SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007

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Originally posted by: sourceninja
I was in a one sided fight in highschool. I did not fight back because I did not want to get in trouble. I just dodged and tried to flee until it was broken up by the teachers. I was suspended. I told the principle that next time I would knock the kid out because if I was going to get punished, I wanted to be punished in style. Next year, same kid, new fight. I am struck from behind because apparently I said something a few days back he didn't like. I turn and drill him until he is out cold. Principle asks me to explain my actions. I remind him of our conversation. I've never seen someone so pissed off before.

My dad thought it was very funny.

Reminds me of the only time I got into a fight in middle school. This kid Mark (who was twice as tall as I was and twice the weight) comes up and I thought he cut the line, I put my hand over his back and say "Hey, don't cut the line!". Well he pushes me back real hard and lunges back to punch me real hard. I take my fist and plant it sideways firmly into his cheeks.. he falls down and starts crying. Sister Mary (yes, I went to catholic school) comes up and makes both of us stand near the entrace of the school. Mark bursts out crying and I'm like I better start crying otherwise they will think I'm not sorry. I try my best and a tear manages to come down my eye. In the end, she let both of us go... I didn't even get detention.

Its really scary that I remember that 15 years after the fact :|