Saw boobies, fell and hurt myself.

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FrustratedUser

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LOL
I am the living proof of the weak male. LOL!

I was biking home from work and turned in to my apartment complex when I saw 1 of my hot neigbours topless on her balcony.
I picked up my mail and started biking the last bit to my apartment. I had to stretch to get a better view and I was going slow. I have these clipless pedals (Important part) and was going so slow I lost balance and slammed into the ground unable to release my feet.
LOL, The result was a real un-cool crasch. No serious injuries.
 
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Tallgeese

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smooth...real smooth.

j/k man
I'd have done the same thing, although my injury probably would have involved an ambulance, police, etc.
 
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Tallgeese

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on second thought...time to find a good personal injury lawyer!
the claim: Near-Fatal Distraction

*ducks*
 
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Fausto

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
LOL
I am the living proof of the weak male. LOL!

I was biking home from work and turned in to my apartment complex when I saw 1 of my hot neigbours topless on her balcony.
I picked up my mail and started biking the last bit to my apartment. I had to stretch to get a better view and I was going slow. I have these clipless pedals (Important part) and was going so slow I lost balance and slammed into the ground unable to release my feet.
LOL, The result was a real un-cool crasch. No serious injuries.
Click to expand...

Ahem.

BWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!

</me regains composure.>

Pics?;)
 
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Brutuskend

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Thats why they cover those things up!! They are DANGEROUS!!!! (Nice, but DANGEROUS!!)

I've seen some that could actually take out an EYE!! (When it's cold out at least)
 
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ShadowDJ

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sweet. :D

PICS! - things like these are veritable crime scenes - they must be thoroughly documented and well photographed. :p
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
 
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JellyBaby

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If all that happened from a quick peek at some Thingies, I wonder if full frontal nudity could be the death of FrustratedUser.
 
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FrustratedUser

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She didn't see me fall, LOL.
Brused elbow and knee, that's the damage.

She was:
Brunette
~25
Nice body
Do not know her....... yet :D

No didgicam yet, but when I get my $49 camera from CompUSA I'll try to catch a new glimpse.
The reason I am going for this El'Cheapo camera is the risk of possible new crasches.
:p
 
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FrustratedUser

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Originally posted by: JellyBaby
If all that happened from a quick peek at some Thingies, I wonder if full frontal nudity could be the death of FrustratedUser.
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That would be the way to die.

 
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bigrash

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Feb 20, 2001
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hahaha... I think that's the funniest thread title.

so was it worth it at least?
 
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