Scan your tongue on your computer (21+ years old)

[slugg]

OK so at first, you're going to think this is BS. Fine, don't believe me! You don't have to believe me! You'll find out for yourself

http://www.tscan2000.com

^^
Milwaukee's Best Light beer website. Really doesn't matter, you don't need to like beer.

Put your b-day in the boxes to show that you're 21 years or older.

Anyways, it'll ask you to put your tongue in the space and click scan. You're going to say "oh hell no, this stupid thing wont work!"

Fine! Do it without putting your tongue in it. It won't work!

Seriously, try it the way you're supposed to try it and it'll scan it. It works. I don't know how or why it works, but you just gotta try it. The results are kinda crazy.

enjoy

 

[imthebadguy]

wtf.....im not gonna lick my lcd

 

[Trevelyan]

The first time you press Scan it says tongue not detected. The second time it works.

</joke>

 

[KLin]

AWESOME!!!

 

[BoomerD]

Since it worked with my thumb...I'd say it doesn't REALLY work...
Try again...

 

[imthebadguy]

i couldnt get it to work @ all

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: Trevelyan
The first time you press Scan it says tongue not detected. The second time it works.

</joke>

nope, i put my thumb on it and it worked. It just said I drink womanly beer

 

[MazerRackham]

Um, I did it without putting my tongue on there, and it worked. It worked on the 2nd try. I am sure the first try is scripted to fail, because no one in their right mind would think that their monitor could become a "taste" scanner simply by visiting a website.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

atleast this thread saved me the trouble of asking KLin why he has to clean saliva off of his LCD.

 

[Compnewbie01]

I may be wrong, but I think the trick is if you immediately click on scan it will always fail. If you hover it over and leave it for a second before clicking it usually works. I guess that is how they tell whether you really put your tongue on the screen or not lol.

 

[Quasmo]

Heres how it works, if you actually put your tounge on the screen your mouse movement is going to be very minimal because you can not see what you're doing, so if you just click without moving around it will work.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I have a man's taste. Great.

Good thing I didn't lick my monitor.

 

[PHiuR]

it's not working...

 

[archcommus]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Heres how it works, if you actually put your tounge on the screen your mouse movement is going to be very minimal because you can not see what you're doing, so if you just click without moving around it will work.

Agreed.

 

[TheChort]

OMG, this is so dumb
I put my tongue on the screen like FIVE TIMES and clicked scan, and it NEVER worked

This is so bogus ... whoever said it worked for them is a liar

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: Compnewbie01
I may be wrong, but I think the trick is if you immediately click on scan it will always fail. If you hover it over and leave it for a second before clicking it usually works. I guess that is how they tell whether you really put your tongue on the screen or not lol.

there you go. that's how you do it. heh

 

[DaWhim]

did they forget to put your lcd monitor needs to have touch screen?

 

[slugg]

I know it's fake, i just wanted to see how many people would lick their monitors

I got 4 people here at USF to lick their LCD's.... IDIOTS! hahaha

enjoy