Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................18777 / 67 🙂
57) conjur ...............................16498 / 40
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
264)Adul .....................................2791 / 12
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
49) Poopaskoopa ....................19742 / 16
51) WayneS ...............................19042 / 38
53) Rebel Alliance ...................17625 / 138 :Q
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......17208 / 33
58) Ben98SentraSE ..................15829 / 143 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
92) mucman .........................9977 / 7
93) Aaron Busi .....................9954 / 21
94) Maku ...............................9884 / 19
98) Amer .................................9723 / 88 🙂
99) Wiz ...................................9683 / 22 🙂
102)Fardringle ........................9407 / 14
103)GolfGeek .........................9262 / 2
110)John Wulff ........................8595 / 61 🙂
120)Jatwell ..............................7389 / 91 🙂
The Crunch & Munch 10K
100)British Bulldog Racers ....9457 / 18
106)minendo ............................9100 / 56 :Q
116)The Wildnet Team............7564 / 24 🙂
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
147)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
150)Electrode .............................5588 / 30 🙂
Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Dash:
565)TheEvil1 ...............................897 / 11
622)BobTheWizard ....................755 / 7
The Christof Crunch - Gotta Get To 250:
1544)Christof ..................................56 / 2
Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000: <------------------------ Tight at the top!
Pazoo .....................................30714 / 114 (511) 🙂
Rebel Alliance ......................17625 / 138 (507) :Q
ShuxClams ...........................45916 / 106 (504) 🙂
jatwell ......................................7389 / 91 (456) 🙂
zodder ....................................28551 / 72 (396)
3000 WU Smoosh:
Rebel Alliance ...................17625 / 138 (2444) :Q
Team Funky Ray ....................10499 / 54 (2410)
jatwell ......................................7389 / 91 (2374) 🙂
Mighty Micron .......................11515 / 40 (2249)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................15330 / 59 (2236) 🙂
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
BigWoofer ..........................15248 / 40 (2742)
Major Tom ..........................24077 / 26 (2137)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
Electrode ..............................5588 / 30 (1456) 🙂
LyNx01 .................................2860 / 7 (1230)
neovan ..................................7150 / 0 (1143)
1500 WU Smackdown:
Baldy18 .............................13483 / 39 (1453) 🙂
The Wildnet Team..............7564 / 24 (1160) 🙂
ZeroEffect .........................13137 / 13 (1130)
Maggotry ..............................5848 / 14 (997)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 0 (410)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
MaxSiren .............................10914 / 0 (1397)
mucman ..............................9977 / 7 (1236)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
crt1530 .............................13385 / 12 (82) 🙂
ys .........................................3469 / 5 (68)
Pyxis ...................................5094 / 12 (64) 🙂
Evadman ...........................5287 / 12 (58) 🙂
1000 WU Woad Wally: <---------------------------------- And today the Cow rests...
crt1530 ...............................13385 / 12 (860) 🙂
BigFatCow ...........................4395 / 0 (771)
ElFenix ..................................9153 / 15 (698) 🙂
Lonely Racers: 🙁
5) PieDerro ..........................66657 / 7
6) Smokeball .......................57386 / 151 🙂
10) IsOs ................................50876 / 127 🙂
11) LastKnight .....................50287 / 220
16) The Federation .............41599 / 113
24) m2kewl ..........................29846 / 44
28) Crazee ............................27455 / 101 🙂
31) LANMAN..........................25882 / 80 🙂
32) Networkman ..................25743 / 19
34) IJump .............................24435 / 0
38) Yield.................................23305 / 46 🙂
40) def ....................................22662 / 30
42) wirelessenabled ...........22605 / 106 🙂
43) Darth Polo ......................20992 / 13
44) SoulAssassin ...............20676 / 30
45) EvilWobbles ..................20224 / 40
50) DroolMAN! ......................19554 / 19
63) Basilisk420 ....................13870 / 36
71) Karsten ...........................13172 / 38
76) Swanny ...........................12246 / 38
84) tuffguy ..............................10552 / 0
