What should I start eating? The thing is my parents eat the same food as me, yet they dont' have any problems..while I have gas..but its only in the morning..and it feels odd..like I have to go..when I don't really. Its really irratating..
What should I start eating? The thing is my parents eat the same food as me, yet they dont' have any problems..while I have gas..but its only in the morning..and it feels odd..like I have to go..when I don't really. Its really irratating..
You guys... God you people know what I'm talking about! I have taken some bigger than those large squash! Nearly every single dump I take is over the water line. I have bowel movements three or four times a day... Yeah, I process sh!t fast.
Yes. :disgust: (<-- that's the constipated smiley)
I hate the ones that come out really painfully and then plop down in the water with a big "splash," spraying your bottom with toilet-water. :frown:
The worst is when you eat super spicy food and it comes out the other side. Oh the burn
If you have never had that, then you must never eat spicy food.
If you have never had that, then you must never eat spicy food.
Originally posted by: Spac3d
The worst is when you eat super spicy food and it comes out the other side. Oh the burn
If you have never had that, then you must never eat spicy food.
Yeah, I went to a great Mexican place called Filiberto's in Mesa, AZ and I was SO not used to the spice. Anyways, after we got back from dinner at South China Buffet, Filly B's started to catch up with me. I was at my friend's grandmother's house and I swear it was the worst sh!t I have ever taken. I made at least five trips of about a half hour on average each. Poor woman's toilet will never be the same. There wasn't a fan in that bathroom! I read each magazine in that bathroom at least twice - even the ads. Spicy food is one of my favorites and one of the things I hate most. Explosive sh!t is not fun. :disgust:
Originally posted by: Mith
Originally posted by: Spac3d
The worst is when you eat super spicy food and it comes out the other side. Oh the burn
If you have never had that, then you must never eat spicy food.
Yeah, I went to a great Mexican place called Filiberto's in Mesa, AZ and I was SO not used to the spice. Anyways, after we got back from dinner at South China Buffet, Filly B's started to catch up with me. I was at my friend's grandmother's house and I swear it was the worst sh!t I have ever taken. I made at least five trips of about a half hour on average each. Poor woman's toilet will never be the same. There wasn't a fan in that bathroom! I read each magazine in that bathroom at least twice - even the ads. Spicy food is one of my favorites and one of the things I hate most. Explosive sh!t is not fun. :disgust:
omfg......roflmao at that story....... whooooo...... i think i caught my breath now...
I've classified 3 types of feces that is bad.
1. Small, soft, stringy, and warm. But it BURNS! This will give you at least 1st degree burns down there.
2. Big, hard, lumpy, hard as a rock. This is a clogger and it hurts!
3. Small, watery, and painful.
1. Small, soft, stringy, and warm. But it BURNS! This will give you at least 1st degree burns down there.
2. Big, hard, lumpy, hard as a rock. This is a clogger and it hurts!
3. Small, watery, and painful.
Shawn
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Originally posted by: bubbasmith99
Originally posted by: Mith
Originally posted by: Spac3d
The worst is when you eat super spicy food and it comes out the other side. Oh the burn
If you have never had that, then you must never eat spicy food.
Yeah, I went to a great Mexican place called Filiberto's in Mesa, AZ and I was SO not used to the spice. Anyways, after we got back from dinner at South China Buffet, Filly B's started to catch up with me. I was at my friend's grandmother's house and I swear it was the worst sh!t I have ever taken. I made at least five trips of about a half hour on average each. Poor woman's toilet will never be the same. There wasn't a fan in that bathroom! I read each magazine in that bathroom at least twice - even the ads. Spicy food is one of my favorites and one of the things I hate most. Explosive sh!t is not fun. :disgust:
omfg......roflmao at that story....... whooooo...... i think i caught my breath now...
The Poopie List
Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
ive taken some craps in time where i was just like "wtf?"
Couple of weeks ago I had some gas-inducing foods or something and later on went to a club for someones birthday. I was half-drunk when the crap tried to make its way out so I raced to the bathroom and let the hounds of hell loose. Didnt care who heard it or smelt it, since I was out of it anyway. I felt sorry for the bathroom attendant...no escape for him
Couple of weeks ago I had some gas-inducing foods or something and later on went to a club for someones birthday. I was half-drunk when the crap tried to make its way out so I raced to the bathroom and let the hounds of hell loose. Didnt care who heard it or smelt it, since I was out of it anyway. I felt sorry for the bathroom attendant...no escape for him
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