Great, now religious extremists are going to try to attack you, accusing you and your Flying Spaghetti Monsterism of attempting to subvert and pervert good, decent values.
I'm just curious, OP - do you wear glasses or not? I do not want to give up my glasses, partly because I don't feel like being bothered with all the various solutions needed to care for contacts, partly because the idea of putting anything in my eyes just freaks me out, but also because my glasses have saved my eyes on numerous occasions.
Stuff has flown at my face unpredictably over the years. In one recent example, someone was cooking something with alcohol in it, and apparently was supposed to ignite the alcohol in the pan. Upon discovering that no one here had a lighter, he didn't know what to do, but the pan remained on the burner. The alcohol exploded. There was hardly anything left in the pan. Yes, some of it spritzed on my glasses. It wasn't searingly hot, but I don't know that alcohol in the eyes is much fun.
Sometimes it's even been my own fingernails, when making a clumsy hand motion for something near my face, my fingernail hits my glasses instead of my eye.