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Scientologists 'heal' Haiti quake victims using touch

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Amid the mass of aid agencies piling in to help Haiti quake victims is a batch of Church of Scientology "volunteer ministers", claiming to use the power of touch to reconnect nervous systems. Clad in yellow T-shirts emblazoned with the logo of the controversial US-based group, smiling volunteers fan out among the injured lying under makeshift shelters in the courtyard of Port-au-Prince's General Hospital.


A wealthy private donor provided his airplane to fly in 80 volunteers from Los Angeles, along with 50 Haitian-American-doctors, in a gesture worth 400,000 dollars, said a Parisian volunteer who gave her name as Sylvie.
"We're trained as volunteer ministers, we use a process called 'assist' to follow the nervous system to reconnect the main points, to bring back communication," she said.
"When you get a sudden shock to a part of your body the energy gets stuck, so we re-establish communication within the body by touching people through their clothes, and asking people to feel the touch."
Next to her lay 22-year-old student Oscar Elweels, whose father rescued him from the basement of his school where he lay with a pillar on his leg for a day after the deadly January 12 quake.
His right leg was amputated below the knee and his left leg was severely bruised and swollen.
More than half of his fellow students died in the rubble of his school, although the rest of his family was unscathed, he said, thanking God.
"One hour ago he had no sensation in his left leg, so I explained the method to him, I touched him and after a while he said 'now I feel everything'," said Sylvie.
"Otherwise they might have had to amputate his other leg. Now his sister knows the method and she can do it."



http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.4e601264cbdad356a9d677659aa5919c.51&show_article=1
 
Before anyone jumps in with their "crazy scientologists" rant, please keep in mind this is no more ridiculous than any crazy healing touch bestowed by the Christian god.
Believing in a ridiculous invisible super power being is not weird, its the norm, all around the world.
 
Mmm, delicious placebo effect.


Before anyone jumps in with their "crazy scientologists" rant, please keep in mind this is no more ridiculous than any crazy healing touch bestowed by the Christian god.
Believing in a ridiculous invisible super power being is not weird, its the norm, all around the world.
Well, yeah - and in any other reality, still believing in invisible (and dead/resurrected) friends as an adult would be cause for concern.
I'm quite sure too at one time Christianity was also viewed as a crazy little cult. Maybe in 1000 years, churches will have little DC-8's on their spires.
 
I can do the same thing for the low low price of 2,000 dollars. In advance of course. Can you really put a price on your health?
 
Don't you fucking people get it already? To those folks are comparing Scientology (Religion) with Christianity - I hate religion. Christianity is NOT a god damn religion!! Its a mother fucking personal relationship with YOUR lord and savior, Jesus Christ! FUCK!


:awe:
 
What if the Scientologists are right?
What if god was one of us?


Don't you fucking people get it already? To those folks are comparing Scientology (Religion) with Christianity - I hate religion. Christianity is NOT a god damn religion!! Its a mother fucking personal relationship with YOUR lord and savior, Jesus Christ! FUCK!


:awe:
There there, we know. Shhh, it'll be ok honey. Here, have a delicious chocolate Ritalin shake.
 
Don't you fucking people get it already? To those folks are comparing Scientology (Religion) with Christianity - I hate religion. Christianity is NOT a god damn religion!! Its a mother fucking personal relationship with YOUR lord and savior, Jesus Christ! FUCK!


:awe:
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Geez, we got it the first time.

I swear, the anti-religion/God fanatics are almost as annoying as the ultra rightwing religious fanatics.

I suppose so. What does that have to do with my post?

And you didnt get it the first time because people kept commenting on how silly Scientology is. Dont say "we" because there is no way is ballsacks you consulted with everyone before speaking for them.
 
Don't you fucking people get it already? To those folks are comparing Scientology (Religion) with Christianity - I hate religion. Christianity is NOT a god damn religion!! Its a mother fucking personal relationship with YOUR lord and savior, Jesus Christ! FUCK!


:awe:

LOL that's why Christians have a fucking Pope and some other fucking Cardinals and bishops and priests and deacons and altars and altar boys and nuns and monks and friars and cathedrals and churches and chapels and crosses and stained glass windows. Because a mother fucking personal relationship requires all that shit to work.
 
Before anyone jumps in with their "crazy scientologists" rant, please keep in mind this is no more ridiculous than any crazy healing touch bestowed by the Christian god.
Believing in a ridiculous invisible super power being is not weird, its the norm, all around the world.

You're wrong. This is bull shit.
 
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What other groups are claiming to heal Haitians by touch?

What other group is recruiting on the back of this disaster?
 
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