Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................18641 / 72 🙂
57) conjur ...............................16416 / 42
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
265)Adul .....................................2768 / 13
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
47) OhioDude ...........................19975 / 47
49) Poopaskoopa ....................19704 / 17
51) WayneS ...............................18966 / 57 🙂
53) Rebel Alliance ...................17405 / 93 🙂
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......17141 / 35
58) Ben98SentraSE ..................15381 / 8
The Great 10K CountDown:
92) mucman .........................9960 / 10
93) Aaron Busi .....................9914 / 22
94) Maku ...............................9846 / 23
98) Wiz ...................................9634 / 14
99) Amer .................................9542 / 99 🙂
102)Fardringle ........................9366 / 17
103)GolfGeek .........................9258 / 2
111)John Wulff ........................8471 / 62
122)Jatwell ..............................7206 / 85
The Crunch & Munch 10K
101)British Bulldog Racers ....9414 / 18 🙂
107)minendo ............................9002 / 26 🙂
116)The Wildnet Team............7520 / 21 🙂
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
144)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
151)Electrode .............................5523 / 33 🙂
Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash:
628)BobTheWizard ....................741 / 7
Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000:
ShuxClams ...........................45707 / 98 (295) 🙂
Rebel Alliance ......................17405 / 93 (287) 🙂
Pazoo .....................................30489 / 99 (286) 🙂
jatwell ......................................7206 / 85 (273)
zodder ....................................28401 / 83 (246)
3000 WU Smoosh:
Team Funky Ray ....................10395 / 52 (2292)
Rebel Alliance ...................17405 / 93 (2224) 🙂
jatwell ......................................7206 / 85 (2191)
Mighty Micron .......................11422 / 56 (2156)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................15148 / 45 (2054)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
BigWoofer ..........................15134 / 44 (2628)
Major Tom ..........................24018 / 37 (2078)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
Marrkks .................................5495 / 33 (1506) 😀
Electrode ..............................5523 / 33 (1391) 🙂
LyNx01 .................................2846 / 5 (1216)
neovan ..................................7150 / 32 (1143) 🙂
1500 WU Smackdown:
Baldy18 .............................13402 / 41 (1372) 🙂
The Wildnet Team..............7520 / 21 (1116) 🙂
ZeroEffect .........................13110 / 13 (1103)
Maggotry ..............................5820 / 11 (969)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 0 (410)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
MaxSiren .............................10914 / 0 (1397)
mucman ..............................9960 / 10 (1219)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
crt1530 .............................13358 / 18 (55) 🙂
ys .........................................3440 / 19 (39) 🙂
Evadman ...........................5264 / 11 (35)
Pyxis ...................................5064 / 7 (34)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
KCJeeper ............................7079 / 11 (1009) 😀
Kruptikos ..............................4626 / 12 (1002) 😀
crt1530 ...............................13358 / 18 (833) 🙂
BigFatCow ...........................4330 / 0 (706)
ElFenix ..................................9128 / 12 (673) 🙂
Lonely Racers: 🙁
5) PieDerro ..........................66642 / 8
6) Smokeball .......................57060 / 159 🙂
10) IsOs ................................50628 / 109 🙂
11) LastKnight .....................49839 / 224
16) The Federation .............41366 / 112
24) m2kewl ..........................29735 / 64
28) Crazee ............................27252 / 103 🙂
31) Networkman ..................25712 / 13
33) LANMAN..........................24942 / 5
34) IJump .............................24435 / 2
39) Yield.................................23211 / 49 🙂
41) def ....................................22592 / 34
42) wirelessenabled ...........22381 / 117 🙂
43) Darth Polo ......................20964 / 14
44) SoulAssassin ...............20596 / 31
45) EvilWobbles ..................20140 / 46
50) DroolMAN! ......................19515 / 15
63) Basilisk420 ....................13801 / 36
73) Karsten ...........................13098 / 50 🙂
76) Swanny ...........................12153 / 43
84) tuffguy ..............................10552 / 0
117)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
143)teriba..................................5743 / 28 🙂
149)Dazmite ............................5612 / 9
159)Ishmael2k ........................4955 / 8
179)sukhoi ...............................4186 / 1
260)DAPUNISHER .................2817 / 19
262)Spacehead ......................2797 / 38 🙂
274)Logix .................................2633 / 2
293)Starrider ............................2388 / 8
396)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
403)Actaeon .............................1631 / 6
472)Lithium381 .......................1287 / 0
534)JetsFanatic .......................1023 / 0
572)TheEvil1 ..............................873 / 16 🙂
933)titanmiller ............................314 / 5
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Milestones achieved on 1/16:
Cory - 73000 (73067)
TeAm Smokeball - 57000 (57060) 😀
Tarca - 24000 (24018) 😀
minendo - 9000 (9002) 😀
cavdraco - 500 (503)
Vendetta - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Sizzlin' Soni - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/16/2003
BobTheWizard - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/16/2003
M² - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
Ammocan - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
Sammael - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/11/2003
Lane42 - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/11/2003
Panhead49 - Wascally WU Whapper to 1500 - 1/11/2003
OhioDude - Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 - 1/11/2003
MoFunk - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/10/2003
PhotoLenny - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/10/2003
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After five days of time off where the babes get to use the lounge as basically a spa and a physics research facility, SRL racers are now streaming across their respective finish lines, causing the babes to work overtime. They don't mind because our babes like nothing more than to hang around with Seti pounding hunks, providing stimulating conversation and imparting upon them their vast knowledge of the physical universe and it's make-up.
