See? An LotR quotes construct.

BraydenBradley

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Just a little something I whipped up. D:
*~*~*~*~*~*
What will I see?
You've seen it before.
We've seen it before.
Can you not see?
Look at me! What did you see?
I see in your eyes
a great Eye
two eyes
I can see it in their eyes.
...far as the eye can see.
Quick! They will see us! They will see us!
I want to see mountains again...
Most have seen too many winters.
What do your elf eyes see?
We're going to see the Elves!
What can you see? Can you see anything?
I have seen it.
You see much. Too much.
But I cannot see it...
Even the very wise cannot see all ends.
Have you ever seen it...
I see it day by day.
Don't you see that it is madness?
I see your mind!
Forgive me, I did not see.
You have the gift of foresight. What did you see?
Tell me whatcha see!
I saw death.
you saw there was a child,
I see a lost little boy...
you saw my son.
So do all who live to see such times.
You have foreseen it.
Foreseen and done nothing!
You don't see it, do you?
I have seen more than you know.
But we'll see each other soon?
There's an eye-opener and no mistake.
*~*~*~*~*~*
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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It does not do to leave a live gothamhunter out of your calculations, if you live near him.
 

BraydenBradley

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In seriousness though, this threat of banishment is assuredly an hollow and hilarious hazing? (If not please let me know and I will remove my quotes-construct posthaste! D: I only thought others may perhaps derive some small enjoyment from this inexplicable product of my boredom. Terribly sorry.)
 
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gothamhunter

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In seriousness though, this threat of banishment is assuredly an hollow and hilarious hazing? (If not please let me know and I will remove my quotes-construct posthaste! D: I only thought others may perhaps derive some small enjoyment from this inexplicable product of my boredom. Terribly sorry.)

Nah I'm just messing. Feel free to fill us with lovely LOTR pomes.
 

Scotteq

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In seriousness though, this threat of banishment is assuredly an hollow and hilarious hazing? (If not please let me know and I will remove my quotes-construct posthaste! D: I only thought others may perhaps derive some small enjoyment from this inexplicable product of my boredom. Terribly sorry.)

Yew shore got some Purdy lips

/banjo
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing and a hoarde of orcs."
 

BraydenBradley

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Nov 19, 2013
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Nah I'm just messing. Feel free to fill us with lovely LOTR pomes.

Whew, thank goodness. Thank you very kindly, at your encouragement I believe I shall! This one took me an few days to get just right after the initial theme occurred to me, though, so I would caution against expecting anything in the very near future. Luckily, IronWing seems to have the situation well in hand at present, with his bold re-imagining of Burke and Tolkein quotes into contemporary relevance.

Scotteq said:
Yew shore got some Purdy lips

/banjo

Thank you! D: Please in the future do not let their purported Purdiness distract you from dialoguing about the creative work (such as it is) on display in the original post. But thank you!
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Yew shore got some Purdy lips

/banjo

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BraydenBradley

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I am working on a proper follow-up, which should be completed...someday! D: In the interim, here's a little something I dashed off this afternoon.
*~*~*~*~*~*
To the mountain of fire.
There are those who dwell in the mountain.
Craftsmen of the mountain halls.
They flee to the mountains when they should stand and fight.
They hide in their mountains seeking riches.
They have passed like rain on the mountains.
They grow nervous in the shadow of the mountain.
That mountain is evil.
It is a dangerous road to take through the mountains.
Vanishing into the darkness of the mountain.
He's trying to bring down the mountain.
We cannot pass over the mountain.
The door under the mountain.
We must get off the mountain!
I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
Smoke rises once more from the mountain of doom.
I want to see mountains again.
*~*~*~*~*~*
 
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BraydenBradley

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Nov 19, 2013
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One more for the road.
*~*~*~*~*~*
One Ring to rule them all
No, no. The big one!
One Ring to bring them all
That one counts as mine!
We've had one yes, but
that still only counts as one!
I come on behalf of one whom I love.
One that is cursed...
One who will have your alliegance.
One they say no living man can kill.
Yes, that's one of my favorite stories.
You left out one of the chief characters.
He's one of them Rangers.
I'm getting one!
You have only one choice.
We now have but one choice.
One of you must do this.
The ones that really mattered.
If I take one more step,
one by one falling into darkness,
then I shall die as one of them!
And I suppose you think you're the one to do it?
If you do not find a way, no one will.
I think at last we understand one another.
You have to be one and whole for many years.
There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys,
only one who can bend it to his will,
the one place it could be destroyed.
One by one, it will destroy them all.
What say we open one, eh?
Fat one cannot know.
They took the little ones.
Oh...pity. I should like to have held it again, one last time.
I should very much like to hold it again, one last time.
I just want to look at it. Just one more time.
I wish I could have seen him, one last time.
No one at home will believe this...
*~*~*~*~*~*
 

CZroe

Lifer
Jun 24, 2001
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i lold at some of these though :awe:

Just a little something I whipped up. D:
*~*~*~*~*~*
What will I see?
You've seen it before.
We've seen it before.
Can you not see?
Look at me! What did you see?
I see in your eyes
a great Eye
two eyes
I can see it in their eyes.
...far as the eye can see.
Quick! They will see us! They will see us!
I want to see mountains again...
Most have seen too many winters.
What do your elf eyes see?
We're going to see the Elves!
What can you see? Can you see anything?
I have seen it.
You see much. Too much.
But I cannot see it...
Even the very wise cannot see all ends.
Have you ever seen it...
I see it day by day.
Don't you see that it is madness?
I see your mind!
Forgive me, I did not see.
You have the gift of foresight. What did you see?
Tell me whatcha see!
I saw death.
you saw there was a child,
I see a lost little boy...
you saw my son.
So do all who live to see such times.
You have foreseen it.
Foreseen and done nothing!
You don't see it, do you?
I have seen more than you know.
But we'll see each other soon?
There's an eye-opener and no mistake.
*~*~*~*~*~*

"See" is to "look..."
 

ImpulsE69

Lifer
Jan 8, 2010
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"Birds? That can fly us there? With wings and things? Why didn't you mention that 6 hours ago Gandolf you nitwit!?" -- Frodo