)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
551)JetsFanatic .......................1089 / 2
725)titanmiller ............................664 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 3/31:
IBhacknU - 78000 (78012) 🙂
TeAm M&M - 62000 (62105) 🙂
shuxclams - 53000 (53073) 🙂
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 49000 (49066) 😀
wirelessenabled - 31000 (31035) 😀
Toft / Vold - DK - 18000 (18020) 😀
Karsten - 17000 (17057) 😀
paf077 - 15000 (15010) 😀
moe_29 - 14000 (14008) 🙂
Spydweb - 5000 (5008)
stone - 4000 (4001)
Ric - 1500 (1500)
Maverick - 1000 (1000)
Sluggo - 500 (504)
PIMPBOT 5 0 0 0 - 500 (500)
Soggy - 250 (252)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Evadman - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 3/28/2003
serialb - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 3/27/2003
panhead49 - The Great 10K Countdown- 3/20/2003
lane42 - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 3/19/2003
Insane3D - The Great 10K Countdown - 3/16/2003
cakin - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 3/15/2003
Swanny - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 3/12/2003
Awesome Adul - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 3/7/2003
GolfGeek - The Great 10K CountDown - 3/4/2003
Karsten - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 3/4/2003
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With the large number of race winners and some new races to introduce, we're going to hold a combined awards ceremony this morning. This should turn out to be one wild party in the lounge! So, if you'll all form a nice single file line in front of the awards stand... No pushing... Hey! Soni! Settle down! Everybody gets their key and there's plenty of room in the hottub for all the winners...
First in line is paf077 for taking the checkered flag in 15,000 WU's or Bust! this morning. Heaving out one whale of a dump consisting of 139 workunits, the pafster stormed the finish line in grand style, closing out the 15K run with a bang. Next up is TA-Seti's stats master extraordinaire, the wizard of the wu web, the king of crunch counters and a gentleman who is so very popular with the ladies, Sizzlin' Soni who earned himself kudos and congrats for finishing up the Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500. Ladies! Please stay behind the fence! <PA System> Crowd control! Situation at the Awards Banquet! I repeat! We have a situation at the Awards Banquet! </PA System> Run, Soni, run!
Moving right along... Our next award recipient made mincemeat of his competition in Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! Leading the race from start to finish, Domination lived up to his name and completely dominated the bracket, leaving mountain-sized piles of cracked packets all over the track. Congratulations, Domination! Our final winner at today's ceremony is the racer who gave Evadman all he could handle in the 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby. crt1530 earns his lounge key and a date with the physics babes in the lounge after twice leading his bracket, only to be passed on the final lap by that dashing and debonaire Evadmerman. Congratulations, crt. That was quite a battle!
Two new races kick off today featuring a number of old grizzled veterans and promising up and coming rookies. The starter's pistol has fired and the racers are off in the 2000 WU Bump and Dump. This trio of veterans has thrilled SRL crowds on numerous occasions in the past and we're lucky to have been able to sign all three to give SRL fans another round of thrills. Hot out of the gate and taking charge heading into the first turn is Minnie Minendo, scorching 41 wu's to take early control of the inside lane. Settling into the number two spot is m2kewl who is making another welcome appearance on the SRL circuit after spending a good deal of time in the lonely racers bracket. Stumbling slightly out of the gate and bringing up the rear is SoulAssassin, another long-time racing veteran and quite the fan favorite for his attacking style. Good luck gentlemen.
Our second new race this morning, dubbed the Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer, features four veterans and two brand spanking new rookies. Continuing his recent rousing run through the SRL ranks, Serialb stays hot by storming out of the gate in first place with a solid 28 to lead the pack. Close on his heels, trailing by only one wu at this early juncture, is our first rookie, Gallant Gistech1978 who is certainly making a good accounting of himself early on. Tied with gistech1978 for second with a stellar 27 is our other rookie, Awesome AstIsis who has quite a fan following cheering for her in the stands. Watch out, guys! This lady can crunch with the best of 'em! Following the two rookies by a single wu is that solid veteran and old academy buddy of mine, Poopaskoopa, or Poopsie to his many lady friends. Settling nicely into third place, Poopsie is off to a great start and already looking for a passing lane in the hopes of moving up in the ranks. Whackin' Wiz occupies the fourth spot, smashing 24 wu's to pieces to trail the lead racer by only four and DAPUNISHER comes out of the starting blocks limping slightly with 18. Good luck, racers!
Advancements among racers on 3/31 include serialb up 1 to 116, Toft / Vold - DK up 1 to 58, titanmiller up 4 to 725.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
