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Scientific Proof! Dogs are as smart as 3-year olds!!!

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy
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This brings out the natural question? Which should one should I have after marriage, a 3 year old baby or a dog?

3 year old babies can't fetch newspapers.... WINNAR!
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Plus we know from all those pit bull stories which one wins in a fight.


Oh man, I'm goin' straight to hell.
 
Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy
Click to expand...

This brings out the natural question? Which should one should I have after marriage, a 3 year old baby or a dog?

3 year old babies can't fetch newspapers.... WINNAR!
Click to expand...

But in 10 years, your dog will still be a 3-year-old, while your now 13-year-old child can mow the lawn, wash the car, do the dishes, etc.
 
Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy
Click to expand...

This brings out the natural question? Which should one should I have after marriage, a 3 year old baby or a dog?

3 year old babies can't fetch newspapers.... WINNAR!
Click to expand...

But in 10 years, your dog will still be a 3-year-old, while your now 13-year-old child can mow the lawn, wash the car, do the dishes, etc.
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Yeah but dogs don't want a new BMW or Volvo when they turn 16. In fact, they just die. They want a funeral.
 
Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy
Click to expand...

This brings out the natural question? Which should one should I have after marriage, a 3 year old baby or a dog?

3 year old babies can't fetch newspapers.... WINNAR!
Click to expand...

But in 10 years, your dog will still be a 3-year-old, while your now 13-year-old child can mow the lawn, wash the car, do the dishes, etc.
Click to expand...

yeah but that a big comitment
 
Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
Originally posted by: StormRider
They can understand about 200 words. Wow!

Smart Doggy
Click to expand...

This brings out the natural question? Which should one should I have after marriage, a 3 year old baby or a dog?

3 year old babies can't fetch newspapers.... WINNAR!
Click to expand...

But in 10 years, your dog will still be a 3-year-old, while your now 13-year-old child can mow the lawn, wash the car, do the dishes, etc.
Click to expand...


WRONG. In 10 years, my dog will be dead but I will have 5+ new puppies that can do my biddings! mwhahhahaha...

your 13 year old will piss and moan about everything with his teenage angst. Too bad you can't neuter him like I can do with dogs...
 
The great grand puppies of your dog unlike your children will not mourn your death nor bury your stinking ass.
 
Originally posted by: Roger
The great grand puppies of your dog unlike your children will not mourn your death nor bury your stinking ass.
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What if you're a bastard though? Your dogs probably won't know it, but your kids will spit on your grave...
 
BAHAHAHAHAHA :🙂

I missed that some how 🙂

(By the way, that was a finger fudge) 😉
 
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