School kids use the word "fascinate" in a sentence

[tyler811]

A grade school teacher in California asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher answered, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Pedro raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by this little Pinoy before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

Pedro said, "My sister Maria has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher fainted.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol

 

[Dacalo]

Hahaha, that was pretty clever.

 

[confused1234]

incest alert

 

[50cent1228]

lolsssss

 

[Quasmo]

From the little Rascals:
Teacher: Buckwheat, use isthmus in a sentance.
Buckwheat: Isthmus be my lucky day!
Teacher: STFU

EDIT: for Dr Pizza

 

[xSkyDrAx]

pics of said sister? 😛

 

[DrPizza]

Why do all jokes about kids in class end with "the teacher fainted"??

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Why do all jokes about kids in class end with "the teacher fainted"??

Because teachers, like Pokemon, faint after combat.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: chambersc

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Why do all jokes about kids in class end with "the teacher fainted"??

Because teachers, like Pokemon, faint after combat.

QFT...teachers are so smart yet so stupid most of the time.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Why do all jokes about kids in class end with "the teacher fainted"??

You mean you've never fainted in class?

🙂