Serious Manlet Question

[alkemyst]

Hahaha, holy shit you don't even know what that means.

And nah, keep the cake fattie.

Sorry I don't spend all day googling things like you do.

Post a badass picture of your skinny self.

Can you even walk yet without back pain?

lol, some phunny shit right there.

 

[Phanuel]

I hear you can google naked men yourself. But that's what I hear, what I'm reading from you is apparently that you can't and you need the rest of ATOT and ATL&R to send you selfies because the internet is too confusing for you.

 

[Joepublic2]

5'10", so obviously below that is the cutoff. Of course, anybody that's a lanky dork is a manlet regardless of height. Being well muscled is worth at least an extra 4 vertical inches as far as female attraction goes IME. 😉

"Sorry you're left only to sex0ring post wall, post menopausal women in their twilight years."

Yeah, they're not much to look at, but older women really know their way around a flagpole and the unmarried ones that haven't descended into a typhoon of crazy and cat piss are so desperate for any kind of attention that they'll hook up with anything that has a heart beat, even spergburgers who post charts and graphs in a lighthearted thread.

 

[Howard]

message decoded! what do i win? D:

hahahahaha

 

[Raduque]

As much as I think alkemyst is hilariously over the top, he has achieved more than the lot of you.

Yep. I know he's better than me.

I'm 5'6" btw. I'm gonna go eat a bullet now. 🙁

 

[alkemyst]

Yep. I know he's better than me.

I'm 5'6" btw. I'm gonna go eat a bullet now. 🙁

That would just make you shorter.

 

[Raduque]

That would just make you shorter.

Does it even matter at my height?

 

[kyrax12]

It depends

5'11 is considered tall for an Asian while it is only average to a White person.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

5'11 is considered tall for an Asian while it is only average to a White person.

QFT.

 

[Nintendesert]

My penis is still tiny though.

😱

 

[T_Yamamoto]

😱

Funny how I didn't post that.

 

[waggy]

Funny how I didn't post that.

funny how he knows that it is tiny though!

:awe:

 

[schneiderguy]

It depends

5'11 is considered tall for an Asian while it is only average to a White person.

5'11" is only average if you're a female.

 

[alkemyst]

5'11" is only average if you're a female.

wow. this guy believe height truly does change reality.

Maybe if you lifted you'd be able the handle the slightly thinner air a few inches above the rest of us.

 

[alkemyst]

Does it even matter at my height?

Depends if you want a child-sized coffin or not.

 

[Chaotic42]

I'd say it's more of a state of mind. The Air Force said I was 6'2" and I'm the shortest male in the family. If my knees weren't bent inward, I'd be about 6'4".

Just be confident and you'll always be the biggest guy in the room.

 

[schneiderguy]

wow. this guy believe height truly does change reality.

Maybe if you lifted you'd be able the handle the slightly thinner air a few inches above the rest of us.

Come at me bro ill fuck your shit up m8

 

[alkemyst]

I'd say it's more of a state of mind. The Air Force said I was 6'2" and I'm the shortest male in the family. If my knees weren't bent inward, I'd be about 6'4".

Just be confident and you'll always be the biggest guy in the room.

Tallest maybe...with ackward knees.

 

[alkemyst]

Come at me bro ill fuck your shit up m8

lol, seek help.

 

[Chaotic42]

Tallest maybe...with ackward knees.

Yeah, I asked the doctor about it last year and he said he'd have to break them and I'd be in braces like Forrest Gump for a year. Maybe if I meet a nice girl named Jenny I can look into the procedure.

Fortunately it's not bad enough that anyone notices even when I'm wearing shorts.

 

[alkemyst]

Yeah, I asked the doctor about it last year and he said he'd have to break them and I'd be in braces like Forrest Gump for a year. Maybe if I meet a nice girl named Jenny I can look into the procedure.

Fortunately it's not bad enough that anyone notices even when I'm wearing shorts.

That's the problem though. You basically deformed dudes think you are somehow awesome because you are 6'+

Everyone else looks at you like you are something out of a circus sideshow.

The best are those at 6'2" and about 130-140 lbs acting that 'abs' are a strength indicator.

 

[Chaotic42]

That's the problem though. You basically deformed dudes think you are somehow awesome because you are 6'+

Everyone else looks at you like you are something out of a circus sideshow.

The best are those at 6'2" and about 130-140 lbs acting that 'abs' are a strength indicator.

I haven't weighed 130 since I was 10 😛

I'm a big guy and I stand out. The last time I had a body fat analysis my lean body mass was either 179 or 189. If people think I'm a freak, no one has had the nerve to say it to my face. :ninja:

 

[T_Yamamoto]

5'11" is only average if you're a female.

Wrong. Its 5'6

 

[schneiderguy]

Wrong. Its 5'6

If you trust the government, sure, go ahead and believe that.

5'6" is basically midget status nowadays.

 

[alkemyst]

I haven't weighed 130 since I was 10 😛

I'm a big guy and I stand out. The last time I had a body fat analysis my lean body mass was either 179 or 189. If people think I'm a freak, no one has had the nerve to say it to my face. :ninja:

I am willing to bet most here above hardly have any muscle mass at all and would be next to the last pick even the most desperate of women choose.

Hell, one above has the retard gene even yet thinks him being 6'1" makes up for it.

I am about 169lbs lean last I checked. Back in my 20's before I crash dieted I was around 190-195lbs lean...when I lost 86lbs in 90days I lost about 25lbs of muscle I will probably never gain back.