Secure your wang!

[Demon-Xanth]

King Missile, be on alert!

 

[moshquerade]

invasion of the penis snatchers!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Now this is just crossing the line. Is nothing holy any more? :|

 

[Fritzo]

This is why I always turn people down when they ask if I want to go to the Congo. I mean come on...the bugs are terrible, the humidity is awful, the accommodations are poor, people try to steal your penis while you sleep...

 

[nakedfrog]

You can take my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hand! :|

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You can take my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hand! :|

:laugh:

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You can take my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hand! :|

....because that's where you can normally find it.

 

[BoomerD]

In other news, Enzyte's Smilin Bob has entered the Congoleze market advertising a cure for the curse.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You can take my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hand! :|

I like giving myself "the stranger" too.

 

[venkman]

*scratches Congo off list of countries to visit*

I can handle wars or genocide, but someone pick pocketing my pecker is where I draw the line. :|

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You can take my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hand! :|

I like giving myself "the stranger" too.

wth???

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You can take my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hand! :|

I like giving myself "the stranger" too.

wth???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyrD4yDCo9s

 

[RESmonkey]

LOL RELIGION

 

[phoenix79]

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

Anyone else find this line amusing?

 

[ScottyB]

Human horn is a well known aphrodisiac.

 

[darkxshade]

wow... just wow

 

[Shawn]

Sounds like the villagers are just trying to find someone to blame for their small penises.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: ScottyB
Human horn is a well known aphrodisiac.

Remove the LOWER HORN!

 

[mitchel]

This is so funny, yet so sad.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You can take my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hand! :|

....because that's where you can normally find it.

:laugh:

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You can take my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hand! :|

I like giving myself "the stranger" too.

wth???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyrD4yDCo9s

Oh snap! Hahahahahaha, one of the best Scrub clips I've ever seen!

 

[dennilfloss]

I thought this was gonna be about people stealing Wang computers.

 

[LukeMan]

It's on MSNBC now, Link