Saw this on tech tv

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old old stuff

the magnets are not the best part.

read the other stuff on his web sites near the bottom. it's hilarious stuff.
 

Hayabusa Rider

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"Please consult your doctor if you have a heart problem or if you are pregnant before using this device"
 

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Oh I love this,

Wear eternal life rings on your small fingers during sleep. (Around 8 - 10 hours a day.) The fixed polarity will generate stronger metabolism by increasing the magnetic flux of your body, further generating an increased healing process. The rings should keep the user physically young as long as the user don't stop wearing the rings.

Imagine if I took them off after wearing them for 150 years, would I age increadibly like in that old star trek episode?

HAHAHAHAH.

Antonio

very funny stuff. You should have seen him on tech tv, very serious guy. He was 32, but looked 23, very funny.

 

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I have cast iron testicles, so magnets won't stick to them. What shall I do?
Thought your said that yours were stainless or brass.
I must have you confused with some other sick puppy around here!



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