Senior member joke

[dennilfloss]

Two old drunks were drinking them up at a bar.

Bill says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."

"So," says John, "What's your point?"

"Well," says Bill, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

Know Your Rights (The Clash)

 

[konichiwa]

Sorry to take over your thread, denis, but that reminds me of an email I got a couple days ago:

Quit While You're Ahead

At age 4......success is.....not peeing in your pants.
At age 12.....success is.....having friends.
At age 15....success is.....having a driver's license.
At age 20....success is.....having sex.
At age 35....success is....having money.
At age 50....success is....having money.
At age 60....success is....having sex.
At age 70....success is....having a driver's license.
At age 75....success is....having friends.
At age 80....success is....not peeing in your pants

 

[hzl eyed grl]

LOL @ the both of yas.

 

[abracadabra1]

i guess life's nothing but a damn circle beginning and ending with pee in your pants...ewww

 

[Pretender]

If you come out of your mother when you're born, where do you go into when you die?

 

[konichiwa]

I once heard a comedian talk about how life should be backwards. Life starts with you dying, so at least you get that out of the way first. And then you're old and fraile and unable to care for yourself, and then you grow younger, and more active but also more stressed out. Then you become a teenager and are in the "glory" years. You then proceed to becoming a naive, innocent child in a blissful realm of ignorance and purity. Then life ends with a big orgasm.

 

[Mucman]

I love the pun of a thread title!