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SCORE! Sushi from the garbage can!

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LordJezo

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So over the weekend we were sitting around at a Japanese supermarket in Fort Lee, NJ when we overhear a man offer his sushi platter to an older man because he just does not want it. The old man refuses so the guy with the sushi just drops it in the garbage can. Me being all slick jumps up, grabs the sushi bag, and brings it back to my table for all of us to enjoy.

Sushi was fine.. the plastic box thing it was in was not even opened up.


Score one for me!
 
Originally posted by: LordJezo
So over the weekend we were sitting around at a Japanese supermarket in Fort Lee, NJ when we overhear a man offer his sushi platter to an older man because he just does not want it. The old man refuses so the guy with the sushi just drops it in the garbage can. Me being all slick jumps up, grabs the sushi bag, and brings it back to my table for all of us to enjoy.

Sushi was fine.. the plastic box thing it was in was not even opened up.


Score one for me!
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I was pretty inebriated but I've alwasy been pretty sure I ate the remains of Anne Rice's Steak and potato.


 
Oh my oh my.


thats just gross! sushi? nasty if you are going to eat out of the garbage get something good!@
 
Amazing...some people just have all the luck!?!
rolleye.gif
 
Originally posted by: LordJezo
I don't get these Costanza jokes.. what are they in reference to?
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"So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
"No no no no no. It was not trash."
"Was it in the trash?"
"Yes."
"Then it was trash."
"It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
"But it was in the cylinder."
"Above the rim."
"Adjacent to refuse is... refuse."
"It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on."
"Was it eaten?"
"One little bite."
"Well, that's garbage."
"But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt."
"Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
- Jerry and George, in "The Gymnast"
 
Originally posted by: jumpr
Originally posted by: LordJezo
I don't get these Costanza jokes.. what are they in reference to?
Click to expand...
"So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
"No no no no no. It was not trash."
"Was it in the trash?"
"Yes."
"Then it was trash."
"It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
"But it was in the cylinder."
"Above the rim."
"Adjacent to refuse is... refuse."
"It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on."
"Was it eaten?"
"One little bite."
"Well, that's garbage."
"But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt."
"Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
- Jerry and George, in "The Gymnast"
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Seinfeld was such a worthless show. I think I have seen about 3 or 4 full episodes. I don't find that funny at all.. more stuck-up jerk attitude then anything else.
 
Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: jumpr
Originally posted by: LordJezo
I don't get these Costanza jokes.. what are they in reference to?
Click to expand...
"So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
"No no no no no. It was not trash."
"Was it in the trash?"
"Yes."
"Then it was trash."
"It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
"But it was in the cylinder."
"Above the rim."
"Adjacent to refuse is... refuse."
"It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on."
"Was it eaten?"
"One little bite."
"Well, that's garbage."
"But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt."
"Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
- Jerry and George, in "The Gymnast"
Click to expand...


Seinfeld was such a worthless show. I think I have seen about 3 or 4 full episodes. I don't find that funny at all.. more stuck-up jerk attitude then anything else.
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you take that back ! :Q
 
Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: jumpr
Originally posted by: LordJezo
I don't get these Costanza jokes.. what are they in reference to?
Click to expand...
"So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
"No no no no no. It was not trash."
"Was it in the trash?"
"Yes."
"Then it was trash."
"It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
"But it was in the cylinder."
"Above the rim."
"Adjacent to refuse is... refuse."
"It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on."
"Was it eaten?"
"One little bite."
"Well, that's garbage."
"But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt."
"Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
- Jerry and George, in "The Gymnast"
Click to expand...


Seinfeld was such a worthless show. I think I have seen about 3 or 4 full episodes. I don't find that funny at all.. more stuck-up jerk attitude then anything else.
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Also:

Heather: Alright George I'll be honest, the first time we went out, I found
you very irritating, but after seeing you for a couple of times, you
sorta got stuck in my head, Costanza!
[Costanza, sung like "By Mennen!"]

 
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