Sealab 2021

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Originally posted by: palswim

Originally posted by: Gunbuster
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Episode 23 - Vacation

My favorite Sealab episode! Watch a few warm-up episodes to get back into the Sealab spirit, though.

Edit: Incorrect episode number

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[SonicIce]

the one where he gets trapped under the vending machine

 

[sash1]

stimutacs
murphy murph and the feng shui bunch
let them eat corn
ASHDTV
hail, squishface
der dieb (MARTIAN LAW!!!!!)
bizzzzzzzaaaarrrrroooooooo

really, though, they're all good. tho those are some of my favorites

 

[mcmilljb]

3rd best episode - Happy Cake

Marco: Calm down, I'll see what I can do about finding your little toy.
Captain Murphy: It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it.
Marco: Just try to calm down, go have some pudding.
Captain Murphy: Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help.

2nd best episode - Craptastic Voyage

Derek 'Stormy' Waters: I am Stormy, SMOKER OF BITCHES!

Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Smoke that bitch!

the best episode - The Feast of Alvis!

Sparks: How can you worship that guy? He killed a man!
Captain Murphy: Hey, only for revenge. "Vengeance is mine," quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freaking face!

Captain Murphy: Oh Alvis! We were gonna have a festival for you, with ham and pomp!
Alvis: Believer, you have forgotten the true meaning of Alvis Day. Neither is it ham, nor pomp. Nay, the true meaning of Alvis day is drinking. Drinking and revenge.
Alvis: Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.

Captain Murphy: Alvis was the holiest man ever to slap iron! He killed for your sins!

Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Most religions think Alvis' love of liquor and guns and revenge was...
Debbie DuPree: Creepy.
Captain Murphy: Well, maybe most religions can hash it out in hell for all eternity.
Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Alvis'll smoke those bitches.

 

[fustercluck]

Remember that episode of Muppet Babies where Skeeter gets spinal meningitis? Remember? Spinal meningitis?

That was my favorite sealab line ever

Thanks for the recommendations.

 

[Jesusthewererabbit]

Bizarro

"Did you try fucking him in the ass?"

Stimutacs

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
Stimutacs, Feast of Alvis & All that Jazz.

Oh God, the Feast of Alvis was hilarious!

Sparks: How can you worship that guy? He killed a man!
Captain Murphy: Hey, only for revenge.