117)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
142)teriba..................................5788 / 21 🙂
149)Dazmite ............................5630 / 10
159)Ishmael2k ........................4969 / 8
179)sukhoi ...............................4190 / 1
259)DAPUNISHER .................2847 / 20 🙂
262)Spacehead ......................2816 / 9
275)Logix .................................2638 / 4
294)Starrider ............................2388 / 0
396)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
397)Actaeon .............................1656 / 13 🙂
473)Lithium381 .......................1287 / 0
535)JetsFanatic .......................1023 / 0
926)titanmiller ............................322 / 5
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Milestones achieved on 1/18:
Robor - 124000 (124023) 🙂
IBhacknU - 75000 (75021) 🙂
GhettoFob - 20000 (20210) 🙂
Rex - 9000 (9001)
strider7 - 5000 (5018)
Mark - 3000 (3010)
Strych9 - 3000 (3008)
linky - 1000 (1004)
Toby Kennedy - 500 (509)
carrot_carrot - 500 (500)
ECU_HITMAN - 250 (251)
Scarlett - 100 (104)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
OhioDude - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 1/18/2003
KCJeeper - 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/17/2003
Kruptikos - 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/17/2003
Sizzlin' Soni - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/16/2003
BobTheWizard - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/16/2003
M² - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
Ammocan - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
Sammael - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/11/2003
Lane42 - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/11/2003
Panhead49 - Wascally WU Whapper to 1500 - 1/11/2003
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A major shuffling has taken place in the Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000. Engaging the hyper-drive and making the jump to light speed, the Rebel Alliance covers 138 parsecs and slides into second place, riding along in the wake of Poundin' Pazoo's fleet, that now occupies first place. The dashing Captain Clams slips to the third spot, but not before lobbing a few photon torpedoes at the Rebel Alliance and sending a phaser blast across Pazoo's bow. Shaking a defiant fist in his two tormentor's directions, Captain Clams orders a load of plumbidic mines jettisoned from the aft cargo bay just in case Jumpin' Jatwell and Captain Zod have any ideas of following Pazoo and the Rebel Alliance around the USS Shux. For the uninitiated, plumbidic mines, once detonated near a ship's waste port, immediately plug up all of the toilets on a ship, starting with the captain's quarters, making for a rather unpleasant trek for the ship's occupants.
The Rebel Alliance is also making some enemies in the 3000 WU Smoosh. Despite the tacks in the road, the oil slick escaping from the Funky Bus's rear weapon's bay (yes, the Funky Bus has a weapon's bay), and the noxious gases escaping from the exhaust pipe, not all of which come from burning gasoline, the Rebel Alliance makes their way around the Funky Bus and into first place. Having tied himself to the Funky Bus's gear shift with his belt, Rowdy Ray is able to lean out of the doorway and land a few good whacks! on the backsides of FreeWolf and ICXRa as they scurry past. And that little whacking will cause a bit longer lasting discomfort than a temporary sting because the Rayster was using the Cane of Poison Ivy to deliver the whacks! I hope Freewolf and ICXRa are planning on remaining on their feet for a while.
Things look to be heating up in The Crunch & Munch 10K. Continuing to lead the rest of the pack, the British Bulldog Racers have strung together a pretty nice run as of late, but a faint rumbling can be heard to the rear, like the sound of an approaching storm. That rumbling comes from the energized rigs of Minnie Minendo who crunches up 56 workunits and may be on the verge of launching an all out attack on the Bulldogs' rear flanks. Bullet BobTheWizard has a racing partner in his quest for the 1K milestone marker. TheEvil1 has decided to give Bullet Bob a little company and plow the road on the way to 1K. Meanwhile, Bad Bad Baldy has made the 1500 WU Smackdown his own little playground. With a 39 and a smilie overnight, Baldy18 is giving the young ladies in the stands at Smackdown Park a reason to bounce up and down in their "Bald(y) is Beautiful" T-shirts. And twelve is the number of choice in the 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby as three of the four combatants crack an even dozen, with Why Yes YS taking a little snooze one day after his window rattling purge.