Today three more lucky racers get to join our babes in the lounge. Holding off the strong late challenge from Electrode in the Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's, (that I won a while ago 😉 ), Magnificent Marrkks revs the engine on his monster rig and streams across the finish line, spewing packets and wu dust in his wake. The fans at PORC Park are going wild, standing on their seats to get a better view of Marrkks' chiselled profile seated in the pilot's seat of his racing rig as he takes his victory lap (where I took my victory lap a while ago 😉 ). Many in the packed stands attempt to chant his name but they have problems handling the double double-consonants and give up. (They didn't have any trouble chanting my name when I won. 😉 ) Throwing his racing rig into low gear and revving up the engine, Magnificent Marrkks pulls into the winner's circle and turns a couple of perogies thrilling the crowd one more time before leaping out of the window and sprinting towards the victory lounge with a babe on each arm. Once again, many of the fans try to chant his name, but that quickly fizzles out again because it's just too hard to get those blasted double double-consonants in a single syllable name right in a chant. Congratulations, Marrkks!
<Elmer Fudd voice> As a huge cloud of wu dust and packet powder obscure the finish line, it's a photo finish in the 1000 WU Woad Wally where Kwuptikos and KCJeeper cwoss the finish line, cweaming up 23 workunits under their wacing tires between them. The 21 finish line camewas weacted quickly and SRL officials all wan to the photo finish wace woom to analyze the photogwaphs. Woad Wally Stadium became eewily silent, vewy vewy quiet in fact, as the wace judges pondered the pictures to detewmine who weally won the wace. The cwowd suddenly ewupts as the announcement is made that KCJeeper did in fact cwoss the finish line first, earning a victowy by seven wu's. This was certainly a thwiller, with TA-Seti's K-Men wocking the house with their back and forth battle for the wight to enter the victowy lounge fiwst. Congwatulations to both KCJeeper and Kwuptikos for pwoviding the fans with a weally well wun wace! </Elmer Fudd voice>
The Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000 is turning out to be quite the tour de force. Streaking out to an early lead and holding on tenaciously with dailies approaching the century mark, the dashing Captain Clams nurses an eight wu lead over the Rebel Alliance who are hot on the Shuxster's tailpipe as they exit the first turn. Only a single wu behind the Alliance, Poundin' Pazoo may be on the verge of lighting the afterburners and streaking into the lead. Meanwhile, Jumpin' Jatwell and Zappin' Zod fall slightly off the pace. Awesome Adul continues his lonely trek up the TA standings in Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250. Adul has found the going to be a little rough as of late, having been stuck at position post 265 for the last several days. And Bad Bad Baldy18 is struttin' his stuff in the 1500 WU Smackdown. Knocking off 41 workunits overnight, the Great Bald One has now opened up a staggering 256 wu lead over the second place Wildnet Team.
