Search for the funniest Joke in the World

MaxDSP

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<< However the experiment has its limits: all jokes will be censored, and no rude or offensive ones will be displayed on the site. >>




Kinda narrows the list down to like 23 jokes, doesn't it? :)
 

Looney

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That reminds me, anybody know what the longest joke in the world is? It was once told to me YEARS ago, and is like a 10-15 min joke... VERY long. Drove me nuts once i heard the punchline though (because it's SO stupid). I spent like an hour trying to do a search for it on the web, but couldn't find it... i vaguely recollect it as a story of a boy going throughout his day (begins at home, then at school, then back home, playground, etc).



 

juiio

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I've got two jokes that I can make take 20-30 minutes each. The payoff isn't worth it to them but boy is it funny to me when they get mad at how it wasn't worth it.
 

Looney

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What's the gist of the jokes (don't give the punchline)? You know a link to them?
 
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i think hitler used it in wwii. was used to kill off allied soldiers

"my dog has no nose"
"how does he smell?"
"awful!"

har har! :D
 
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A blonde runs into a hospital with a bandage wrapped around her hand. She comes up to a nurse and begins to take of the bandage. The nurse looks down and sees a big hole in the blondes hand.

She says, "Oh my God, what happened?!"

The blonde says, looking timidly, "Well, things haven't been going very well for me lately, and I tried to commit suicide. I had a gun and pointed it to my chest. I realized I just put on this new dress and I didn't want it to get bloody and look bad when the medics came to my house. So I then pointed it straight up at my head just under my chin. I just put on a fresh coat of lipstick and make-up and didn't want to get it all messed up. I then put the gun up to the side of my head at my right ear. I thought about it for a second and realized that the gun shot was going to be really loud so I took my other hand and covered my left ear before I pulled the trigger."

:D
 

Cheesemoo

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hey Moralpanic ill try to post one on my web site later today. dont have time now. Physics and calculus test tomorrow morning. ill post a link when i am finished with it.
 

juiio

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<< What's the gist of the jokes (don't give the punchline)? You know a link to them? >>



One is about a boy whose only wish in life was to see the clowns. The other is about a guy whose life is ruined by a two-word phrase that he overhears.