Secret of longevity (joke)

[AnyMal]

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Conclusion: Eat &drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I missed the funny-ha-ha.

 

[IcemanJer]

Hehehehehehe, that's funny

 

[dfi]

You made this joke up all by yourself, didn't you?

dfi

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: dfi
You made this joke up all by yourself, didn't you?

dfi

hehehe pretty decent if u did hehehe


a good smile type of joke...

 

[Corporate Thug]

not bad

 

[Xionide]

meh

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

heh that earned a chuckle.

 

[metalmania]

pretty funny.

 

[Deadtrees]

Something must be wrong with me...

 

[tk149]

 

[chin311]

Originally posted by: Deadtrees
Something must be wrong with me...

phew, i thought it was just me

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: AnyMal
Secret of longevity

Masturbation. Lots of masturbation.

 

[NogginBoink]

What crap.

We all know that the secret of longevity is the Alex Chiu Eternal Life Ring.

 

[thenerdguy]

it was ok

 

[Snapster]

Heard it before, still not overly funny.