Scientific Proof! Dogs are as smart as 3-year olds!!!

[StormRider]

They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy

This brings out the natural question? Which should one should I have after marriage, a 3 year old baby or a dog?

3 year old babies can't fetch newspapers.... WINNAR!

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace

Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy

This brings out the natural question? Which should one should I have after marriage, a 3 year old baby or a dog?

3 year old babies can't fetch newspapers.... WINNAR!

Plus we know from all those pit bull stories which one wins in a fight.


Oh man, I'm goin' straight to hell.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace

Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy

This brings out the natural question? Which should one should I have after marriage, a 3 year old baby or a dog?

3 year old babies can't fetch newspapers.... WINNAR!

But in 10 years, your dog will still be a 3-year-old, while your now 13-year-old child can mow the lawn, wash the car, do the dishes, etc.

 

[Yossarian]

dogs are smarter than my coworkers.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace

Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy

This brings out the natural question? Which should one should I have after marriage, a 3 year old baby or a dog?

3 year old babies can't fetch newspapers.... WINNAR!

But in 10 years, your dog will still be a 3-year-old, while your now 13-year-old child can mow the lawn, wash the car, do the dishes, etc.

Yeah but dogs don't want a new BMW or Volvo when they turn 16. In fact, they just die. They want a funeral.

 

[Ryuson99]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace

Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy

This brings out the natural question? Which should one should I have after marriage, a 3 year old baby or a dog?

3 year old babies can't fetch newspapers.... WINNAR!

But in 10 years, your dog will still be a 3-year-old, while your now 13-year-old child can mow the lawn, wash the car, do the dishes, etc.

yeah but that a big comitment

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace

Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy

This brings out the natural question? Which should one should I have after marriage, a 3 year old baby or a dog?

3 year old babies can't fetch newspapers.... WINNAR!

But in 10 years, your dog will still be a 3-year-old, while your now 13-year-old child can mow the lawn, wash the car, do the dishes, etc.

WRONG. In 10 years, my dog will be dead but I will have 5+ new puppies that can do my biddings! mwhahhahaha...

your 13 year old will piss and moan about everything with his teenage angst. Too bad you can't neuter him like I can do with dogs...

 

[gistech1978]

either smart dogs or stupid kids
you decide.

 

[Kaervak]

Originally posted by: gistech1978
either smart dogs or stupid kids
you decide.

Hell I'd rather have a stupid dog than a smart kid.

 

[Psycho18]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
dogs are smarter than my coworkers.

lmao...

 

The great grand puppies of your dog unlike your children will not mourn your death nor bury your stinking ass.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Roger
The great grand puppies of your dog unlike your children will not mourn your death nor bury your stinking ass.

What if you're a bastard though? Your dogs probably won't know it, but your kids will spit on your grave...

 

What if you're a bastard though? Your dogs probably won't know it, but your kids will spit on your grave

Still better than no one being there at all.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
dogs are smarter than my coworkers.

haha.

 

[MAME]

that's great!

too bad 3 year olds are stupid though

 

They are not stupis MAME, they are not yet developed nor eduacated yet.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: MAME
that's great!

too bad 3 year olds are stupid though

How can we see if my cat is smarter than MAME?

j/k

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Roger
They are not stupis MAME, they are not yet developed nor eduacated yet.

But look at that great sentence one typed!

 

Cat's can spell better than MAME, that's for sure

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Roger
Cat's can spell better than MAME, that's for sure

That's really funny considering the post above yours.

 

BAHAHAHAHAHA :

I missed that some how

(By the way, that was a finger fudge)

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy

That puts them ahead of the 72.8% of ATOTers who can only understand "owned", "repost" and "pics or ban".

 

That puts them ahead of the 72.8% of ATOTers who can only understand "owned", "repost" and "pics or ban".

A big :thumbsup: