Self defense question

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Throat Chop

Slap Chop

 

[kalrith]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
The best advice for the OP is to knee to the groin and then run as fast as she can.

fixed.

 

[imported_inspire]

Knee to the groin or a hard stomp on the instep of their foot - the left one if you can manage it.

 

[edro]

Kick to the groin.
Once they fall to the ground, kick to the head.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Throat Chop

Slap Chop

You're gonna like my nuts

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Just slap him with your fucking purse Nancy...then wet your pants (if you haven't already) and run home to mommy.

BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

WTF does an ice cream parlor have to do with nancy getting his ass beat?








Oh wait...you said stone cold, not cold stone...

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: JLee
Your about to a what?

a coca-cola bottle

 

[meltdown75]

Say your about to a young ghetto-born teenager.

i'd say just speak some of your funky english to him and watch his head explode.

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Throat Chop

Slap Chop

Rap Chop

 

[NGC_604]

Originally posted by: Duddy
Say your about to a young ghetto-born teenager. The first thing they do is get directly in your face. Why? No clue.

Question is, how would one take advantage of that position. I understand your too close to throw a punch properly. And your close enough to head butt.

My thinking before, was to wait until they inevitably go to take off their shirt. Then strike.


I'm only asking this because it's one of those things I never knew. And it might be handy one day.

Depends on the punch. Assuming you are good at shifting your weight, I would slam a punch into his body (preferably the liver). The overwhelming majority of people will drop from that alone, especially punk ass teenagers.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
I"m sorry, what did you say? I didn't get it.

When Arcadio asks for clarification on what you wrote, you know you've fucked up.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: energydan

Originally posted by: Duddy
Say your about to a young ghetto-born teenager. The first thing they do is get directly in your face. Why? No clue.

Question is, how would one take advantage of that position. I understand your too close to throw a punch properly. And your close enough to head butt.

My thinking before, was to wait until they inevitably go to take off their shirt. Then strike.


I'm only asking this because it's one of those things I never knew. And it might be handy one day.

Depends on the punch. Assuming you are good at shifting your weight, I would slam a punch into his body (preferably the liver). The overwhelming majority of people will drop from that alone, especially punk ass teenagers.

internet tough guy :heart:

 

[thegimp03]

Knee to the groin then uppercut to the jaw as they keel over.

 

[HybridSquirrel]

9mm to the knee cap

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: energydan

Originally posted by: Duddy
Say your about to a young ghetto-born teenager. The first thing they do is get directly in your face. Why? No clue.

Question is, how would one take advantage of that position. I understand your too close to throw a punch properly. And your close enough to head butt.

My thinking before, was to wait until they inevitably go to take off their shirt. Then strike.


I'm only asking this because it's one of those things I never knew. And it might be handy one day.

Depends on the punch. Assuming you are good at shifting your weight, I would slam a punch into his body (preferably the liver). The overwhelming majority of people will drop from that alone, especially punk ass teenagers.

internet tough guy :heart:

His advice isn't terrible. If you're looking to drop a vulnerable opponent, a solid body punch can be as effective, if not more so, than anything to the face.

 

[NGC_604]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: energydan

Originally posted by: Duddy
Say your about to a young ghetto-born teenager. The first thing they do is get directly in your face. Why? No clue.

Question is, how would one take advantage of that position. I understand your too close to throw a punch properly. And your close enough to head butt.

My thinking before, was to wait until they inevitably go to take off their shirt. Then strike.


I'm only asking this because it's one of those things I never knew. And it might be handy one day.

Depends on the punch. Assuming you are good at shifting your weight, I would slam a punch into his body (preferably the liver). The overwhelming majority of people will drop from that alone, especially punk ass teenagers.

internet tough guy :heart:

I'm just saying if you HAD to fight and were in that situation, that's one of the better punches to throw. I don't know many people, outside of well trained fighters, who can take a punch to the liver and handle it well.

Personally if it was me, I wouldn't even fight. Or more likely, I wouldn't even be in this situation in the first place.

 

[drum]

I'd like to buy a verb for your first sentence.

 

[Spineshank]

Originally posted by: Duddy
Say your about to a young ghetto-born teenager. The first thing they do is get directly in your face. Why? No clue.

Question is, how would one take advantage of that position. I understand your too close to throw a punch properly. And your close enough to head butt.

My thinking before, was to wait until they inevitably go to take off their shirt. Then strike.


I'm only asking this because it's one of those things I never knew. And it might be handy one day.

How is that self defense?

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: apac

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: energydan

Originally posted by: Duddy
Say your about to a young ghetto-born teenager. The first thing they do is get directly in your face. Why? No clue.

Question is, how would one take advantage of that position. I understand your too close to throw a punch properly. And your close enough to head butt.

My thinking before, was to wait until they inevitably go to take off their shirt. Then strike.


I'm only asking this because it's one of those things I never knew. And it might be handy one day.

Depends on the punch. Assuming you are good at shifting your weight, I would slam a punch into his body (preferably the liver). The overwhelming majority of people will drop from that alone, especially punk ass teenagers.

internet tough guy :heart:

His advice isn't terrible. If you're looking to drop a vulnerable opponent, a solid body punch can be as effective, if not more so, than anything to the face.

Maybe, but the balls are easier and more effective IMO. In the OP's situation I'd just hit the balls, knee him/drag him around a couple of times, elbow to the back of the head, sit on him, draw my knife (a 3" spring-assisted folder) and hold him till the cops arrived. Or at least that's how it would hopefully go.

More likely case is that there will be at least 2 ghetto douchebags involved, in which case the best option would be to draw my knife to give them a little pause and run. Even more likely is that I'd never be in said situation in the first place.

 

[BurnItDwn]

If you're bigger/stronger than them, I imagine putting them in a choke hold would work.

Otherwise, if you're the speedy type, run like hell....

Or, worst case scenario, you are in crap shape, and they look stronger than you, if you really fear for you life, kick them right square in the nuts, and then run like hell

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Just slap him with your fucking purse Nancy...then wet your pants (if you haven't already) and run home to mommy.

Thanks, now i have to clean my keyboard and the desk where I spit my tea all over the place. That 's fukin' funnay!

 

[hiromizu]

Quickly get into a perfect horseback stance, then make sure that he swings over his head to your head. Capture his downward swinging arm with a well placed X block then *gain wrist control* and put a Glock in his face. Maintain wrist control and keep that Glock in his face and you can do anything you want to him.