SCOTUS rules: gay marriage approved

[Ns1]

Dafuq?

How does that even work? I'm trying to imagine the timeline between having kids with a third husband before you've divorced your first one?

separate before divorce, bang random dude, get divorced, hook up with a different random dude, break up with him, then get married to your baby daddy.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

separate before divorce, bang random dude, get divorced, hook up with a different random dude, break up with him, then get married to your baby daddy.

And then divorce him too, because everyone knows the first two divorces are just training for divorce number three, aka the "Real Divorce." Then you can finally accept Jesus, get married for the first (fourth) time, and live out your days passing judgment on others who have sinned less than you. You know, if you're a complete and total fucking moron who doesn't have the foggiest notion of how to interpret the lessons Jesus was trying to teach. Which is shockingly common in the "born again" community, it turns out. I've known a few of them, and they shared similar traits of being dumber than a sack of doorknobs and being literal whores (as in they had actually accepted cash for sexual favors). They're always the loudest when it comes to passing judgment on you while personally absolving themselves of all the sins they've committed in their life, because humble self-reflection is less fun than supreme self-righteousness.

 

[Ns1]

And then divorce him too, because everyone knows the first two divorces are just training for divorce number three, aka the "Real Divorce." Then you can finally accept Jesus, get married for the first (fourth) time, and live out your days passing judgment on others who have sinned less than you. You know, if you're a complete and total fucking moron who doesn't have the foggiest notion of how to interpret the lessons Jesus was trying to teach. Which is shockingly common in the "born again" community, it turns out. I've known a few of them, and they shared similar traits of being dumber than a sack of doorknobs and being literal whores (as in they had actually accepted cash for sexual favors). They're always the loudest when it comes to passing judgment on you while personally absolving themselves of all the sins they've committed in their life, because humble self-reflection is less fun than supreme self-righteousness.

I'm glad we can all recognize the sanctity of marriage is only between a man and a woman.

 

[shira]

And then divorce him too, because everyone knows the first two divorces are just training for divorce number three, aka the "Real Divorce." Then you can finally accept Jesus, get married for the first (fourth) time, and live out your days passing judgment on others who have sinned less than you. You know, if you're a complete and total fucking moron who doesn't have the foggiest notion of how to interpret the lessons Jesus was trying to teach. Which is shockingly common in the "born again" community, it turns out. I've known a few of them, and they shared similar traits of being dumber than a sack of doorknobs and being literal whores (as in they had actually accepted cash for sexual favors). They're always the loudest when it comes to passing judgment on you while personally absolving themselves of all the sins they've committed in their life, because humble self-reflection is less fun than supreme self-righteousness.

Or to put what you've said still another way: Davis, who clearly demonstrated no commitment to the "sanctity of marriage" during her pre-religious-enlightenment period, but who nevertheless was allowed by the Rowan County Clerk (=her own mother, the previous Country Clerk, who clearly was aware of the details of Davis', er, "marital issues") to enter into those "uncommitted-to-the-sanctity-of-marriage" marriages, is telling the world that SHE is unwilling to allow others, in particular same-sex couples, to also make "anti-marriage mistakes."

 

[BoberFett]

separate before divorce, bang random dude, get divorced, hook up with a different random dude, break up with him, then get married to your baby daddy.

OK, thanks. For some reason I was having trouble wrapping my head around that.

So she suckered some dude into adopting the kids she had during an affair, and then ended up dumping that guy to go for the kids bio dad.

Yeah, she's a real piece of work. Definitely a moral beacon.

 

[SMOGZINN]

OK, thanks. For some reason I was having trouble wrapping my head around that.

So she suckered some dude into adopting the kids she had during an affair, and then ended up dumping that guy to go for the kids bio dad.

Yeah, she's a real piece of work. Definitely a moral beacon.

It is worse than that. She got pregnant while cheating on her husband, got divorced from her Exhusband#1, married Exhusband#2, that was also not the father of the kids, Exhusband#2 adopted the kids (and is probably still paying child support on them) cheated on Exhusband#2 with the father of the kids, got divorced again, and married Father of the Kids, who we are now going to call Exhusband#3, because she divorced him, found Jesus, and re-married Exhusband#1 again.

But marriage is sacred.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Court date begins at 11 am should be interesting. To all the haters there still is hope since for first marriages under 18 the paperwork needs to be filed in the brides county and cannot be filed twice so according to some guy in the state legislature they need to overhaul their marriage laws to allow them to service everyone and she should get a break until that happens. You can view the clauses in the NAACP filed paperwork.

Sorry I lost the link

Being serious I wouldn't give any clerk crap for that one because you have a conflict that needs to be resolved although honestly how many under 18 lesbian couples are getting married?

 

[HomerJS]

It is worse than that. She got pregnant while cheating on her husband, got divorced from her Exhusband#1, married Exhusband#2, that was also not the father of the kids, Exhusband#2 adopted the kids (and is probably still paying child support on them) cheated on Exhusband#2 with the father of the kids, got divorced again, and married Father of the Kids, who we are now going to call Exhusband#3, because she divorced him, found Jesus, and re-married Exhusband#1 again.

But marriage is sacred.

Seriously?? You mean somebody looked at her and said to himself, "I just gotta have that"

Of course there are GOP candidates for President who are fine with her doing this.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Ah, Kim Davis is a raging whore - makes sense now.

She smeared her disgusting scummy existence all over marriage and I guess feels she needs to make up for destroying/ruining how many lives by being a roadblock towards other's happiness - yeah, I am sure St. Peter will roll out the red carpet for this sack of shit.

 

[shira]

Seriously?? You mean somebody looked at her and said to himself, "I just gotta have that"

Of course there are GOP candidates for President who are fine with her doing this.