Advancements among racers on 1/16 include Ammocan up 1 to 90, Jatwell up 1 to 122, The Wildnet Team up 1 to 116, Electrode up 2 to 151, BobTheWizard up 1 to 628, Spacehead up 2 to 262, Starrider up 1 to 293, TheEvil1 up 3 to 572, titanmiller up 1 to 933.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................18641 / 72 🙂
57) conjur ...............................16416 / 42
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
265)Adul .....................................2768 / 13
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
47) OhioDude ...........................19975 / 47
49) Poopaskoopa ....................19704 / 17
51) WayneS ...............................18966 / 57 🙂
53) Rebel Alliance ...................17405 / 93 🙂
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......17141 / 35
58) Ben98SentraSE ..................15381 / 8
The Great 10K CountDown:
92) mucman .........................9960 / 10
93) Aaron Busi .....................9914 / 22
94) Maku ...............................9846 / 23
98) Wiz ...................................9634 / 14
99) Amer .................................9542 / 99 🙂
102)Fardringle ........................9366 / 17
103)GolfGeek .........................9258 / 2
111)John Wulff ........................8471 / 62
122)Jatwell ..............................7206 / 85
The Crunch & Munch 10K
101)British Bulldog Racers ....9414 / 18 🙂
107)minendo ............................9002 / 26 🙂
116)The Wildnet Team............7520 / 21 🙂
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
144)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
151)Electrode .............................5523 / 33 🙂
Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash:
628)BobTheWizard ....................741 / 7
Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000:
ShuxClams ...........................45707 / 98 (295) 🙂
Rebel Alliance ......................17405 / 93 (287) 🙂
Pazoo .....................................30489 / 99 (286) 🙂
jatwell ......................................7206 / 85 (273)
zodder ....................................28401 / 83 (246)
3000 WU Smoosh:
Team Funky Ray ....................10395 / 52 (2292)
Rebel Alliance ...................17405 / 93 (2224) 🙂
jatwell ......................................7206 / 85 (2191)
Mighty Micron .......................11422 / 56 (2156)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................15148 / 45 (2054)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
BigWoofer ..........................15134 / 44 (2628)
Major Tom ..........................24018 / 37 (2078)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
Marrkks .................................5495 / 33 (1506) 😀
Electrode ..............................5523 / 33 (1391) 🙂
LyNx01 .................................2846 / 5 (1216)
neovan ..................................7150 / 32 (1143) 🙂
1500 WU Smackdown:
Baldy18 .............................13402 / 41 (1372) 🙂
The Wildnet Team..............7520 / 21 (1116) 🙂
ZeroEffect .........................13110 / 13 (1103)
Maggotry ..............................5820 / 11 (969)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 0 (410)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
MaxSiren .............................10914 / 0 (1397)
mucman ..............................9960 / 10 (1219)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
crt1530 .............................13358 / 18 (55) 🙂
ys .........................................3440 / 19 (39) 🙂
Evadman ...........................5264 / 11 (35)
Pyxis ...................................5064 / 7 (34)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
KCJeeper ............................7079 / 11 (1009) 😀
Kruptikos ..............................4626 / 12 (1002) 😀
crt1530 ...............................13358 / 18 (833) 🙂
BigFatCow ...........................4330 / 0 (706)
ElFenix ..................................9128 / 12 (673) 🙂
Lonely Racers: 🙁
5) PieDerro ..........................66642 / 8
6) Smokeball .......................57060 / 159 🙂
10) IsOs ................................50628 / 109 🙂
11) LastKnight .....................49839 / 224
16) The Federation .............41366 / 112
24) m2kewl ..........................29735 / 64
28) Crazee ............................27252 / 103 🙂
31) Networkman ..................25712 / 13
33) LANMAN..........................24942 / 5
34) IJump .............................24435 / 2
39) Yield.................................23211 / 49 🙂
41) def ....................................22592 / 34
42) wirelessenabled ...........22381 / 117 🙂
43) Darth Polo ......................20964 / 14
44) SoulAssassin ...............20596 / 31
45) EvilWobbles ..................20140 / 46
50) DroolMAN! ......................19515 / 15
63) Basilisk420 ....................13801 / 36
73) Karsten ...........................13098 / 50 🙂
76) Swanny ...........................12153 / 43
84) tuffguy ..............................10552 / 0
117)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
143)teriba..................................5743 / 28 🙂
149)Dazmite ............................5612 / 9
159)Ishmael2k ........................4955 / 8
179)sukhoi ...............................4186 / 1
260)DAPUNISHER .................2817 / 19
262)Spacehead ......................2797 / 38 🙂
274)Logix .................................2633 / 2
293)Starrider ............................2388 / 8
396)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
403)Actaeon .............................1631 / 6
472)Lithium381 .......................1287 / 0
534)JetsFanatic .......................1023 / 0
572)TheEvil1 ..............................873 / 16 🙂
933)titanmiller ............................314 / 5
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Milestones achieved on 1/16:
Cory - 73000 (73067)
TeAm Smokeball - 57000 (57060) 😀
Tarca - 24000 (24018) 😀
minendo - 9000 (9002) 😀
cavdraco - 500 (503)
Vendetta - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Sizzlin' Soni - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/16/2003
BobTheWizard - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/16/2003
M² - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
Ammocan - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
Sammael - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/11/2003
Lane42 - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/11/2003
Panhead49 - Wascally WU Whapper to 1500 - 1/11/2003
OhioDude - Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 - 1/11/2003
MoFunk - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/10/2003
PhotoLenny - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/10/2003
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After five days of time off where the babes get to use the lounge as basically a spa and a physics research facility, SRL racers are now streaming across their respective finish lines, causing the babes to work overtime. They don't mind because our babes like nothing more than to hang around with Seti pounding hunks, providing stimulating conversation and imparting upon them their vast knowledge of the physical universe and it's make-up.
