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Saw a SWEET car accident at lunch today!!!

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Originally posted by: bacon333
They might've been in each other's blind spot? Should've looked over their shoulders. I've avoided soooo many accidents by just taking a quick glance at my blind spot before I change lanes.

Sounds like that's the point of this rant/thread.
 
<- has not and will not read entire flame thread


I agree with the OP in part, if not in malicious sentiment. Everytime and everywhere I drive these days, I see inattentive drivers talking/texting on their cell phones, not using their turn signals, not using proper lane discipline, chasing red lights, etc. By rough estimates from my observations, I believe that less than half of all drivers use their turn signals anymore. In the meantime, the police appear to do absolutely nothing about these bad drivers (although failure to use turn signals is the traffic infraction equivalent in my state of driving 20 mph over the limit, and running a red light ranks up there with reckless driving), and those bad drivers themselves seem to have all developed this smug passive-aggressive attitude about their discourteous and unsafe driving habits.
On that note, Oregon has adopted, over the past few years, various ridiculous speed limit enforcement laws and practices, in particular a series of confusing and ever-changing after-hours school zone 20 mph limits, of which I am currently fighting a $250 photo radar ticket for driving at exactly the otherwise posted limit through a school zone on a day when school was not in session.

So yeah, I don't have a shred for sympathy of all the suckass drivers in the world who can't drive for sh!t, never pay attention to the road, and never practice courteous driving, but think they're "safe" drivers just because they drive at some arbitrary number posted on a sign.
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77

And again, there was no decision that was made. This happened over the course of 2 or 3 seconds. Some seem to be very forgetful of who/what actually CAUSED this accident to take place. God forbid they be held accountable. Just because I had a good internal laugh doesn't mean *I* caused it.

You obviously had enough time to think to youself:

"SWEET! Front row seats!" as they both enter the cruising lane and COLLIDE.

Surely a horn-press takes the same amount of time. :evil:


Also, you'd think by now you'd realize that since you came off sounding like a pompous prick in your OP, that's why most everyone in here is intentionally acting like a pompous prick to you with their replies. The fact that you didn't pick up on this troubles me.

Surely you've heard the expression, "Methinks the lady doth protest too much"? Do these ATOT posters really make you that uneasy, or is it your conscience prompting you to spin and defend for 2 days straight in this thread.
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: WiseOldDude
How stooopid are you that you can't realize you can't see the blinker of a car parallel to you but a lane away. Oh wait, you are the ONE perfect driver out there aren't you.

Stoooopid rant

Have you ever actually driven a car? Do you know how to read? These cars weren't "but a lane away". They were TWO lanes away and, as such, could have easily seen each other's intentions had they a) made them known, and b) looked.

You obviously went to the same driving school as Britboy.

And you are such a great fscking driver that you can see the turn signal on a car TWO lanes away and parallel with your car, yea right, you are spewing your crap from the wrong end, wipe your mouth and STFU.
 
Originally posted by: WiseOldDude
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: WiseOldDude
How stooopid are you that you can't realize you can't see the blinker of a car parallel to you but a lane away. Oh wait, you are the ONE perfect driver out there aren't you.

Stoooopid rant

Have you ever actually driven a car? Do you know how to read? These cars weren't "but a lane away". They were TWO lanes away and, as such, could have easily seen each other's intentions had they a) made them known, and b) looked.

You obviously went to the same driving school as Britboy.

And you are such a great fscking driver that you can see the turn signal on a car TWO lanes away and parallel with your car, yea right, you are spewing your crap from the wrong end, wipe your mouth and STFU.

I don't know about you, but if I'm parallel with ANY car in the nearest two lanes I look to see if the blinkers are on and if they're going to make a lane change.
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

"SWEET! Front row seats!" as they both enter the cruising lane and COLLIDE.

Surely a horn-press takes the same amount of time. :evil:

It's just good story-telling.

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Also, you'd think by now you'd realize that since you came off sounding like a pompous prick in your OP, that's why most everyone in here is intentionally acting like a pompous prick to you with their replies. The fact that you didn't pick up on this troubles me.

It doesn't trouble me, I just don't care. It wasn't pompous. It was a "wake-the-fvck-up" call to every asshole out there who's too manly to pay the fvck attention to what he's doing. If that offends you, good.

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
or is it your conscience prompting you to spin and defend for 2 days straight in this thread.

No, I just think this thread is more interesting than the others.

Originally posted by: WiseOldDude
And you are such a great fscking driver that you can see the turn signal on a car TWO lanes away and parallel with your car, yea right, you are spewing your crap from the wrong end, wipe your mouth and STFU.

