Sean Connery's career pre-Bond must have been pretty crappy

[MisterCornell]

Someone could start a rumor that Sean Connery used to do gay porn based on that picture.

 

[Looney]

LOL i remember that movie!

 

[SagaLore]

http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/moviesi/zardoz1.mpg

I need to see this movie!

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Megatomic
Yeah, I watched it dozens of times with my kids. They love to watch the leprachauns dance.

and you will wonder why your kids will turn gay..

 

[Mookow]

In this movie, instead of saying the line with a sneer, as in Celebrity Jeopardy, Connery would probably be saying this line with hope in his voice: "Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?"

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Megatomic
Yeah, I watched it dozens of times with my kids. They love to watch the leprachauns dance.

and you will wonder why your kids will turn gay..

No way. My boys are both VERY much into young ladies and I am constantly on my daughter's shlt list for not liking her choice in "boyfriends".

I can't believe how early this junk starts these days.

 

[Brutuskend]

Thomas (Sean) Connery was born in Edinburgh, Scotland, in 1930, as the son of a truck driver whose ancestors had come from Ireland. In the street in which the Connery's lived, there was no hot water. At the age of nine, Sean began to deliver milk before he went to school. In 1944, Sean quit school in order to work in a dairy on a regular basis. In an interview in 1999, he said about his experiences with women as a milkman that shortly after the war, when men were still away from home, it had been very interesting. In 1946, he enrolled himself in the Navy for twelve years because he wanted to see the world. But he was only on duty in huts in Portsmouth. After three years of service, he was discharged with a stomach ulcer and received a small pension.

For some time, he drove horse carriages. Considered an invalid veteran, he got the right to go on a training program. He wanted to become a furniture polisher. For 18 months, he worked in this job, but besides this, he began to exercise as a body builder and a weight lifter. In 1950, on the advice of a friend, he inscribed in the Dunedin Amateur Weight Lifting Club. At the Edinburgh School of Art in Lauriston he posed as a model. He also tried to start a career as a sportsman. He worked as a cement mixer and a bricklayer on building sites and as bouncer in a club. Connery spent the summer as a swimming pool attendant and life-saver at the Scottish Portobello. At the age of twenty, he became a football (soccer) professional. Unfortunately, at that time, there was not much money to make and, therefore, he also had a small job at the printing house of the Edinburgh Evening News where, on a daily basis, he melted lead and produced printing plates. During this period, he continued to train his body. In 1953, he participated in the Mr. Universe Competition at the London Scala Theatre where he made it to third place in the tall men's class, the category for men over 1,80 m (Connery measures 1,89 m).

I think that was his bricklayers get up...

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: J Heartless Slick
That is from the movie Zardoz. He made it after his first Bond film.

It is worth watching.

I was gonna say. He's not THAT young in the pic.

 

[thomsbrain]

haha. that is clearly post-bond though.

i saw a promo shot of him pre-bond. he was major stud material. i'm a straight male and even i got a little wet.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
haha. that is clearly post-bond though.

i saw a promo shot of him pre-bond. he was major stud material. i'm a straight male and even i got a little wet.

So you are saying he went downhill to play Bond?

 

[jst0ney]

IMDB info

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Megatomic

Originally posted by: anxi80
you dont even know what i had to grow through to erase goatse and tubgirl. years later and im still getting doctor bills!

g0atse and tvbgirl aren't all that bad. lem0nparty bothered me more. As a matter of fact, when I was an admin at ADF all three were a staple of the immature members for flaming or mocking other members. It got to be "meh" after a while. I am now desensitized.

ass, i googled "lem0nparty" and i really hate you right now.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: anxi80
im scared to click... is it the pic of him in that red outfit on a beach somewhere (from the aforementioned movie zardoz)? if it is... then yes, horrible, horrible picture.

LOL thats some far out outfit for sure!!!

i want to see that movie,it must be funny as hellll

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Aharami
that made me laugh out loud

 

[BW86]

....wow lol

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Zardoz rules.

We don't need wheat, we eat meet!!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: GrumpyMan
The name is Bond, Flames Bond.

::clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap::

Nice job!

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: Megatomic

Originally posted by: anxi80
you dont even know what i had to grow through to erase goatse and tubgirl. years later and im still getting doctor bills!

g0atse and tvbgirl aren't all that bad. lem0nparty bothered me more. As a matter of fact, when I was an admin at ADF all three were a staple of the immature members for flaming or mocking other members. It got to be "meh" after a while. I am now desensitized.

ass, i googled "lem0nparty" and i really hate you right now.

LMFAO!!!!! :thumbsup:

 

[anxi80]

^ lol. another victim!! :beer:

 

[Megatomic]

And he did it to himself.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: anxi80
^ lol. another victim!! :beer:

You just love the lemonparty, dont you?

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: anxi80
^ lol. another victim!! :beer:

You just love the lemonparty, dont you?

Can anyone give a non-graphic description of what that is so I dont have to Google it and be scared for life?

 

[OutHouse]

google it. I just saw my therapist for the trauma i endured yesterday. im sure you will handle it better than me.

 

[xEDIT409]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: anxi80
^ lol. another victim!! :beer:

You just love the lemonparty, dont you?

Can anyone give a non-graphic description of what that is so I dont have to Google it and be scared for life?

I'm immune to goatse and tubgirl. But I never heard of lemonparty.

I'm scared.

Just when I thought the internet was safe agian....


dammit.

So yeah, how about a visual explination please!!!


EDIT[/b}
nvm, lemonparty isnt that bad. for me, its probably tubgirl>goatse>lemonparty

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: anxi80
^ lol. another victim!! :beer:

You just love the lemonparty, dont you?

like a car accident, just have to look.

no, wait a second. what the hell am i talking about? uhm... someone installed a backdoor trojan on my system, automatically goes to the site. uhm yeah... thats it!