Some fvcktards stole the spare tire off the Vandura, scratched the paint on the Buick and put a few more dents in the Turbovan. The Police Intercepter badge on the Vandura was also pried off (And left laying on the ground, broken in half). I suspect they also tried to do somthing to the Sierra, but found it's steel shell did more damage to their tools than they did to it.
The reverse threaded lugs holding the tire to the mount are also gone - but the metal from where they were stripped out is still there.
Normally this would have been answered with a hail of 12 gauge, .45 and 30-06 shots until someone's car was inoperable (Do you have redneck insurance, buddy?) and each and every suspect was face down on the lawn with their hands duct taped to their butts, but I was quite literally sleeping on job. Yes - I was taking a nap, and my idiot brother wasn't paying attention to the outside world.
Finished the police report a few minutes ago - dents and paint scrapes are one thing - a truck tire and $300 rim are quite another, not to mention that the cops know that we're tresspassing nazis and likely to kill somebody if they come back.
I'm out for the blood of some illiterate freak (How do I know they're illiterate? They obviously can't read the big red signs saying "TRESSPASSERS WILL BE FIRED UPON") with a 20" tire that he probably can't use. The reward for his capture is that you get to hold him down while I break his kneecaps with a crowbar and remove his testicles with dull wirecutters.
The reverse threaded lugs holding the tire to the mount are also gone - but the metal from where they were stripped out is still there.
Normally this would have been answered with a hail of 12 gauge, .45 and 30-06 shots until someone's car was inoperable (Do you have redneck insurance, buddy?) and each and every suspect was face down on the lawn with their hands duct taped to their butts, but I was quite literally sleeping on job. Yes - I was taking a nap, and my idiot brother wasn't paying attention to the outside world.
Finished the police report a few minutes ago - dents and paint scrapes are one thing - a truck tire and $300 rim are quite another, not to mention that the cops know that we're tresspassing nazis and likely to kill somebody if they come back.
I'm out for the blood of some illiterate freak (How do I know they're illiterate? They obviously can't read the big red signs saying "TRESSPASSERS WILL BE FIRED UPON") with a 20" tire that he probably can't use. The reward for his capture is that you get to hold him down while I break his kneecaps with a crowbar and remove his testicles with dull wirecutters.