Is your goddamn neck so broken that you can't turn it to see if the lane you're about to careen into is occupied or about to be occupied by another car? Are you unaware of the fact that most cars on the road have blinkers on the SIDES of their cars as well? I already stated that these were two modern SUVs and, as such, were certainly equipped with said blinkers.

Of course, there's also the general rule of thumb that you simply don't move into a lane when you're parallel with another vehicle.

By your own midget-brain logic, when two cars collide with each other under these circumstances, it's totally acceptable since there's just no reasonable way either one of them could have discerned that they were in a bad suation. Hell, the only person truly responsible for this incident was the guy 50 - 75 feet behind them! LOL

You couldn't be any more idiotic if you tried!

So how about YOU "stfu", get a clue, and suck me sideways.
 
Originally posted by: bacon333
They might've been in each other's blind spot? Should've looked over their shoulders. I've avoided soooo many accidents by just taking a quick glance at my blind spot before I change lanes.

Why would people need to turn their heads when they change lane? That's what all the mirrors on the car's for! /sarcasm
 
Originally posted by: Aflac
I don't know about you, but if I'm parallel with ANY car in the nearest two lanes I look to see if the blinkers are on and if they're going to make a lane change.

Heck, I'll take that a step further: I don't even DO it if I'm parallel to a car.

Of course, I first have to LOOK to see if this is the case, but since morons like WiseOldDude operate their vehicles with zero personal responsibility, we can't expect them to bother to look where the fsck it is they're pointing their 2,000lb death machine.
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Surely a horn-press takes the same amount of time. :evil:
Not in my friggin Prelude. Takes me about a mile to find the buttons on the steering wheel. 😉
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
It's just good story-telling.
:laugh: Yeah, riveting.

It doesn't trouble me, I just don't care. It wasn't pompous. It was a "wake-the-fvck-up" call to every asshole out there who's too manly to pay the fvck attention to what he's doing. If that offends you, good.

No, there was no arrogance in that OP at all. None. Expecially not the part where you assumed the drivers were "wiggers" and "soccer moms." Or where you held your sh1tty driving to some higher standard than other's sh1tty driving. Or where you asked other people to "suck you sideways."

God bless you and your humility, St. jbourne77! 🙂

No, I just think this thread is more interesting than the others.
I assure you, we're having more fun with your juvenile wailing than you could possibly be having with us. :laugh: Keep it up! :thumbsup:


 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: jbourne77
It's just good story-telling.
:laugh: Yeah, riveting.

You're still here.

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
No, there was no arrogance in that OP at all. None. Expecially not the part where you assumed the drivers were "wiggers" and "soccer moms."

Someone takes themselves WAY too seriously...

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Or where you asked other people to "suck you sideways."

Funny... no comments from you regarding the post I was replying to... or the guy who said he was disappointed that I hadn't died. You trying to pick a fight just as much as the next guy.

You're not exactly sporting wings, either, buddy.

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I assure you, we're having more fun with your juvenile wailing than you could possibly be having with us. :laugh: Keep it up! :thumbsup:

I doubt it. It's REALLY slow at work. It's either this or Minesweeper, and that got old a LONG time ago.


You've obviously got an axe to grind, I've obviously hit a nerve, so please... continue.

Just use your fvcking blinker and your eyeballs. It's all I really ask.
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
You're not exactly sporting wings, either, buddy.
I'll be first in line to "suck you sideways" if you can find one post in this thead where I claimed to to be, unlike your faux-indignant "I'm not being pompous" line. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: jbourne77
You're not exactly sporting wings, either, buddy.
I'll be first in line to "suck you sideways" if you can find one post in this thead where I claimed to to be, unlike your faux-indignant "I'm not being pompous" line. :laugh:

Claim to be? LOL, every one of your posts WREAKS of it. Not to mention the fact that you sit in silent agreement with some of the most idiotic/juvenile words ever recorded with regard to the operation of a motor vehicle, but chide me for being a pompous/juvenile/prick/[insert whatever insult here]. Not to mention the fact that we don't exactly have landslide agreement here. It's been anything but.

So basically, you smell of every little thing you accuse me of. If you need to know why I'm having a hard time taking you seriously, that would be why.

Now if you want to sit back and throw thunder over whether you think my post was pompous and I think it was something else, then whatever. If that's what you need to do for some satisfaction, then have at it. Maybe I am pompous towards idiots who pose a constant threat to everone around them. So fvcking what. Get over it. If it's really being pompous, I really don't care. There's far bigger fish to fry here, like the fact that people have all but completely shirked any personal responsibility for driving a vehicle. Like Vic said, it's an attitude that has become very passive-aggressive when one is forced to face some accountability. Your words and general attitude smack of exactly that.

