Originally posted by: kage69
Years after that my dad and some friends of his from Britain went cave diving...and found a decomposing diver still in the cave.
Um, no thanks.
What the hell do you do after being picked up anyways? Wait to be dropped into a forrest fire?
As some of you are aware, there was a tragic accident last year when we lost a member of the French Fire Eaters.
This is his story:
Response to a wildfire on the south of France's Cote d'Azur was billed as a marvel of modern fire-fighting technology. Two specially-built flying boats zoomed in, skimmed the waters of the Mediterranean, scooping vast amounts of water into their belly tanks, and then dropped the water on the hillside fire. All was jolly and the wine flowed freely until a body was found in the ashes. The coroner found that the gentleman had apparently fallen from a great height, suffering serious injuries before being burned to death. The report further noted that the victim was wearing a bathing suit, snorkel, and swim fins.
lol... wonder how they got that name. 😉Helitankers (choppers bearing a fixed tank) suck up water through a hose known as a "donkey dick." The opening to this hose is only a couple of inches in diameter.
why the wink smiley? Are you into Donkeys or something? :QOriginally posted by: Mutilator
lol... wonder how they got that name. 😉Helitankers (choppers bearing a fixed tank) suck up water through a hose known as a "donkey dick." The opening to this hose is only a couple of inches in diameter.
Nah they're too big for me... but bulldogs on the other hand... :Q 😉Originally posted by: Mwilding
why the wink smiley? Are you into Donkeys or something? :QOriginally posted by: Mutilator
lol... wonder how they got that name. 😉Helitankers (choppers bearing a fixed tank) suck up water through a hose known as a "donkey dick." The opening to this hose is only a couple of inches in diameter.
Why, because I am pointing out that this is a parody site? There are plenty of people out there that would believe this site, and I'm just tryin to help. Stop posting if you're going to be such a d!ck.Originally posted by: Mwilding
Wow - you must be smartOriginally posted by: AbsolutDealage
Snopes has a little blurb on the "accident"... and details about how it is impossible to get in one of those buckets. My BS meter is pegged right now.
OK Captain Obvious. I apologize if I offended your feminine sensibilities...Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage
Why, because I am pointing out that this is a parody site? There are plenty of people out there that would believe this site, and I'm just tryin to help. Stop posting if you're going to be such a d!ck.Originally posted by: Mwilding
Wow - you must be smartOriginally posted by: AbsolutDealage
Snopes has a little blurb on the "accident"... and details about how it is impossible to get in one of those buckets. My BS meter is pegged right now.