Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullsh!t three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fvcking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flvsh it all away.
Any fvcking time. Any fvcking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullsh1t three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fvcking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fvcking time. Any fvcking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipsh!ts.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly sh!t, stupid sh!t...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
Fvck L Ron Hubbard and
Fvck all his clones.
Fvck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fvck retro anything.
Fvck your tattoos.
Fvck all you junkies and
Fvck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fvck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fvck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.
Suck it down. Flush it down.
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