saw the slowest car ever at the track today

[OS]

it was a stock looking 92-95 or so 4 door civic, it ran something like 20 secs @ 68 mph. It was funny cause this guy in the stands stood up like mortal kombat and screamed "AUTOMATIC!"

I mean sometimes cars break stuff running down the track, but usually you can tell cause you hear a bang and/or see jerking/shuddering. But this car just crawled down the track evenly so I don't think anything broke.

 

[fs5]

probably a DX 4 speed auto.. yay 1000 posts for me!

 

[Goosemaster]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

 

[Goosemaster]

i wonder what my 120hp 1990 Accord coupe would get?


"MA-N-U-A-L"

 

[MercenaryForHire]

With a wing, body kit, some Altezzas, a blower, and NAWZ, he could run 10s.



- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

My 2003 Odyssey runs low 16s.

- M4H

 

[Goosemaster]

Year Make & Model (0-60) (1/4 Mile)
_____ _________________________________ ______ __________

1976 Honda Accord 13.8 20.0
1981 Honda Accord 13.4 N/A
1982 Honda Accord LX 13.0 18.0
1986 Honda Accord LXi 9.8 17.3
1990 Honda Accord EX 10.0 17.2

an even 10 baby...:/



bUWHAHAHHA

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Year Make & Model (0-60) (1/4 Mile)
_____ _________________________________ ______ __________

1976 Honda Accord 13.8 20.0
1981 Honda Accord 13.4 N/A
1982 Honda Accord LX 13.0 18.0
1986 Honda Accord LXi 9.8 17.3
1990 Honda Accord EX 10.0 17.2

an even 10 baby...:/



bUWHAHAHHA

Where'd those numbers come from?

- M4H

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
My 2003 Odyssey runs low 16s.

- M4H

"MY HONDA OWN U HONDA"



lol....the only situation that would involve racing and my car would be me @ age 65 fighting off another baldder episode...

 

[Vilica]

That's nothing. I floored my friend's 89ish Civic from a light. I let off the gas 30 seconds later, after it hit the redline for the 2nd time (reset at 4k rpms the first time). I was doing 55mph.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Where'd those numbers come from?

- M4H

Don;t question me on its validity....

 

[N8Magic]

My TDI stock was faster than that. :Q

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Vilica
That's nothing. I floored my friend's 89ish Civic from a light. I let off the gas 30 seconds later, after it hit the redline for the 2nd time (reset at 4k rpms the first time). I was doing 55mph.

lol...

Just imagine yourself in a decent sports car( i've never driven one)

You'd be so used to flooring it that with the extra power you'd be a menace

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
My 2003 Odyssey runs low 16s.

- M4H

"MY HONDA OWN U HONDA"



lol....the only situation that would involve racing and my car would be me @ age 65 fighting off another baldder episode...

20s?

But ... but ... Teh Civic can nevAr lose! :Q

- M4H

 

[Evadman]

I can do a 1/4 on my bicycle iin under 20.

that guy has balls for doing that tho. He had to have gotten razzed

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Vilica
That's nothing. I floored my friend's 89ish Civic from a light. I let off the gas 30 seconds later, after it hit the redline for the 2nd time (reset at 4k rpms the first time). I was doing 55mph.

lol...

Just imagine yourself in a decent sports car( i've never driven one)

You'd be so used to flooring it that with the extra power you'd be a menace

My good friend used to work on the Formula Car team at MTU. :evil:

I didn't make the qualifications for driver though. Not a US citizen.

- M4H

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Vilica
That's nothing. I floored my friend's 89ish Civic from a light. I let off the gas 30 seconds later, after it hit the redline for the 2nd time (reset at 4k rpms the first time). I was doing 55mph.

lol...

Just imagine yourself in a decent sports car( i've never driven one)

You'd be so used to flooring it that with the extra power you'd be a menace

My good friend used to work on the Formula Car team at MTU. :evil:

I didn't make the qualifications for driver though. Not a US citizen.

- M4H

:Q


Seriously..i need to have your shoes..quick give them to me...


Honda accord. +.....RALLY-INSPIRED LOAFERS = AT LEAST 12s