Schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating..

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Urination will go to committee
A local decision that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating has provoked political debate.

The head of The Democrats Party, a splinter group of former Progress Party hardliners, Vidar Kleppe, is outraged that boys at Dvergsnes School in Kristiansand have to sit and pee.

Kleppe accuses the school of fiddling with God's work, and wants the matter discussed at the executive committee level of the local council, newspaper Dagbladet reports.

"When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God's work," Kleppe told the newspaper.

"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," Kleppe said.

Principal Anne Lise Gjul at Dvergsnes School would not comment on Kleppe's plans to make political waves and regretted if anyone was offended by the ban on standing and passing water.

Gjul told NRK (Norwegian Broadcasting) that the young boys are simply not good enough at aiming, and the point was to have a pleasant toilet that could be used by both boys and girls.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1474158.ece

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: 0

Urination will go to committee
A local decision that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating has provoked political debate.

The head of The Democrats Party, a splinter group of former Progress Party hardliners, Vidar Kleppe, is outraged that boys at Dvergsnes School in Kristiansand have to sit and pee.

Kleppe accuses the school of fiddling with God's work, and wants the matter discussed at the executive committee level of the local council, newspaper Dagbladet reports.

"When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God's work," Kleppe told the newspaper.

"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," Kleppe said.

Principal Anne Lise Gjul at Dvergsnes School would not comment on Kleppe's plans to make political waves and regretted if anyone was offended by the ban on standing and passing water.

Gjul told NRK (Norwegian Broadcasting) that the young boys are simply not good enough at aiming, and the point was to have a pleasant toilet that could be used by both boys and girls.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1474158.ece

 

[RadiclDreamer]

"It is a human right not to have to sit down <b>like a girl,"</b> Kleppe said. <--- WTF?

 

[BobDaMenkey]

What, they don't have urinals?

And yeah, I NEVER used the toilet in grade school. It was constantly covered in well, yeah. Heck, even now that I'm in COLLEGE, I have to hunt around for bathrooms that haven't been blasted like that. 3rd floor or higher seems pretty safe usually.

 

[Queasy]

There are plenty of grown-ups that can't aim worth a crap either.

Perhaps we need more gov't regulation so that we can license who can and can't stand up to pee.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Totally doubt this is legit. None the less, can I ask who will be in the stall with them making sure they sit down?

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: MrLee
Totally doubt this is legit. None the less, can I ask who will be in the stall with them making sure they sit down?

Don't know if you've ever pissed in a toilet, but it, err, makes noise? Anyways, you might as well just sit down if you're already there.

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: BobDaMenkey
What, they don't have urinals?

And yeah, I NEVER used the toilet in grade school. It was constantly covered in well, yeah. Heck, even now that I'm in COLLEGE, I have to hunt around for bathrooms that haven't been blasted like that. 3rd floor or higher seems pretty safe usually.

I don't ever remember taking a #2 in elementary/middle/high school.
If I had to go, I went to the nurse and ended up going home.

College wasn't an issue, since the dorms were like a 5min walk.

 

[NatePo717]

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," Kleppe said. <--- WTF?

Fixed and ROFL! :laugh:

 

[Furyline]

that's sad. going to the bathroom with those huge urinals that were as tall as you was one of the best parts of grade school.

 

[waggy]

ok thats just silly.

 

[Kadarin]

This story brings "the pussification of America" to new heights.

 

[MrPickins]

"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," Kleppe said.

He's right. I looked it up.

Originally posted by: Astaroth33


This story brings "the pussification of America" to new heights.

Except the story is about Norway.

 

[krunchykrome]

How exactly will the school enforce this?

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

i can aim fine, but the splashback goes everywhere

 

[astrosfan90]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33


This story brings "the pussification of America" to new heights.

Except for that whole part about it being in Norway.

 

[myocardia]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
This story brings "the pussification of Norway" to new heights.

Fixed it for you.:roll:

 

[lozina]

How stupid. This is the work of the scheming feminists led by their evil wretched dominatrix queen, Hillary Clinton

 

[Juno]

...:Q

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: MrLee
Totally doubt this is legit. None the less, can I ask who will be in the stall with them making sure they sit down?

Umm, someone who is good with kids. Maybe Michael Jackson

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: MrLee
Totally doubt this is legit. None the less, can I ask who will be in the stall with them making sure they sit down?

Don't know if you've ever pissed in a toilet, but it, err, makes noise? Anyways, you might as well just sit down if you're already there.

I prefer to use the sink.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: MrLee
Totally doubt this is legit. None the less, can I ask who will be in the stall with them making sure they sit down?

Don't know if you've ever pissed in a toilet, but it, err, makes noise? Anyways, you might as well just sit down if you're already there.

I prefer to use the sink.

If you like the sink, you must try the paper towel dispenser!

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: LoKe
Don't know if you've ever pissed in a toilet, but it, err, makes noise? Anyways, you might as well just sit down if you're already there.

Why?

 

[JulesMaximus]

I sometimes sit down to pee at night when I don't want to turn on a light.

Still, I think this is ridiculous. Who's complaining about this anyway? The janitor? Who the fvck cares?

 

[Thraxen]

Haha... learn to aim and this won't happen. Why should those who can't aim ruin it for those who actually need to take a dump?