Advancements among racers on 1/18 include Amer up 1 to 98, John Wulff up 1 to 110, Jatwell up 1 to 120, minendo up 1 to 106, TheEvil1 up 4 to 565, BobTheWizard up 2 to 622, Christof up 12 to 1544, def up 1 to 40, Karsten up 1 to 71, teriba up 1 to 142, Actaeon up 2 to 397, titanmiller up 5 to 926.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................18777 / 67 🙂
57) conjur ...............................16498 / 40
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
264)Adul .....................................2791 / 12
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
49) Poopaskoopa ....................19742 / 16
51) WayneS ...............................19042 / 38
53) Rebel Alliance ...................17625 / 138 :Q
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......17208 / 33
58) Ben98SentraSE ..................15829 / 143 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
92) mucman .........................9977 / 7
93) Aaron Busi .....................9954 / 21
94) Maku ...............................9884 / 19
98) Amer .................................9723 / 88 🙂
99) Wiz ...................................9683 / 22 🙂
102)Fardringle ........................9407 / 14
103)GolfGeek .........................9262 / 2
110)John Wulff ........................8595 / 61 🙂
120)Jatwell ..............................7389 / 91 🙂
The Crunch & Munch 10K
100)British Bulldog Racers ....9457 / 18
106)minendo ............................9100 / 56 :Q
116)The Wildnet Team............7564 / 24 🙂
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
147)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
150)Electrode .............................5588 / 30 🙂
Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Dash:
565)TheEvil1 ...............................897 / 11
622)BobTheWizard ....................755 / 7
The Christof Crunch - Gotta Get To 250:
1544)Christof ..................................56 / 2
Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000: <------------------------ Tight at the top!
Pazoo .....................................30714 / 114 (511) 🙂
Rebel Alliance ......................17625 / 138 (507) :Q
ShuxClams ...........................45916 / 106 (504) 🙂
jatwell ......................................7389 / 91 (456) 🙂
zodder ....................................28551 / 72 (396)
3000 WU Smoosh:
Rebel Alliance ...................17625 / 138 (2444) :Q
Team Funky Ray ....................10499 / 54 (2410)
jatwell ......................................7389 / 91 (2374) 🙂
Mighty Micron .......................11515 / 40 (2249)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................15330 / 59 (2236) 🙂
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
BigWoofer ..........................15248 / 40 (2742)
Major Tom ..........................24077 / 26 (2137)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
Electrode ..............................5588 / 30 (1456) 🙂
LyNx01 .................................2860 / 7 (1230)
neovan ..................................7150 / 0 (1143)
1500 WU Smackdown:
Baldy18 .............................13483 / 39 (1453) 🙂
The Wildnet Team..............7564 / 24 (1160) 🙂
ZeroEffect .........................13137 / 13 (1130)
Maggotry ..............................5848 / 14 (997)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 0 (410)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
MaxSiren .............................10914 / 0 (1397)
mucman ..............................9977 / 7 (1236)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
crt1530 .............................13385 / 12 (82) 🙂
ys .........................................3469 / 5 (68)
Pyxis ...................................5094 / 12 (64) 🙂
Evadman ...........................5287 / 12 (58) 🙂
1000 WU Woad Wally: <---------------------------------- And today the Cow rests...
crt1530 ...............................13385 / 12 (860) 🙂
BigFatCow ...........................4395 / 0 (771)
ElFenix ..................................9153 / 15 (698) 🙂
Lonely Racers: 🙁
5) PieDerro ..........................66657 / 7
6) Smokeball .......................57386 / 151 🙂
10) IsOs ................................50876 / 127 🙂
11) LastKnight .....................50287 / 220
16) The Federation .............41599 / 113
24) m2kewl ..........................29846 / 44
28) Crazee ............................27455 / 101 🙂
31) LANMAN..........................25882 / 80 🙂
32) Networkman ..................25743 / 19
34) IJump .............................24435 / 0
38) Yield.................................23305 / 46 🙂
40) def ....................................22662 / 30
42) wirelessenabled ...........22605 / 106 🙂
43) Darth Polo ......................20992 / 13
44) SoulAssassin ...............20676 / 30
45) EvilWobbles ..................20224 / 40
50) DroolMAN! ......................19554 / 19
63) Basilisk420 ....................13870 / 36
71) Karsten ...........................13172 / 38
76) Swanny ...........................12246 / 38
84) tuffguy ..............................10552 / 0