Well, three divorces anyway (I think she's still (re-)married to her first husband.

To be fair, I'm guessing that GOP candidates are for the most parts comfortable with the notion that what the Supreme Court says is the law of the land, and that what Kim Davis is doing is wrong. But I agree with you that - in seeking the GOP nomination - those same candidates are going to publicly communicate huge "sympathy" with Davis and will weasel-word any questions about whether Davis should issue licenses or step down.

 

[Humpy]

Ah, Kim Davis is a raging whore - makes sense now.

She smeared her disgusting scummy existence all over marriage and I guess feels she needs to make up for destroying/ruining how many lives by being a roadblock towards other's happiness - yeah, I am sure St. Peter will roll out the red carpet for this sack of shit.

I appreciate the tone of your post.

 

[SMOGZINN]

Well, three divorces anyway (I think she's still (re-)married to her first husband.

To be fair, I'm guessing that GOP candidates are for the most parts comfortable with the notion that what the Supreme Court says is the law of the land, and that what Kim Davis is doing is wrong. But I agree with you that - in seeking the GOP nomination - those same candidates are going to publicly communicate huge "sympathy" with Davis and will weasel-word any questions about whether Davis should issue licenses or step down.

The poor GOP is in a no win situation here. On one hand they feel that they need to support 'Traditional Marriage' [size=-3](copyright Fox News)[/size] because their constituents demand it, even if it causes them to sound more and more ridiculous to keep trying. (Huckabee has actually said that the SCOTUS does not have the power to make laws and therefor she does not have to follow the orders, and actually called Kim Davis to tell her so, I bet that will comfort her when she is sitting in jail this evening.) On the other hand Kim Davis is a Democrat and defeated a Republican to get this position in one of the few elections this office has been contested.

 

[Doc Savage Fan]

I appreciate the tone of your post.

It just oozes hatred. Where's Moonie when you need him?

 

[cabri]

Well, three divorces anyway (I think she's still (re-)married to her first husband.

To be fair, I'm guessing that GOP candidates are for the most parts comfortable with the notion that what the Supreme Court says is the law of the land, and that what Kim Davis is doing is wrong. But I agree with you that - in seeking the GOP nomination - those same candidates are going to publicly communicate huge "sympathy" with Davis and will weasel-word any questions about whether Davis should issue licenses or step down.

Have any candidates (outside Huckabee) for POTUS commented on this?

 

[Sonikku]

Seriously?? You mean somebody looked at her and said to himself, "I just gotta have that"

Of course there are GOP candidates for President who are fine with her doing this.

 

[HomerJS]

Have any candidates (outside Huckabee) for POTUS commented on this?

Jindall

 

[Newell Steamer]

I appreciate the tone of your post.

It just oozes hatred. Where's Moonie when you need him?

Would you give me a pass if I posted about how God hates whores and how the US is being punished for her lifestyle? And how US soldiers deserve to die as punishment for her lifestyle? Maybe protest at a few funerals of dead soldiers as well?

THAT is hatred, dumbasses.

But, that is why you would gloss that over such behavior and go after me: their hate is justified and probably more attuned to your defective thinking - hypocrites.

 

[shira]

Or how about a County Clerk sign that indicates that women not dressed in a full hijab will not be served, because the county clerk is a devout Muslim and is not allowed by Allah to condone such a serious sin. How would Kim Davis supporters react to THAT situation in their own counties?

 

[Doc Savage Fan]

Would you give me a pass if I posted about how God hates whores and how the US is being punished for her lifestyle? And how US soldiers deserve to die as punishment for her lifestyle? Maybe protest at a few funerals of dead soldiers as well?

THAT is hatred, dumbasses.

But, that is why you would gloss that over such behavior and go after me: their hate is justified and probably more attuned to your defective thinking - hypocrites.

Have you ever been institutionalized?

 

[Doc Savage Fan]

I don't understand why the County doesn't make a reasonable accommodation here and have someone else issue the permit.

 

[glenn1]

I'd like to see a Quaker take a govt job that distributes handgun licenses and refuse to disperse them due to his/her beliefs on pacifism. I wonder how that would go over.

Governments shouldn't be requiring licenses for handguns or marriages. The only real compelling state interest in licensing is when there is some need to certify skills where the lack of proficiency may harm others (e.g. driving, certain professional services providers, etc).

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I don't understand why the Country doesn't make a reasonable accommodation here and have someone else issue the permit.

Because they can't. There is a back up person (I assume who does it when she is out of the office) that person was doing it but they are only supposed to issue them when she is out of the office. I believe the back up person was doing it for a brief period but got sick of her not doing what she is required to do so they started to turn people away because she is clearly in the office and they are to issue them only when she is not present **I am speculating a bit here**.
I do agree I'm surprised the county hasn't come up with some kind of office of deeds stamp she could use instead of signing her name or she hasn't been smart enough to sign them "per office of deeds" instead of her name. I guess she simply really doesn't think gays should be married.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Governments shouldn't be requiring licenses for handguns or marriages. The only real compelling state interest in licensing is when there is some need to certify skills where the lack of proficiency may harm others (e.g. driving, certain professional services providers, etc).

Think twice about that one, you'll see the MBLA marring 12 year old boys or in real red neck areas 1st cousins getting married.

 

[glenn1]

Think twice about that one, you'll see the MBLA marring 12 year old boys or in real red neck areas 1st cousins getting married.

So what? They already can; a piece of paper from the local government doesn't define a marriage or sanctify it. If your church wants to marry cousins or a man to 4 women then have at it for all I care. Let the government issue no-cost documentation of a civil union of any two people for legal and tax reasons (like a Power of Attorney but with current spousal rights included) and leave the government out of defining what "marriage" is.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Reports saying she has been held in contempt and taken into custody by U.S. Marshals.