serious philosophical thread

well?

  • the former

  • wat

  • the latter


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cbrunny

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fuck bitches get money = prostitution
fuck! bitches get money = gosh darn it! bitches have lots of money
fuck bitches; get money = no rational person would ever use a semi colon this way
fuck bitches. get money. = having sex with bitches comes before getting money
 

Jeeebus

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You really fucked up by not making the third choice "the ladder."
 

Ruptga

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fuck bitches get money = prostitution
fuck! bitches get money = gosh darn it! bitches have lots of money
fuck bitches; get money = no rational person would ever use a semi colon this way
fuck bitches. get money. = having sex with bitches comes before getting money

What about this guy? He seems pretty rational to me.
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You really fucked up by not making the third choice "the ladder."

You're right; I ruined this thread before it was even posted.
 

Jeeebus

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The whole thing is messed up.

Any of these make much more sense:

get money; fuck bitches
fuck money; get bitches
bitches fuck; get money

or my personal favorite:

bitches get fuck money (obviating the need for any punctuation).
 

rga

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I would understand it to have the same meaning as M.O.B. - money over bitches. Money is more important than dealing with bitches. It's important to note that the term bitches does not only refer to women, as that word can be used to imply that a man is a punk, pussy, coward, et cetera. Fuck not only refers to the act of having sex, but also to forget about, not worry about, avoid dealing with, et cetera. I agree with the posters who say it should be a period. The comma fragments two phrases making it gramatically incorrect, while the semi-colon makes the sentence ambiguous, as can be seen in the many responses to this thread. I think "Fuck bitches. Get money. " is the philosophically correct way to punctuate that sentence.

Ultimately money is more important than anything else. Don't spend your time chasing bitches, because first you get the money, and then you get the power, and then you get the women. Keep your mind on your riches baby. Keep your mind on your riches.
 

Jeff7

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fuck bitches get money = prostitution
fuck! bitches get money = gosh darn it! bitches have lots of money
fuck bitches; get money = no rational person would ever use a semi colon this way
fuck bitches. get money. = having sex with bitches comes before getting money
Fuck, bitches! Get money! = They walked back to the car from the convenience store, but forgot to stop at the ATM to get yo money.

Fuck! Bitches! Get money! = Just discovered that you have no cash, so issue a friendly request for your acquaintances to go to the ATM.

Fuck bitches. Get money. = Instructions given to two people: One to do the deed, while the other is to go retrieve payment for the activity.
 
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