Seinfeld Episodes/Quotes

[MegaloManiaK]

Anyone else grow up watching seinfeld? Whats your favorite episode/quote?

 

[blackdogdeek]

"the bet"

 

[CraigRT]

That show is freaking hilarious... I love it..

I don't have a favorite episode as far as I know though..

 

[Ynog]

One of my favorite scenes is when Kramer describes the story of getting the pinky toe (Cut off by the street sweepr) after
Jerry hazyed Kramers girlfriend at work, to the hospital

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
"the bet"

Actually it's called "the contest"

"I am never doing that again"

 

[Buttzilla]

"assman"

 

[heartsurgeon]

"just do the opposite"

 

[jagr10]

"not that there's anything wrong with it" (refers to being gay)

 

[Reliant]

"Serenity now! Serenity now!"

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
"the bet"

Actually it's called "the contest"

"I am never doing that again"

The Contest was the best. The fact that Elaine didn't win was brilliant comedy.

 

[Maverick]

Man too many good quotes to list them all.

 

[GaryShandling]

"NOBODY TELLS FRANK CASTANZA WHAT TO DO, NOBODY!!"

Hilarious. Go here for wav qoutes. Seinfeld stuffz

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Ynog
One of my favorite scenes is when Kramer describes the story of getting the pinky toe (Cut off by the street sweepr) after
Jerry hazyed Kramers girlfriend at work, to the hospital

hahah.. "YOU KEPT MAKING ALL THE STOPS??!!"

 

[chin311]

Originally posted by: jagr10
"not that there's anything wrong with it" (refers to being gay)

ahh yes, one of my fav. episodes

 

[GaryShandling]

Any qoutes with frank castanza is damn hilarious, when he shouts it fvcking funny.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: PipBoy

Originally posted by: Ynog
One of my favorite scenes is when Kramer describes the story of getting the pinky toe (Cut off by the street sweepr) after
Jerry hazyed Kramers girlfriend at work, to the hospital

hahah.. "YOU KEPT MAKING ALL THE STOPS??!!"

"WELL PEOPLE KEPT RINGING THE BELL!!"

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: PipBoy

Originally posted by: Ynog
One of my favorite scenes is when Kramer describes the story of getting the pinky toe (Cut off by the street sweepr) after
Jerry hazyed Kramers girlfriend at work, to the hospital

hahah.. "YOU KEPT MAKING ALL THE STOPS??!!"

"THEY KEPT RINGING THE BELL!!"

 

[jaydee]

just do the opposite

"Hello, my name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents."

 

[Yossarian]

It's all good but for me the most hilarious one was where George, pretending to be a marine biologist, saved the whale by plucking Kramer's golf ball from its blow hole. I thought I was gonna have an aneurism I was laughing so hard.

 

[blackdogdeek]

"i think it moved"

this one i can't remember exactly(in the diner; george and jerry):

george: "i have a great sense for human suffering"
jerry: "really? are you sensing anything now?"

 

[MaxDSP]

"The Contest"


"I'm Out"

 

[TekChik]

I also love the Kenny Roger's Roaster's episode, where Jerry switches apartments with Kramer because of the red neon sign.

There's a part in there at the end where Jerry catches Newman over at Kenny Roger's buying chicken and he's got some broccoli and Jerry knows he's not buying the chicken only for himself, but also for Kramer, who's supposed to be boycotting the place because of the sign, so Jerry says "if it's for you, then you won't mind eating some broccoli." Newman says "gladly" and puts some in his mouth and starts chewing. Then he spits it out violently, shouting "VILE WEED!", at which point he knows he's been caught.

 

[MegaloManiaK]

I remember that, didn't he ask for mustard or something to wash the taste down?

 

[conjur]

Take your pick!

 

[Kntx]

The one where Jerry likes that native american girl and he finnally gets her to go out with him and Kramer comes by hanging out the window of the cab.... "hey Jerry!!! Look what I got!!! Woo!!! Woo!!! Woo!!! Woo!!! Woo!!! Woo!!! Woo!!! Woo!!! Woo!!!"


Comedy at it's finest!