So my wife is working tonight, so I'm home along with the 1 year old daughter. We're playing on the floor, and she is practicing standing up (she doesn't quite walk yet), using my prone form as a balance point when necessary. I'm keeping half an eye on the television, as some of the PGA Tour Championship is on.
All of a sudden, there is a horrific pain in my left nipple, as the kid has absolutely chomped down in the perfect spot to create maximum pain. I holler in pain, and she is so startled she takes a couple of steps backwards before falling and starting to cry.
I tell my wife this when she gets home, and she doesn't agree with me that our daughter took her first steps tonight, and to top it off, she can't stop laughing, and said incident was over two hours ago. It is starting to bruise up already.
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All of a sudden, there is a horrific pain in my left nipple, as the kid has absolutely chomped down in the perfect spot to create maximum pain. I holler in pain, and she is so startled she takes a couple of steps backwards before falling and starting to cry.
I tell my wife this when she gets home, and she doesn't agree with me that our daughter took her first steps tonight, and to top it off, she can't stop laughing, and said incident was over two hours ago. It is starting to bruise up already.
That's the action for this evening.
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