One thing is for certain, though. You do take yourself WAY too seriously. You really need to work on your sense of humor. If the "wiggers and soccer moms" bit got to you, your asshole must be wound tighter than a snare drum. If you can't discern a telling of the facts from a little quip for entertainment's sake (regardless of whether you found it entertaining), that's your problem. Lighten up.

From now on I'll be sure to provide a "ckGunslinger" version of every account of events I tell... that way you're sure to not get confused by the storytelling aspects.

See spot.
See spot run.
 
Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
Wow how are you not banned yet?

He's entertaining. You, on the other hand.......


Originally posted by: skyking
15 car lengths, they would not have heard a horn unless it was a truck air horn🙂
I got to do that the other day. I was driving a dump truck with a 28,000 pound excavator on a 10,000 pound trailer. this turdlick was in the left lane in a small flatbed, and got real lazy about lane control near my left front fender. he straightened right up after that.

I want one for my Accord. I've got just enough room left in my trunk (after my sub and amps) for the air tank and compressor, and the horns themselves would fit perfectly in the empty spaces of my front bumper 😀
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: Aflac
I don't know about you, but if I'm parallel with ANY car in the nearest two lanes I look to see if the blinkers are on and if they're going to make a lane change.

Heck, I'll take that a step further: I don't even DO it if I'm parallel to a car.

Of course, I first have to LOOK to see if this is the case, but since morons like WiseOldDude operate their vehicles with zero personal responsibility, we can't expect them to bother to look where the fsck it is they're pointing their 2,000lb death machine.

You would think something like that would be plain common sense, and yet...
 
Originally posted by: mitchelt
Saw a SWEET car accident at lunch today!!!

A car accident is NEVER sweet!

I think it's sad that you would think two people getting into an accident is "sweet". What if thier accident caused a bigger accident in which innocent people got hurt, including yourself.

What would have been "sweet" is if you honked your horn in hopes of grabbing one of the drivers attention.

I remember watching some animal show that showed how each member of the pack always watched out for each other in case a predator was approaching.

I guess you would be the one that hid behind a tree and did not warn the others something bad was about to go down because you wanted to see something "sweet" happen.



Pictures it... .. LMAOOOOO

 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: jbourne77
You're not exactly sporting wings, either, buddy.
I'll be first in line to "suck you sideways" if you can find one post in this thead where I claimed to to be, unlike your faux-indignant "I'm not being pompous" line. :laugh:

Claim to be? LOL, every one of your posts WREAKS of it. Not to mention the fact that you sit in silent agreement with some of the most idiotic/juvenile words ever recorded with regard to the operation of a motor vehicle, but chide me for being a pompous/juvenile/prick/[insert whatever insult here]. Not to mention the fact that we don't exactly have landslide agreement here. It's been anything but.

So basically, you smell of every little thing you accuse me of. If you need to know why I'm having a hard time taking you seriously, that would be why.

Now if you want to sit back and throw thunder over whether you think my post was pompous and I think it was something else, then whatever. If that's what you need to do for some satisfaction, then have at it. Maybe I am pompous towards idiots who pose a constant threat to everone around them. So fvcking what. Get over it. If it's really being pompous, I really don't care. There's far bigger fish to fry here, like the fact that people have all but completely shirked any personal responsibility for driving a vehicle. Like Vic said, it's an attitude that has become very passive-aggressive when one is forced to face some accountability. Your words and general attitude smack of exactly that.

One thing is for certain, though. You do take yourself WAY too seriously. You really need to work on your sense of humor. If the "wiggers and soccer moms" bit got to you, your asshole must be wound tighter than a snare drum. If you can't discern a telling of the facts from a little quip for entertainment's sake (regardless of whether you found it entertaining), that's your problem. Lighten up. (<-- :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh😉

From now on I'll be sure to provide a "ckGunslinger" version of every account of events I tell... that way you're sure to not get confused by the storytelling aspects.

See spot.
See spot run.

:lips:

The mental image of the vein in your forehead throbbing as pound your keyboard in a self-righteous fit makes me giggle like a little girl. 😱
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
:lips:

I'll miss you kids when school starts back up. 🙁

No really. You're better than everyone else 😉 .

I know you're just taking the moral highroad by calling me out on how mean and nasty my post was, but you're deafly silent whenever those mean and nasty posts happen to side with you. I guess when there's no real substance to what you have to say, you take what you can get. Little one-liner jabs and quoted "Fixed" posts are gems in your situation, seeing as how they account for such a substantial amount of your posts and seamingly account for your entire repertoire.

