Screwed up Story

[imported_LoKe]

I seriously doubt this is legitimate. It just sounds so rediculous.

 

[kogase]

I thought it was pretty entertaining. Second, if this story was true the guy might have gotten killed because there was a drunk driver on the road. The guy beat him up, but he can be held in no way accountable for that car hitting him.

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: kogase
I thought it was pretty entertaining. Second, if this story was true the guy might have gotten killed because there was a drunk driver on the road. The guy beat him up, but he can be held in no way accountable for that car hitting him.

Baha bahahah bahahahahahahaha.
:roll:

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: kogase
I thought it was pretty entertaining. Second, if this story was true the guy might have gotten killed because there was a drunk driver on the road. The guy beat him up, but he can be held in no way accountable for that car hitting him.

Yes, yes he can. He is directly responsible for that kid being in the street. He will be held accountable for his actions.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: Malak

Originally posted by: kogase
I thought it was pretty entertaining. Second, if this story was true the guy might have gotten killed because there was a drunk driver on the road. The guy beat him up, but he can be held in no way accountable for that car hitting him.

Yes, yes he can. He is directly responsible for that kid being in the street. He will be held accountable for his actions.

So would I be a murder if, say, I jokingly pushed a friend off of a boat in the middle of an ocean when suddenly a great white shark comes and devours him before he can get back on the boat? This incident borders more on a freak occurence, and at any rate saying he caused a death is inaccurate.

 

[dj2004]

How would it be a "freak occurence" if he leaves the guy in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AT NIGHT UNCONSCIOUS?

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: Malak

Originally posted by: kogase
I thought it was pretty entertaining. Second, if this story was true the guy might have gotten killed because there was a drunk driver on the road. The guy beat him up, but he can be held in no way accountable for that car hitting him.

Yes, yes he can. He is directly responsible for that kid being in the street. He will be held accountable for his actions.

So would I be a murder if, say, I jokingly pushed a friend off of a boat in the middle of an ocean when suddenly a great white shark comes and devours him before he can get back on the boat? This incident borders more on a freak occurence, and at any rate saying he caused a death is inaccurate.

If you pushed someone out of a boat and left them, and they ended up dying to a shark, you would be held accountable.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Malak

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: Malak
LoKe, the fact you find this hilarious really disappoints me.

In what sense? It's rare that I find a story of this calibre that I actually spend the time to read. It was pretty entertaining, especially since I haven't read/seen anything remotely funny this week.

LoKe, do you understand that if it's true, then this jackass may have just caused the death of someone over a stupid bike light? That is not funny.

No...if it's true then the jackass that stole the bike light caused his own death.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: Malak

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: Malak

Originally posted by: kogase
I thought it was pretty entertaining. Second, if this story was true the guy might have gotten killed because there was a drunk driver on the road. The guy beat him up, but he can be held in no way accountable for that car hitting him.

Yes, yes he can. He is directly responsible for that kid being in the street. He will be held accountable for his actions.

So would I be a murder if, say, I jokingly pushed a friend off of a boat in the middle of an ocean when suddenly a great white shark comes and devours him before he can get back on the boat? This incident borders more on a freak occurence, and at any rate saying he caused a death is inaccurate.

If you pushed someone out of a boat and left them, and they ended up dying to a shark, you would be held accountable.

Would you call me a murderer?

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: dj2004
How would it be a "freak occurence" if he leaves the guy in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AT NIGHT UNCONSCIOUS?

The guy says in his story he didn't know the guy was unconcious. The guy clearly acted irresponsibly, but I wouldn't say he caused the guy's death.

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: Malak

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: Malak

Originally posted by: kogase
I thought it was pretty entertaining. Second, if this story was true the guy might have gotten killed because there was a drunk driver on the road. The guy beat him up, but he can be held in no way accountable for that car hitting him.

Yes, yes he can. He is directly responsible for that kid being in the street. He will be held accountable for his actions.

So would I be a murder if, say, I jokingly pushed a friend off of a boat in the middle of an ocean when suddenly a great white shark comes and devours him before he can get back on the boat? This incident borders more on a freak occurence, and at any rate saying he caused a death is inaccurate.

If you pushed someone out of a boat and left them, and they ended up dying to a shark, you would be held accountable.

Would you call me a murderer?

And worse.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: dj2004
How would it be a "freak occurence" if he leaves the guy in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AT NIGHT UNCONSCIOUS?

The guy says in his story he didn't know the guy was unconcious. The guy clearly acted irresponsibly, but I wouldn't say he caused the guy's death.

He would probably be charged with negligent homicide or manslaughter.

 

[JDrake]

rofl

 

[imported_LoKe]

OP updated. Corrected it quickly, just enough so it's legible.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: Malak
And worse.

By the way, I didn't say anything about leaving him.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: dj2004
How would it be a "freak occurence" if he leaves the guy in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AT NIGHT UNCONSCIOUS?

The guy says in his story he didn't know the guy was unconcious. The guy clearly acted irresponsibly, but I wouldn't say he caused the guy's death.

He would probably be charged with negligent homicide or manslaughter.

Cuz it's not the drunk drivers fault.

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: Malak
And worse.

By the way, I didn't say anything about leaving him.

I know you didn't. I altered your analogy to fit with what actually happened.

 

[kogase]

Oh, I better make this post too because it looks like I'm fighting a losing battle here: I don't care if this guy was responsible for that guy's death, it was an entertaining story either way.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: Malak
I know you didn't. I altered your analogy to fit with what actually happened.

Yeah, well I guess you're probably right. Hence my last post.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Bump for editing.

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Eli
You would have to be completely fscking insane to even contemplate doing acid after experiencing something like that. :Q 😛

Especially after snorting amphetamines.

"Now let's get some psychedelic chemicals in my head!"

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: LoKe
You can't get cliffs. You have to read the entire thing, it's just hilarious.

I'm thinking of a bitchy old guy who has an un-healthy obsession with large american vehicles.