selena gomez

Anubis

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man i thought this was gonna be about 1 of 2 things

her being pregnant

or

some crazed biber fan killing her

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AMDZen

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she's young, perky, and cute. that's why.

This.

Seems fairly obvious.

"Hot" isn't the right word to describe her, she probably will be though, some day. Nor do I think theres too many people saying she's "hot" that isn't her age.
 

preslove

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One perk of not having cable is not ever accidentally landing on the disney channel. I only have the slightest clue as to who this gomez girl is, and that's how I like it.
 

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One perk of not having cable is not ever accidentally landing on the disney channel. I only have the slightest clue as to who this gomez girl is, and that's how I like it.

What about Justin Bieber? My life might be better if I didn't know who he was either, but unfortunately its completely unavoidable unless you want to live the life of a cave troll.

I had heard the girls name, but didn't really know that much about her or who she was until they started dating. Then I read about how she gets death threats from all the pathetic Bieber followers.
 

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I've not heard of her before but after some googling:

selena-gomez-2jtt6v9.jpg


She seems pretty to me, I don't know why Pedo Bear is, she's 18.
 

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What about Justin Bieber? My life might be better if I didn't know who he was either, but unfortunately its completely unavoidable unless you want to live the life of a cave troll.

I had heard the girls name, but didn't really know that much about her or who she was until they started dating. Then I read about how she gets death threats from all the pathetic Bieber followers.

I've been exposed to him a lot more, but I think significantly less so because of my lack of cable :).


I've not heard of her before but after some googling:

selena-gomez-2jtt6v9.jpg


She seems pretty to me, I don't know why Pedo Bear is, she's 18.

Is that what she look like now? She looks really young. Like, really unsexy young.
 

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One perk of not having cable is not ever accidentally landing on the disney channel. I only have the slightest clue as to who this gomez girl is, and that's how I like it.

i have cable and have never accidentlty landed on it. havent intentionally either

and yes shes 18 and looks like a 10 year old
 

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i have cable and have never accidentlty landed on it. havent intentionally either

and yes shes 18 and looks like a 10 year old

Which is a plus, because when she's 30 she'll look 18 and when she's 45 she'll look 30.

If only most women would age that well. Instead most look like they're 60 when they are 45
 

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shes hot the same way biebers hot, to little girls i guess.

Hot is not the right word. She is cute as hell, kind of like my dog. When she is 25 maybe 30, I think she could turn into a knockout. She just seems to mature (body wise) and even age (face wise) very slowly. Which as I said, might be an advantage later on.
 

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Which is a plus, because when she's 30 she'll look 18 and when she's 45 she'll look 30.

If only most women would age that well. Instead most look like they're 60 when they are 45

Naw, she'll age pretty quickly after a couple kilos of coke over a couple years. She's a disney girl, after all.
 

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She seems pretty to me, I don't know why Pedo Bear is, she's 18.

Yeah I'd stick it in her butt too.

I don't know why Pedo Bear is, either. I mean, really, why is Pedo Bear? Surely one of the great mysteries of life.
 

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Yeah I'd stick it in her butt too.

I don't know why Pedo Bear is, either. I mean, really, why is Pedo Bear? Surely one of the great mysteries of life.

So true, but then who can ultimately say what is and what is not?