Today three more lucky racers get to join our babes in the lounge. Holding off the strong late challenge from Electrode in the Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's, (that I won a while ago 😉 ), Magnificent Marrkks revs the engine on his monster rig and streams across the finish line, spewing packets and wu dust in his wake. The fans at PORC Park are going wild, standing on their seats to get a better view of Marrkks' chiselled profile seated in the pilot's seat of his racing rig as he takes his victory lap (where I took my victory lap a while ago 😉 ). Many in the packed stands attempt to chant his name but they have problems handling the double double-consonants and give up. (They didn't have any trouble chanting my name when I won. 😉 ) Throwing his racing rig into low gear and revving up the engine, Magnificent Marrkks pulls into the winner's circle and turns a couple of perogies thrilling the crowd one more time before leaping out of the window and sprinting towards the victory lounge with a babe on each arm. Once again, many of the fans try to chant his name, but that quickly fizzles out again because it's just too hard to get those blasted double double-consonants in a single syllable name right in a chant. Congratulations, Marrkks!
<Elmer Fudd voice> As a huge cloud of wu dust and packet powder obscure the finish line, it's a photo finish in the 1000 WU Woad Wally where Kwuptikos and KCJeeper cwoss the finish line, cweaming up 23 workunits under their wacing tires between them. The 21 finish line camewas weacted quickly and SRL officials all wan to the photo finish wace woom to analyze the photogwaphs. Woad Wally Stadium became eewily silent, vewy vewy quiet in fact, as the wace judges pondered the pictures to detewmine who weally won the wace. The cwowd suddenly ewupts as the announcement is made that KCJeeper did in fact cwoss the finish line first, earning a victowy by seven wu's. This was certainly a thwiller, with TA-Seti's K-Men wocking the house with their back and forth battle for the wight to enter the victowy lounge fiwst. Congwatulations to both KCJeeper and Kwuptikos for pwoviding the fans with a weally well wun wace! </Elmer Fudd voice>
The Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000 is turning out to be quite the tour de force. Streaking out to an early lead and holding on tenaciously with dailies approaching the century mark, the dashing Captain Clams nurses an eight wu lead over the Rebel Alliance who are hot on the Shuxster's tailpipe as they exit the first turn. Only a single wu behind the Alliance, Poundin' Pazoo may be on the verge of lighting the afterburners and streaking into the lead. Meanwhile, Jumpin' Jatwell and Zappin' Zod fall slightly off the pace. Awesome Adul continues his lonely trek up the TA standings in Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250. Adul has found the going to be a little rough as of late, having been stuck at position post 265 for the last several days. And Bad Bad Baldy18 is struttin' his stuff in the 1500 WU Smackdown. Knocking off 41 workunits overnight, the Great Bald One has now opened up a staggering 256 wu lead over the second place Wildnet Team.
Advancements among racers on 1/16 include Ammocan up 1 to 90, Jatwell up 1 to 122, The Wildnet Team up 1 to 116, Electrode up 2 to 151, BobTheWizard up 1 to 628, Spacehead up 2 to 262, Starrider up 1 to 293, TheEvil1 up 3 to 572, titanmiller up 1 to 933.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
