Serious question about mermaids

moshquerade

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no matter how beautiful they are made out to be i still think they are slimy, don't you?
 

Modeps

Lifer
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From the waist down, yeah they're a bit slimy... but that's ok because from the waist up, they're nekkid.
 

se7en

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And since they live in the sea wouldn't they smell really.. REALLY bad? I mean I like fish and all but could you imagine having a romantic dinner with a large Salmon?
 

DeeKnow

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Originally posted by: se7en
And since they live in the sea wouldn't they smell really.. REALLY bad? I mean I like fish and all but could you imagine having a romantic dinner with a large Salmon?


no. but i'm sure you could make a nice romantic dinner out of a large salmon....
 

UnatcoAgent

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Originally posted by: se7en
And since they live in the sea wouldn't they smell really.. REALLY bad? I mean I like fish and all but could you imagine having a romantic dinner with a large Salmon?

Believe it or not, I've done it before.
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
no matter how beautiful they are made out to be i still think they are slimy, don't you?

naw... sushi is good stuff!
 

TravisT

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Originally posted by: se7en
And since they live in the sea wouldn't they smell really.. REALLY bad? I mean I like fish and all but could you imagine having a romantic dinner with a large Salmon?

Brings me back to thinking of the saying "Smells like Tuna".
 

Syringer

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Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!

Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Street

Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand
That they don't reprimand their daughters
Bright young women sick of swimmin'
Ready to stand

I'm ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a fire and why does it - what's the word?
Burn?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world
 

Phlargo

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Originally posted by: se7en
And since they live in the sea wouldn't they smell really.. REALLY bad? I mean I like fish and all but could you imagine having a romantic dinner with a large Salmon?

I, in fact, look forward to romantic dinners with large salmon.