Story of my own:
was interning in a mansfield, OH newspaper a couple years ago, and this lady calls. Says she found something in her can of asparagus and she wanted us to print a story about it. OK, slow news day, my editor told me to setup the studio to take some pictures. Lady comes in, takes off the top of the can, and theres a FU**ING DEAD BABY BIRD inside. I nearly threw up, literally. She had opened the can up, and this fetus-like baby bird was inbedded in the asparagus.
Unfortunately, we didnt print the pictures or the story because our editor was a chickinsh*t who feared getting sued.
Anyways, she calls back a couple weeks later to talk, and update us on what happening during her talks with the grocery store..she tells us she took the can back to the grocery store, they apologized, and gave her some coupons for free asparagus next time. :Q THATS IT! FOR A DEAD BIRD!