Scented candles for men.

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: Nik
Can they all be boob-shaped candles? You know, for the asthetic side of the product.

So flaming boobs turn you on? :Q

i like fire, i like boobs, why not?

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
We were wasting time in the mall last night and passed one of those White Barn candle stores. Like always, it was packed with women. Women just love scented stuff like that, but there wasn't a man to be found anywhere. One of us speculated that the reason for that was that candle scents are usually too foo-foo for men, and that men needed equal treatment. So we decided that men needed a line of scented candles just for them, and we started coming up with ideas:

Pit Grease
Day Old Pizza
Summertime Locker Room
Favorite Sneakers
Burrito Fart
Freshly Mown Turf
Beer
Phlegm
Grilled Bratwurst
Wet Dog
Ben Gay
Truck Tire Mud

I'm thinking there's possibly some real money in this.

UPDATE 7/28/2008
Someone stole my idea.

Seriously... some of the scents came directly from my post. Who do I sue???

Most of those smells are ones we make or attain without scented candles.

That said, the Bratwurst and beer scents would be great.
You just then need to add Bacon to the list!

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: Nik
Can they all be boob-shaped candles? You know, for the asthetic side of the product.

So flaming boobs turn you on? :Q

i like fire, i like boobs, why not?

Heh - my brother-in-law bought a house a few years ago and inherited a candle with naked women all over it (the previous owner had left it). They use it now.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: moshquerade
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: jdini76
I think you have an interesting idea, but poor examples.</blockquote>

I think it's a kickass idea, but Ned go with things that smell good

Deep woods
Belt buckles and leather
Dressed up vagina


you know, what i mean?

How do these two differ???

the vaginas you encounter all smell of leather?

 

[DrPizza]

In case any of my family, relatives, etc. read this - people who might shop and get me a gift for my birthday or father's day

PLEASE, do NOT buy me a beer scented candle. Ask my wife what brand of beer I've been drinking & get me a 6 pack of that instead.
PLEASE, do NOT buy me a day old pizza scented candle. Have a hot pizza delivered to me fresh at 11pm any night of the week.
PLEASE, do NOT buy me a fresh cut grass candle. Surprise me and mow my lawn for me.
PLEASE, do NOT buy me a "dressed up vagina" candle...

 

[Goldfish4209]

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Diesel Exhaust.
Navy ship.
New computer parts.

Win

 

[conehead433]

Someone has already done this. Saw it on CNN the other day.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: conehead433
Someone has already done this. Saw it on CNN the other day.

I think you've missed the point.

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: Goldfish4209

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Diesel Exhaust.
Navy ship.
New computer parts.

Win

New electronics in general, I opened a game case today fresh from the store and almost fainted because it smelled so good.

 

[rise]

looks like you thieved from mandles, added some own and never followed through.

smells like fail.

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: potato28

Originally posted by: Goldfish4209

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Diesel Exhaust.
Navy ship.
New computer parts.

Win

New electronics in general, I opened a game case today fresh from the store and almost fainted because it smelled so good.

definitely a candle i'd buy.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: rise
looks like you thieved from mandles, added some own and never followed through.

smells like fail.

I think you've missed the point as well. Look at the date of my original post. Then look at the date the mandles site was registered (link in the thread). Look at the names of the candle scents that Mandles has posted. Then tell me who stole from whom.

 

[rise]

heh, i didn't see 2007. i thought it was this june.

:beer:*

that's probably all you'll get for it

 

[conehead433]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: rise
looks like you thieved from mandles, added some own and never followed through.

smells like fail.

I think you've missed the point as well. Look at the date of my original post. Then look at the date the mandles site was registered (link in the thread). Look at the names of the candle scents that Mandles has posted. Then tell me who stole from whom.

Did you get a patent?

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: conehead433

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: rise
looks like you thieved from mandles, added some own and never followed through.

smells like fail.

I think you've missed the point as well. Look at the date of my original post. Then look at the date the mandles site was registered (link in the thread). Look at the names of the candle scents that Mandles has posted. Then tell me who stole from whom.

Did you get a patent?

obviously not. and they only have, what, 3 or 4 that are similar/same to his out of their 20+ offerings so, again, follow through by OP was lacking. coulda had a fine line of mandles, now he's got a rant.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: rise
looks like you thieved from mandles, added some own and never followed through.

smells like fail.

I think you've missed the point as well. Look at the date of my original post. Then look at the date the mandles site was registered (link in the thread). Look at the names of the candle scents that Mandles has posted. Then tell me who stole from whom.

Mandles was established in 1907. You fail.

 

[child of wonder]

Being that they have the scent "Burrito Fart" I think it's a safe assumption they saw your post and copied that scent, at a minimum.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: child of wonder
Being that they have the scent "Burrito Fart" I think it's a safe assumption they saw your post and copied that scent, at a minimum.

I agree. That one is the real giveaway. The real question: who is the culprit behind this dastardly thievery??? Surely not one of ATOT's fine outstanding members...

 

[BZeto]

I like the smell of pretty much all scented candles, fruity or not.

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: child of wonder
Being that they have the scent "Burrito Fart" I think it's a safe assumption they saw your post and copied that scent, at a minimum.

what?? i think that's an obvious one...

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I don't know, the fact that they have Chuck Norris' sweat and you don't pretty much makes you wrong. I'm not saying you didn't come up with the idea, or even that they stole from you, but Chuck Norris' sweat trumps all. It's an actual legal defense in copyright infringement suits.

That and the site seems to be a parody (obviously). You can't actually buy any of those. What a tease.

 

[imported_Baloo]

Really now. Gender specific candles? This is getting ridiculous.

 

[Svnla]

Pork chop and grill chicken for $1000, Alex

 

[jonks]

Just wait for Chuck Norris to sue them for unlawful usurpation of his celebrity rights and then join in the suit

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: moshquerade
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: jdini76
I think you have an interesting idea, but poor examples.</blockquote>

I think it's a kickass idea, but Ned go with things that smell good

Deep woods
Belt buckles and leather
Dressed up vagina


you know, what i mean?

How do these two differ???

the vaginas you encounter all smell of leather?

old ladies need lovin' too!