Scarlett Johansson is not THAT ridiculously hot...

AStar617

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Originally posted by: imthebadguy
i'd hit it
My point exactly. I would too but she's not god's gift or anything.
Originally posted by: BDawg
You likely have never had nor will ever have anything as hot as she is.
Don't make silly assumptions.
 

ponyo

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She's hot if you look at her one way and so-so at another. Angle of view determines her hotness.
 

SpanishFry

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i guess not. but there's something about her. she's real. not that skinny 10 year old boy look. also her acting makes her sexy for some reason, can't really explain it but i love her character in lost in translation.
 

AStar617

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Originally posted by: Naustica
She's hot if you look at her one way and so-so at another. Angle of view determines her hotness.
QFT...

IMHO this immediately disqualifies her from unequivocal hotness. Two-faces (a la Seinfeld) are not hot by definition.
 

imported_Phil

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Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: Naustica
She's hot if you look at her one way and so-so at another. Angle of view determines her hotness.
QFT...

IMHO this immediately disqualifies her from unequivocal hotness. Two-faces (a la Seinfeld) are not hot by definition.

Like you'd turn her down if she invited you over to play with whipped cream.
 

AStar617

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Originally posted by: Phil
Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: Naustica
She's hot if you look at her one way and so-so at another. Angle of view determines her hotness.
QFT...

IMHO this immediately disqualifies her from unequivocal hotness. Two-faces (a la Seinfeld) are not hot by definition.

Like you'd turn her down if she invited you over to play with whipped cream.
My very first post reply was to agree that I'd hit it, scroll up. Anyone who claims they need a perfect 10 to hit is a jackass with a hairy palm. I just think she's just nowhere close to this superlative perfect 10 everyone seems to make her out to be...
 

imported_Phil

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Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: Phil
Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: Naustica
She's hot if you look at her one way and so-so at another. Angle of view determines her hotness.
QFT...

IMHO this immediately disqualifies her from unequivocal hotness. Two-faces (a la Seinfeld) are not hot by definition.

Like you'd turn her down if she invited you over to play with whipped cream.
My very first post reply was to agree that I'd hit it, scroll up. Anyone who claims they need a perfect 10 to hit is a jackass with a hairy palm. I just think she's just nowhere close to this superlative perfect 10 everyone seems to make her out to be...

Point taken. She's a good 8.5/9.
 

BrokenVisage

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Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: Phil
Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: Naustica
She's hot if you look at her one way and so-so at another. Angle of view determines her hotness.
QFT...

IMHO this immediately disqualifies her from unequivocal hotness. Two-faces (a la Seinfeld) are not hot by definition.

Like you'd turn her down if she invited you over to play with whipped cream.
My very first post reply was to agree that I'd hit it, scroll up. Anyone who claims they need a perfect 10 to hit is a jackass with a hairy palm. I just think she's just nowhere close to this perfect 10 everyone seems to make her out to be...

Ok then, who are your 10's?