See, not everyone thinks I'm an asshole.

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Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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I wish you well of her. It sounds like you are long overdue for some happiness.
 
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Ness

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Originally posted by: kalster
Originally posted by: notfred
This is the text message that was waiting on my phone when I woke up this morning:

I think you must be the sweetest most thoughtful man in the world and I miss you already <3
Bri
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:heart::)
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Bri as in Brian? :p
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Yes. I admit. I sent the message.
 
EvilYoda

EvilYoda

Lifer
Apr 1, 2001
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So you guys ARE quasi-back together? Or are you just back together?

Either way, congrats :)
 
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VTEC01EX

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Be proud of being an asshole - it works for Denis Leary. And where IS the picture of your Mustang?
 
AgaBoogaBoo

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
Feb 16, 2003
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Well, hope it works out for you. I don't think you're an asshole at all, you just post your opinion and more times than you're wrong, you're right.
 
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Ronstang

Lifer
Jul 8, 2000
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You know Tyler....most people consider anyone who speaks the truth and looks at things from a realistic point of view an asshole, so I don't think you are an asshole.
 
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boyRacer

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Oct 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Ronstang
You know Tyler....most people consider anyone who speaks the truth and looks at things from a realistic point of view an asshole, so I don't think you are an asshole.
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true. so that means you're an asshole too. ;) :p :D
 
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Aquaman

Lifer
Dec 17, 1999
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Originally posted by: bR
Originally posted by: Ronstang
You know Tyler....most people consider anyone who speaks the truth and looks at things from a realistic point of view an asshole, so I don't think you are an asshole.
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true. so that means you're an asshole too. ;) :p :D
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bR :Q

So your the mystery caller :Q ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
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boyRacer

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: bR
Originally posted by: Ronstang
You know Tyler....most people consider anyone who speaks the truth and looks at things from a realistic point of view an asshole, so I don't think you are an asshole.
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true. so that means you're an asshole too. ;) :p :D
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bR :Q

So your the mystery caller :Q ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
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;) :brokenheart: :lips:
 
KLin

KLin

Lifer
Feb 29, 2000
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Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seats,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces,
While handicaped People, make handicaped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fvcking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear fvcking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Desimeties,
And Lee Marvinhaugh
And Sam Beckinforth,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!
 
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