Natalie Portman makes me feel stupid. A lotta people do this, but never celebrities. After the premiere of the Professional, Natalie was already crackin good jokes with David Letterman. She even made HIM feel stupid.
I saw her on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart last year, and wow...even more intelligent now, and extremely beautiful. She kinda has that cynical personality, but who cares when she's beautiful, and can score a 1400+ on her SATs?! That's beauty.
Katie Holmes? Bah! Lacey Chababla....BAH! JLH! BAH! Intelligence, is mated with a body worthy of pin up girl status. OH ONE TO TOUCH THE HEINIE!
However, back to her cynicism...I think its a tad excessive come to think of it. She's a snot

At least Britney Spears is too stupid to be a snot. Christina Aguilera...BAH!
Loveless in Colorado,
Paul