Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds SPLIT: Divorce After 2 Years

[NFS4]

That was quick...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/14/scarlett-johansson-ryan-r_n_796659.html

After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we've decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it's with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn't expected, it's certainly appreciated.

 

[EvilYoda]

Nooooooes! If that genetically perfect couple can't make it...*sob*

On the other hand, we now all have a chance at ScarJo again! LOL.

 

[zinfamous]

the fuck? I had no idea she was married, let alone to Ryan Reynolds. rofl.

 

[lolbron]

the fuck? I had no idea she was married, let alone to Ryan Reynolds. rofl.

. wtf

 

[Ns1]

another win for the sanctity of traditional marriage.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

On the other hand, we now all have a chance at ScarJo again! LOL.

Yeah, because the marriage was the only thing keeping you two apart.

 

[rasczak]

YES!

 

[BoomerD]

Oh, the poor thing. I wonder if she needs a shoulder to cry on? I'd be happy to console her...:biggrin:

 

[Queasy]

another win for the sanctity of traditional marriage.

There's nothing traditional about Hollywood married couples.

 

[her209]

Let's be honest. If Scarlett didn't have her tits, no one would care.

 

[Printer Bandit]

i hate her voice.

 

[Imp]

Knew they were together, didn't know they were married though.

 

[rasczak]

Let's be honest. If Scarlett didn't have her tits, no one would care.

But she has them, so we care. very much.

 

[caddlad]

But she has them, so we care. very much.

About her tits.

 

[dud]

Wat? I have a life so I don't know who these people are ... or why I should give a (fill in the blank).

 

[BoomerD]

Let's be honest. If Scarlett didn't have her tits, no one would care.

WTF? You say that like it's a bad thing...

 

[darkxshade]

She probably filed for the divorce as soon as she saw the first production photos of Green Lantern.

 

[soulcougher73]

Why do Hollywood celebrites even try anymore. They should defiantly try dating normal people like me. Maybe that would last. Scarlett..im married..but not THAT married 😛

 

[geno]

Thanks for the update, Perez Hilton.

 

[schneiderguy]

Wat? I have a life so I don't know who these people are ... or why I should give a (fill in the blank).

You don't know who Scarlett Johansson is? Are you gay? :hmm:

 

[EvilYoda]

Yeah, because the marriage was the only thing keeping you two apart.

I know! Look, it's me being totally serious again! yeesh.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Why do Hollywood celebrites even try anymore. They should defiantly try dating normal people like me. Maybe that would last. Scarlett..im married..but not THAT married 😛

I agree completely. Ryan..im hetero.. but not THAT hetero 😛

 

[dud]

You don't know who Scarlett Johansson is? Are you gay? :hmm:

I know who she is. You see her all gullsied up ... but if you saw her as you would a girl you walk up to in the street you would forget her immediately. You are young and focused on the here and the now. She is a great actress ... who is pimped out as a prostitute would be.


... and I am trying to explain this to Schneider. What a fool I am ...

 

[RedRooster]

Oh, the poor thing. I wonder if she needs a shoulder to cry on? I'd be happy to console her...:biggrin:

By shoulder you mean penis, right? :awe:

 

[schneiderguy]

I know who she is. You see her all gullsied up ... but if you saw her as you would a girl you walk up to in the street you would forget her immediately. You are young and focused on the here and the now. She is a great actress ... who is pimped out as a prostitute would be.


... and I am trying to explain this to Schneider. What a fool I am ...

tl;dr

She's hot and she has big boobs. And I'm going to marry her!