Face it guy: you're just one of those assholes on the road that the rest of us are talking about, and this whole thing got your panties in a twist. Since you can't argue with logic and reasoning, you attack the delivery. If that's all ya got, that's fine. Just know that it's quite transparent 😉 .

So I guess as long as we agree with you, we don't have to be little choir boys... unless of course that's your thing...
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
:lips:

The mental image of the vein in your forehead throbbing as pound your keyboard in a self-righteous fit makes me giggle like a little girl. 😱

The mental image of you pounding away at yours typing, re-typing, editing, and re-editing to get that "just perfect one-liner" in makes me giggle like a ... well, a guy ... but I'm still giggling.
 
Originally posted by: JS80
you should have honked to warn them. every accident in your area = increase in your premium. albeit it may be a penny, if everyone aggregately acted responsibly, insurance rates would drop. plus it would make you a better human being.

Riiiight. 'Cause insurance compaines are looking out for our best interests and would actually lower their rates if more people didn't get into accidents. They actually don't care about money at all!
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
:lips:

I'll miss you kids when school starts back up. 🙁

No really. You're better than everyone else 😉 .

I know you're just taking the moral highroad by calling me out on how mean and nasty my post was, but you're deafly silent whenever those mean and nasty posts happen to side with you. I guess when there's no real substance to what you have to say, you take what you can get. Little one-liner jabs and quoted "Fixed" posts are gems in your situation, seeing as how they account for such a substantial amount of your posts and seamingly account for your entire repertoire.

Face it guy: you're just one of those assholes on the road that the rest of us are talking about, and this whole thing got your panties in a twist. Since you can't argue with logic and reasoning, you attack the delivery. If that's all ya got, that's fine. Just know that it's quite transparent 😉 .

So I guess as long as we agree with you, we don't have to be little choir boys... unless of course that's your thing...

A sound investment
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
:lips:

I'll miss you kids when school starts back up. 🙁

No really. You're better than everyone else 😉 .

I know you're just taking the moral highroad by calling me out on how mean and nasty my post was, but you're deafly silent whenever those mean and nasty posts happen to side with you. I guess when there's no real substance to what you have to say, you take what you can get. Little one-liner jabs and quoted "Fixed" posts are gems in your situation, seeing as how they account for such a substantial amount of your posts and seamingly account for your entire repertoire.

Face it guy: you're just one of those assholes on the road that the rest of us are talking about, and this whole thing got your panties in a twist. Since you can't argue with logic and reasoning, you attack the delivery. If that's all ya got, that's fine. Just know that it's quite transparent 😉 .

So I guess as long as we agree with you, we don't have to be little choir boys... unless of course that's your thing...

A sound investment

The funny thing is that you are so predictable. You want to critisize someone for actively participating in a discussion - call them obsessed or whathaveyou - but you absolutely fail to recognize your own level of involvement. The truth of the matter is that you care just as much as the guy you're talking to, or you wouldn't still be sitting there.

But hey, tell yourself that it's for your own "amusement" or whatever. It will help you sleep at night 😉 .

Remember this cardinal rule though: if the guy comes back to the thread to defend his arguments, he's "pathetic". If he doesn't come back, then it's because "he knows he's wrong".

It's a win-win for you!!!
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
:lips:

I'll miss you kids when school starts back up. 🙁

No really. You're better than everyone else 😉 .

I know you're just taking the moral highroad by calling me out on how mean and nasty my post was, but you're deafly silent whenever those mean and nasty posts happen to side with you. I guess when there's no real substance to what you have to say, you take what you can get. Little one-liner jabs and quoted "Fixed" posts are gems in your situation, seeing as how they account for such a substantial amount of your posts and seamingly account for your entire repertoire.

Face it guy: you're just one of those assholes on the road that the rest of us are talking about, and this whole thing got your panties in a twist. Since you can't argue with logic and reasoning, you attack the delivery. If that's all ya got, that's fine. Just know that it's quite transparent 😉 .

So I guess as long as we agree with you, we don't have to be little choir boys... unless of course that's your thing...

A sound investment

The funny thing is that you are so predictable. You want to critisize someone for actively participating in a discussion - call them obsessed or whathaveyou - but you absolutely fail to recognize your own level of involvement. The truth of the matter is that you care just as much as the guy you're talking to, or you wouldn't still be sitting there.

But hey, tell yourself that it's for your own "amusement" or whatever. It will help you sleep at night 😉 .

Remember this cardinal rule though: if the guy comes back to the thread to defend his arguments, he's "pathetic". If he doesn't come back, then it's because "he knows he's wrong".

It's a win-win for you!!!

I got an endless supply of shovels, so keep on digging, Nancy! :lips:
 
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