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[RavenSEAL]

...it's like buying land on the moon, it reminds me.

I want to be clear, that when the aliens get a hold of this chip, they're comin' for you first... (pre-abduction list)

Too bad they are gonna have to invent time travel before they can read the chip because of our retarded ass technology :awe:

 

[Bill Brasky]

Bill Brasky headed to Mars.

 

[Pardus]

 

[sdifox]

This is what is going to happen.


<Loud crashing sound>

Martian 1: WTF was that. Martian 2, investigate.

Martian 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Some asshat just threw a rock at our fuel supply. That's 30 year of fuel destroyed.

Martian 1: This means WAR! Do we know who thew this rock?

Martian 2: There is a chip here and instruction on how to read it. Hold please. Sir, I have the list of terrorists that threw that rock here. They are on the third rock from the sun.

Martian 1: Prepare the fleet! We shall anal probe everyone on that list.

 

[RavenSEAL]

This is what is going to happen.


<Loud crashing sound>

Martian 1: WTF was that. Martian 2, investigate.

Martian 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Some asshat just threw a rock at our fuel supply. That's 30 year of fuel destroyed.

Martian 1: This means WAR! Do we know who thew this rock?

Martian 2: There is a chip here and instruction on how to read it. Hold please. Sir, I have the list of terrorists that threw that rock here. They are on the third rock from the sun.

Martian 1: Prepare the fleet! We shall anal probe everyone on that list.

:thumbsdown:

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Whenever my bosses come up with some hare-brained idea to open something up to the public, I bring up responses/scenarios identical to 99% of the replies to this thread. They change their mind quickly.

It's really a shame that when a real opportunity to do something cool arises in America, the juvenilles take all the joy out of it. OMFG!!! An internetz gamez/???!!! I will repliiiizzz!!!!! "Mike Hunt here!" "Vee Jina speaking!!"

Seriously? That crap is fun in the hallways between classes. But the internet? This is the real world. Stay off my spaceship, kids.

This.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Very cool!

My family and I (in name at least) will probably outsurvive our species.

And that matters to anyone how exactly?

 

[JulesMaximus]

I signed up Anand Lal Shimpi...hope he's not angry with me.

 

[Kirby]

Mike Hunt is on his way!

 

[zinfamous]

Whenever my bosses come up with some hare-brained idea to open something up to the public, I bring up responses/scenarios identical to 99% of the replies to this thread. They change their mind quickly.

It's really a shame that when a real opportunity to do something cool arises in America, the juvenilles take all the joy out of it. OMFG!!! An internetz gamez/???!!! I will repliiiizzz!!!!! "Mike Hunt here!" "Vee Jina speaking!!"

Seriously? That crap is fun in the hallways between classes. But the internet? This is the real world. Stay off my spaceship, kids.

This.

Thank You
Heather's colored Boobs
for your participation.

Your Name is heading to Mars! Certificate #: N2M400918764

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Thank You
Heather's colored Boobs
for your participation.

Your Name is heading to Mars! Certificate #: N2M400918764

wut?

 

[gorcorps]

Whenever my bosses come up with some hare-brained idea to open something up to the public, I bring up responses/scenarios identical to 99% of the replies to this thread. They change their mind quickly.

It's really a shame that when a real opportunity to do something cool arises in America, the juvenilles take all the joy out of it. OMFG!!! An internetz gamez/???!!! I will repliiiizzz!!!!! "Mike Hunt here!" "Vee Jina speaking!!"

Seriously? That crap is fun in the hallways between classes. But the internet? This is the real world. Stay off my spaceship, kids.

Lots of kids dream of being astronauts when they're young. IMO the space program is more popular in that demographic than these "adults" you speak of.

Get off your high horse and have some fun once in a while.

 

[zinfamous]

wut?

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2114785

 

[zinfamous]

Lots of kids dream of being astronauts when they're young. IMO the space program is more popular in that demographic than these "adults" you speak of.

Get off your high horse and have some fun once in a while.

yeah, I honestly think this is also ridiculous, but I also see the reason for this type of internet backlash is to show to careless people that create these easy internet sign-ups and polls that such things are ripe for abuse.

abuse away, then maybe they learn?

the internet: serious biznizz

 

[Locut0s]

Thanks. Cool.

 

[gorcorps]

yeah, I honestly think this is also ridiculous, but I also see the reason for this type of internet backlash is to show to careless people that create these easy internet sign-ups and polls that such things are ripe for abuse.

abuse away, then maybe they learn?

the internet: serious biznizz

Right. I won't even begin to pretend I'm mature, I know I'm very much not, but part of it is typing random shit in just because it's that easy. I mean, there's no cookie control even so I can put in as many names as I want.

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Thank You
Heather's colored Boobs
for your participation.

Your Name is heading to Mars! Certificate #: N2M400918764

LOL! Haha Okay, that was funny. Mars can haz my b00bz nao kthx.

 

[Malak]

Try to guess which name on the list is mine!

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Right. I won't even begin to pretend I'm mature, I know I'm very much not, but part of it is typing random shit in just because it's that easy. I mean, there's no cookie control even so I can put in as many names as I want.

well then, why doesn't someone write a script that will fill the damn chip up?

then nasa might say "hey, maybe we should stop doing this. we've already spammed our own address, physical characteristics and such, and now we're reduced to lame names and text messages. time to stop acting like small children with unsupervised internet access."

but they will probably just add a second chip for millions of dollars.