CurseTheSky
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- Oct 21, 2006
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Any type of car that's cheap enough for an idiot to own will have something like this done to it somewhere by someone.
Too bad it has to happen to some cars which are normally respectable. Around here, someone has a riced-out C4 Corvette that looks ridiculous. I mean, those things were pretty ugly as is (much worse than 80's Camaros and Trans Ams, and maybe on par with the Fox bodies IMO), but adding a bunch of decals, glasspacks, and some huge exhaust tips makes it look even worse. I'll have to snap a picture if I get a chance sometime, but something tells me their sheer "I'm going to hold the accelerator down to the floor because my car is faster than the speed of light and I like to hear 'vrrooOOOMMM crackle crackle crackle'" attitude will make it a bit difficult. Worst of all, it's white.
It looks similar to this one, just with a bunch of silly part manufacturer decals everywhere, and a bra: http://classicmotor-sports.com/CarImages/84%20Vette.JPG.
Edit: with the recent German craze in this area (finally moving away from Japanese cars, for better or for worse) there are a number of older BMWs, Jettas, Rabbits, etc. that end up with the same fate. Just because it has a BMW or VW badge instantly means that it does 10's in the 1/4, don't you know? One of my favorites was a bunch 16-18 year olds gathered around a red Jetta VR6 in a local Wal-Mart parking lot. The owner was proudly exclaiming how awesome his car was, and everything he had put into it. When he said something about a boost gauge, I heard one of the kids ask him what that was for. The owner started in on the kid like he was an idiot, then others started to catch on. I wanted to go up and shake the guy's hand. We laughed about it the entire ride home.
Too bad it has to happen to some cars which are normally respectable. Around here, someone has a riced-out C4 Corvette that looks ridiculous. I mean, those things were pretty ugly as is (much worse than 80's Camaros and Trans Ams, and maybe on par with the Fox bodies IMO), but adding a bunch of decals, glasspacks, and some huge exhaust tips makes it look even worse. I'll have to snap a picture if I get a chance sometime, but something tells me their sheer "I'm going to hold the accelerator down to the floor because my car is faster than the speed of light and I like to hear 'vrrooOOOMMM crackle crackle crackle'" attitude will make it a bit difficult. Worst of all, it's white.
It looks similar to this one, just with a bunch of silly part manufacturer decals everywhere, and a bra: http://classicmotor-sports.com/CarImages/84%20Vette.JPG.
Edit: with the recent German craze in this area (finally moving away from Japanese cars, for better or for worse) there are a number of older BMWs, Jettas, Rabbits, etc. that end up with the same fate. Just because it has a BMW or VW badge instantly means that it does 10's in the 1/4, don't you know? One of my favorites was a bunch 16-18 year olds gathered around a red Jetta VR6 in a local Wal-Mart parking lot. The owner was proudly exclaiming how awesome his car was, and everything he had put into it. When he said something about a boost gauge, I heard one of the kids ask him what that was for. The owner started in on the kid like he was an idiot, then others started to catch on. I wanted to go up and shake the guy's hand. We laughed about it the entire ride home.
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