117)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
142)teriba..................................5788 / 21 🙂
149)Dazmite ............................5630 / 10
159)Ishmael2k ........................4969 / 8
179)sukhoi ...............................4190 / 1
259)DAPUNISHER .................2847 / 20 🙂
262)Spacehead ......................2816 / 9
275)Logix .................................2638 / 4
294)Starrider ............................2388 / 0
396)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
397)Actaeon .............................1656 / 13 🙂
473)Lithium381 .......................1287 / 0
535)JetsFanatic .......................1023 / 0
926)titanmiller ............................322 / 5
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Milestones achieved on 1/18:
Robor - 124000 (124023) 🙂
IBhacknU - 75000 (75021) 🙂
GhettoFob - 20000 (20210) 🙂
Rex - 9000 (9001)
strider7 - 5000 (5018)
Mark - 3000 (3010)
Strych9 - 3000 (3008)
linky - 1000 (1004)
Toby Kennedy - 500 (509)
carrot_carrot - 500 (500)
ECU_HITMAN - 250 (251)
Scarlett - 100 (104)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
OhioDude - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 1/18/2003
KCJeeper - 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/17/2003
Kruptikos - 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/17/2003
Sizzlin' Soni - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/16/2003
BobTheWizard - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/16/2003
M² - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
Ammocan - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
Sammael - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/11/2003
Lane42 - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/11/2003
Panhead49 - Wascally WU Whapper to 1500 - 1/11/2003
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A major shuffling has taken place in the Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000. Engaging the hyper-drive and making the jump to light speed, the Rebel Alliance covers 138 parsecs and slides into second place, riding along in the wake of Poundin' Pazoo's fleet, that now occupies first place. The dashing Captain Clams slips to the third spot, but not before lobbing a few photon torpedoes at the Rebel Alliance and sending a phaser blast across Pazoo's bow. Shaking a defiant fist in his two tormentor's directions, Captain Clams orders a load of plumbidic mines jettisoned from the aft cargo bay just in case Jumpin' Jatwell and Captain Zod have any ideas of following Pazoo and the Rebel Alliance around the USS Shux. For the uninitiated, plumbidic mines, once detonated near a ship's waste port, immediately plug up all of the toilets on a ship, starting with the captain's quarters, making for a rather unpleasant trek for the ship's occupants.
The Rebel Alliance is also making some enemies in the 3000 WU Smoosh. Despite the tacks in the road, the oil slick escaping from the Funky Bus's rear weapon's bay (yes, the Funky Bus has a weapon's bay), and the noxious gases escaping from the exhaust pipe, not all of which come from burning gasoline, the Rebel Alliance makes their way around the Funky Bus and into first place. Having tied himself to the Funky Bus's gear shift with his belt, Rowdy Ray is able to lean out of the doorway and land a few good whacks! on the backsides of FreeWolf and ICXRa as they scurry past. And that little whacking will cause a bit longer lasting discomfort than a temporary sting because the Rayster was using the Cane of Poison Ivy to deliver the whacks! I hope Freewolf and ICXRa are planning on remaining on their feet for a while.
Things look to be heating up in The Crunch & Munch 10K. Continuing to lead the rest of the pack, the British Bulldog Racers have strung together a pretty nice run as of late, but a faint rumbling can be heard to the rear, like the sound of an approaching storm. That rumbling comes from the energized rigs of Minnie Minendo who crunches up 56 workunits and may be on the verge of launching an all out attack on the Bulldogs' rear flanks. Bullet BobTheWizard has a racing partner in his quest for the 1K milestone marker. TheEvil1 has decided to give Bullet Bob a little company and plow the road on the way to 1K. Meanwhile, Bad Bad Baldy has made the 1500 WU Smackdown his own little playground. With a 39 and a smilie overnight, Baldy18 is giving the young ladies in the stands at Smackdown Park a reason to bounce up and down in their "Bald(y) is Beautiful" T-shirts. And twelve is the number of choice in the 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby as three of the four combatants crack an even dozen, with Why Yes YS taking a little snooze one day after his window rattling purge.
Advancements among racers on 1/18 include Amer up 1 to 98, John Wulff up 1 to 110, Jatwell up 1 to 120, minendo up 1 to 106, TheEvil1 up 4 to 565, BobTheWizard up 2 to 622, Christof up 12 to 1544, def up 1 to 40, Karsten up 1 to 71, teriba up 1 to 142, Actaeon up 2 to 397, titanmiller up 5 to 926.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
