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"The WWF website reports that the Rock's wife Dany gave birth to the couple's first child, Simone Alexandria Johnson, on Aug. 14 in Davie, Fla. The baby girl weighed in at 7 lbs., 10 ounces. The website also reports that Rock has already nicknamed his daughter "Pebbles."
Congratulations Rock! Hurray! I wish the Rock was my dad!
Rock: Son, did you do your homework?
Me: Well I..
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK
Repeat for "eat your vegitables" "take out the garbage".
I bet the doctor was, "What do you want her name to be"
And Rock goes, "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS"
And for dinner I would smell what the Rock was cooking! oh oh oh, best life ever!
Congratulations Rock! Hurray! I wish the Rock was my dad!
Rock: Son, did you do your homework?
Me: Well I..
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK
Repeat for "eat your vegitables" "take out the garbage".
I bet the doctor was, "What do you want her name to be"
And Rock goes, "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS"
And for dinner I would smell what the Rock was cooking! oh oh oh, best life ever!
