Set sail for fail

[theeedude]

arizona: "hold my white claw"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1302329277367549952

Trumpster fire.

 

[K1052]

And so the ANTIFA Navy draws first blood.

 

[Paratus]

And so the ANTIFA Navy draws first blood.

Poseidon for Biden! Blue Wave 2020!

 

[BoomerD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1302382721520500739

 

[VRAMdemon]

BREAKING: I think we found the culprit!

 

[VRAMdemon]

Unknown to the organizers, Biden and his supporters hid extra water just below the surface.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Let me guess, a bunch of assholes in giant boats were speeding around, not giving a shit about the smaller boats, making resonating 6' wakes that overturned a bunch?

How Trumpy.

We can all makes jokes, but this is likely what happened.

 

[theeedude]

The waves from the large boats trickled down to the small boats, like Jesus intended.

 

[Jhhnn]

What do you call Trumpsters bobbing around in Lake Travis? Proud Buoys!

 

[cytg111]

There is so much Irony in this thread that my sense of humor is performing a buffer overflow... Gonna have to reboot.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

We can all makes jokes, but this is likely what happened.

I think that lake is known for having sudden rough weather.
Sort of like the President how he changes his mind or restates something saying all his staff and many R members of Congress were wrong. Then procedes to step on his dick again.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Didn’t take long

“Proud Buoys” is my current favourite.

 

[Paratus]

Poseidon for Biden! Blue Wave 2020!

And again. Didn’t take long.

 

[feralkid]

And again. Didn’t take long.

Doh!

I spent so much time trying to rhyme something with Neptune.

 

[Bitek]

This is beautiful..

https://twitter.com/x/status/1302370759705268229

Fake tough with his maga flags, but crying like a bitch when shit gets real. Little corona cough at the end.
Very Trumpy. *chef's kiss*

https://twitter.com/x/status/1302370075945701383

 

[zinfamous]

I'm guessing it was all that extra water they were carrying with them on their boats?

 

[JEDIYoda]

Ummm okay!!

 

[zinfamous]

Let me guess, a bunch of assholes in giant boats were speeding around, not giving a shit about the smaller boats, making resonating 6' wakes that overturned a bunch?

How Trumpy.

I thought Alkemyst lives in FL?

....

 

[VRAMdemon]

Fake tough with his maga flags, but crying like a bitch when shit gets real. Little corona cough at the end.
Very Trumpy. *chef's kiss*

https://twitter.com/x/status/1302370075945701383

It's a spoof ... It is hard to tell. He's good at it. Brent is a comedian. He makes many Trump spoofs and coughs at the end of each video...

Never forget the sinking of the "Andrea Deploria.!"

 

[Bitek]

It's a spoof ... It is hard to tell. He's good at it. Brent is a comedian. He makes many Trump spoofs and coughs at the end of each video...

Never forget the sinking of the "Andrea Deploria.!"

He really nailed it on all levels.
Even the "i won't wear a mask, so I sure as hell won't wear a life preserver"

 

[HomerJS]

God don't like ugly. Trumpers trying to cross the Red Sea