Science jokes

[iamaelephant]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar, the first one says
"I think I've lost an electron!"
And his mates says
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive!"



A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands it over and the neutron asks, "How much for that?" To which the barman responds, "For you mate, no charge."

 

[neutralizer]

Wow... so lame.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

oldest, dumbest jokes in the book

please only post new or funny jokes

 

[HN]

yo momma's so dumb, she can only remember pi up to 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651

(some of you scientists use PI, right?)

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: HN
yo momma's so dumb, she can only remember pi up to 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651

(some of you scientists use PI, right?)

I laughed, but it's not a terribly practical joke unless you're one of those uber nerds who memorizes pi.

 

[thescreensavers]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: HN
yo momma's so dumb, she can only remember pi up to 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651

(some of you scientists use PI, right?)

I laughed, but it's not a terribly practical joke unless you're one of those uber nerds who memorizes pi.

omg LMAO

 

[Soccerman06]

Originally posted by: Nik
oldest, dumbest jokes in the book

please only post new or funny jokes

Your mama is so fat when she puts on red momo everyone says "hey Koolaid!!"

Your mama breath smells so bad that when she talks you can see the green letters coming out her mouth.

yo mama so stupid, I ask her "did you see the baseball game last night," and she said "yeah kobe is amazing."

 

[EightySix Four]

you momma is so nasty... she got knocked up because the dude threw the condom in the trashcan... and the flies did the rest.


wait... def not a science joke... woops... oh well. Was going with the yo mamma's the post above mine.

 

[HN]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: HN
yo momma's so dumb, she can only remember pi up to 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651

(some of you scientists use PI, right?)

I laughed, but it's not a terribly practical joke unless you're one of those uber nerds who memorizes pi.

i gotta confess, i originally saw it in a forum pic accompanied by stephen hawking. :laugh:

 

[KillyKillall]

I thought this one was funny

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Soccerman06

Originally posted by: Nik
oldest, dumbest jokes in the book

please only post new or funny jokes

Your mama is so fat when she puts on red momo everyone says "hey Koolaid!!"

Your mama breath smells so bad that when she talks you can see the green letters coming out her mouth.

yo mama so stupid, I ask her "did you see the baseball game last night," and she said "yeah kobe is amazing."

First one had potential, but failed as did the last two. :thumbsdown:

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: HN
yo momma's so dumb, she can only remember pi up to 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651

(some of you scientists use PI, right?)

that made me memorize the first 10 digits of pi for life now.

 

[Soccerman06]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Soccerman06

Originally posted by: Nik
oldest, dumbest jokes in the book

please only post new or funny jokes

Your mama is so fat when she puts on red momo everyone says "hey Koolaid!!"

Your mama breath smells so bad that when she talks you can see the green letters coming out her mouth.

yo mama so stupid, I ask her "did you see the baseball game last night," and she said "yeah kobe is amazing."

First one had potential, but failed as did the last two. :thumbsdown:

Your mama so fat, when she boarded an airplane she got arrest for having 200 pounds of crack!

Your mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

Your mama so ugly even her shadow breaks windows.

You asked your teacher what would be a funny joke and he said your grades.

Your mama is just like a birthday cake, that every one gets a piece of her

 

[MazerRackham]

One day Heisenberg got pulled over by highway patrol. The patrolman asks Heisenberg if he knew how fast he was going.

To which Heisenberb replies "No. But I do know EXACTLY where I am."

 

[rezinn]

Wow man welcome to 1956.

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
One day Heisenberg got pulled over by highway patrol. The patrolman asks Heisenberg if he knew how fast he was going.

To which Heisenberb replies "No. But I do know EXACTLY where I am."

Haha that's great

 

[HamburgerBoy]

So far every joke in this thread gets a 0/10.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
So far every joke in this thread gets a 0/10.

:thumbsup:

 

[bonkers325]

You're so corpulent that when you sit around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa you sit around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
please only post new or funny jokes

Your mama is so fat when she puts on red momo everyone says "hey Koolaid!!"
[/quote]

WTF is momo

 

[Mardeth]

-Bohr moved in atomic circles while Schrodinger waved and Heisenberg
hesitated.

-A rolling stone gathers momentum.

-Why did the cat fall off the roof?
Because he lost his mu.

 

[yhelothar]

Yo daddy's so gay, when he ripped a big one, a butt plug shot out of his pants.

 

[ForumMaster]

that was the lamest joke i ever heard. BAN! (jk)

 

[Mucho]

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